By Lex October 08, 2013 @ 11:37 AM
if Machete Kills turns out to suck, I won’t be disappointed. But I will feel bad for the grande sized yabbos of Alexa Vega. The girl from Spy Kids has spent years developing her chest into big movie opening worthiness. If this turns out to be a clunker, where do her big titties go to be made whole again? Actually I have some ideas.
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By Lex October 08, 2013 @ 11:37 AM
Brody Jenner had some free time on his hands seeing as how The Hills wrapped up six years ago, so he gave an interview to a British tabloid where he confirmed that his tranny dad Bruce Jenner was living full time in a Malibu rental, separate and apart from Kris Jenner. But, don’t read anything into that.
“I stay out of their business, but as far as I’m concerned, they haven’t split up. Dad’s been in Malibu – he grew up out here – and the press has made a big deal of it. It’s nothing to do with them breaking up.”
Brody is right. The press has jumped the gun again. In marriages between an older man turning himself into a woman and a scheming shrew that the husband hates with all his girlish guts, it’s not uncommon for couples to live apart. However, Kris’ sister, Some Other Whore, had said last week that Bruce had already consulted a divorce attorney. She claims that Bruce would hold off filing papers until the Keeping Up With the Kardashians show contract ended in 2015 so that the comatose and girls who struggle with math who comprise the KUWTK audience could continue to enjoy the engineered reality of the intact Kardashian family. I normally don’t condone lies and deceit, but these two obviously have noble intentions.
By Lex October 08, 2013 @ 11:31 AM
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By Travis October 08, 2013 @ 11:00 AM
In case you were worried that Bar Refaeli had recently been mauled by tigers or fallen off a cliff and struck every rock with her face on the way down, the Israeli model posted the above image to Instagram to let everyone know that she’s still indeed practically perfect in every way. Additionally, she posted the image from a yacht, possibly to remind us that not only is she an 11, but she also has more money than all of the women that I beg for sex combined. Did I say beg? I meant pay. It sounds classier that way.
By Travis October 08, 2013 @ 10:00 AM
Of all the carbon copy female pop stars that have come and gone, Demi Lovato has always seemed like the blandest, most milquetoast and vanilla pudding of them all, because aside from cutting herself and going to rehab, I can’t name a single noteworthy thing that she’s done. But then along comes Australian DJ Ruby Rose, who Tweeted on Sunday that she’d had a lesbian affair with Demi, and suddenly I’m very intrigued by the both of them. While she has since deleted the Tweets, it’s still funny how a sordid girl-on-girl affair can make even the most boring celebrities seem like they suddenly have some cultural significance. Then again, unless a sex tape surfaces, this will all just have been one big tease.
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By Travis October 08, 2013 @ 9:00 AM
Lady Gaga has been teasing her upcoming album ARTPOP for all of her fans with artwork and meaningless pictures of her in the studio, but last night she really drove home how much this record means to her by posting this selfie to Instagram. “Tired as fuck,” she wrote before rambling on about loving this album or whatever, and then she clicked submit on the image, thus ensuring that every last male fan of hers that wasn’t already gay would never touch a vagina again for the rest of their lives.