Lindsay's Cocaine Dealing Make-Out Partner Busted for Crotch Drugs

Manhattan hotel mogul Vikram Chatwal was arrested in theFort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport last week when he was found with a crotch full of heroin, ketamine, marijuana, and an array of pills including Ativan and Xanax. Chatwal is the creepy dude Lohan was... read more

Lindsay Is Going To Die At Coachella

Lindsay is in a very dark place right now, and I'm absolutely scared for her life. Coachella is the last place she needs to be. For someone struggling with addiction, like Lindsay, the amount of drugs and alcohol at Coachella is just a recipe for disaster waiting to... read more

Arianny Celeste and Brittney Palmer Should Fight

UFC can't seem to put on a title fight anybody cares $60 worth about. But they do know how to find hot ass ring girls. Like Arianny Celeste and Brittany Palmer. These bubble headed babes hold up ring cards and get naked for Playboy which has made them celebrities. I'd... read more

Nielsen Realizes That People Are Telling TV To Go Fuck Itself

The good news is that people are still pretty much fat and lazy visual-intake vegetables. The bad news for cable and network TV execs is that everyone is getting their fix on Hulu, Netflix, downloaded torrents, and their parent's HBOgo account. The Associated Press is... read more

Jessica Alba Has the Life

Not that she didn't earn it by being born beautiful, but Jessica Alba really has everything working. She's got the Ivy League husband, the two kids, a film career in her past enough that people easily forget how horrible it was. Now she's got this blowing up... read more

The Howe Twins Want to Be Famous

The career goal of hot assy British twins should be to become famous for their fake tits and screwing famous soccer players. And, yes, if I had twin hot assy British daughters I'd tell them just the same. The Howe Twins are working their way up that chart pretty damn... read more

Estella Warren's Rehab Didn't Take

Here's a basic rule of not getting your ass into deep trouble. If you're on probation for DUI and punching cops, don't steal cell phones and stash them in your purse next to your drugs. But Estella Warren did. Because she's fucked up and Canadian and she stole Jaime... read more

People Are Pissed At Jay-Z And Beyonce For Going To Cuba

Jay-Z and Beyoncé spent last week in Cuba, celebrating their fifth wedding anniversary with some family members and close friends, and because they're Jay-Z and Beyoncé people went absolutely apeshit wherever they went. And now, because Cuba is a place governed by a... read more

Chelsea Handler Almost Nude (VIDEO)

Chelsea Handler garnered a talk show by banging her boss and then having him fire anybody at E! who talked shit about it. That's some gangster pussy whipping right there. Guys can't fuck their ways into talk shows. Letterman almost fucked his way out of one. I'd put up... read more

Jenna Jameson Was Arrested Before Her Own Birthday Party

If her Twitter account is to be believed, Jenna Jameson had a pretty shitty birthday weekend. The 38-year old was scheduled to celebrate her birthday with friends at the Heat Ultra Lounge in Anaheim, California. Unfortunately, a funny thing happened to the star of... read more

Amanda Bynes Self Diagnosis

Amanda Bynes has become the car crash America can't help but look at, or be personally injured by. Her tweets are a delightful mix of narcissism and madness. Now she's claiming that she has an eating disorder. She tweeted , "I'm suing certain blogs and magazines saying I... read more

Kathy Griffin Show Canceled; Gays Riot in the Streets

The point of after school programs like the Boys Club isn't to teach kids how to skateboard or play bumper pool, it's to lower the crime rate by keeping unsupervised teens off the streets for as many hours as possible. That's the same reason they invented the Kathy... read more