Vanessa Hudgens knows her strengths

Vanessa Hudgens walked the red carpet last night for the LA premiere of Sucker Punch, and if you're wondering if she posed for pictures while looking over her shoulder and showing off her ass, well then buckle the fuck up because yes, she did. Oh I know. I could hardly believe my eyes either. (picture source = getty images [gallery id="7999"]

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George Lopez called Kirstie Alley a pig

Apparently we're not allowed to liken one fat thing to another these days, because George Lopez is in trouble for calling Kirstie Alley a pig on his TBS talk show last night. Lopez launched an attack on the 'DWTS' star's fuller figure on 'Lopez Tonight,' saying of her first performance, "She did a nice job, her little hooves tapping away." While Alley declared on Twitter, "lost 60 lbs before DWTS... Haven't weighed in...

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Lacey Schwimmer has nice abs

Lacey Schwimmer, one of the professional dancers on Dancing With The Stars, left rehearsal yesterday in a little half shirt that showed off her nice little cut up abs. Now if the show could get Kirstie Alley to leave rehearsal in a half shirt, they could take pictures of her in black and white, then stamp a big red X over the last few and then try to sell you a DWTS sit up machine. (source = wenn and inf) [gallery...

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Katherine Heigl is weird looking

These pictures of Katherine Heigl having lunch with a friend yesterday in LA aren't especially noteworthy, unless you have a forehead fetish, in which case they should be considered hard core pornography. (source = fame) [gallery id="8002"]

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Captain America finally has a trailer

If you love America and/or sell steroids, then Captain America is probably the movie you're most excited about this summer, and finally today there's a full length trailer. It takes place during World War II, back when superheroes could just walk around shooting people, presumably bad ones. A Fine Time It Was! (hd copies, including full 1080, here.)

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Chris Brown gave another half assed apology

Chris Brown went on 106 and Park yesterday and apologized for his actions on Tuesday when he smashed a window in his dressing room at Good Morning America, but it turns out he should be the one getting an apology, because this was all a big set up. "First of all, I just wanna apologize to anybody who was startled in the office, anybody who was offended or really disappointed in my actions, because I was disappointed...

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Gwen Stefani gave $1,000,000 to Japan

Hollywood hasn't done nearly as much to help Japan as it did to help Haiti, even though the disaster that struck Japan was about a hundred times worse, if for no other reason than Haiti sucked to begin with. Japan is awesome. They have hot girls, karate and robots. The only thing we should be building in Haiti is a wall around it. Anyway, point being, Gwen Stefani is really nice. On Wednesday Stefani donated $1...

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did Natalie Portman do her own dancing in 'Black Swan'?

Natalie Portman won an Academy Award for her work as a ballet dancer in Black Swan, but some are saying she was a little too good, that there's no way she could perfect moves in months that real dancers can't do in years. Her fiance Benjamin Millepied, who was also the choreographer for the movie, says that's 15 percent nonsense. "It was so believable, it was fantastic, that beautiful movement quality," he told the ...

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Lindsay Lohan is going to trial

A few weeks ago it was reported that if Lindsay Lohan rejected the plea deal in her felony theft case and went to trial, she would then be in front of the toughest judge she's ever faced, one who has "no mercy" for repeat offenders and who "would very, very likely sentence Lindsay to jail, ON THE SPOT." As in, immediately. Up to 6 months. And that's just for violating her probation, it's not even for stealing the...

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Elizabeth Taylor died today

Elizabeth Taylor died early this morning of congestive heart failure. She was 79. People says… On Feb. 11, it was announced that she had been in taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles earlier that week for symptoms caused by congestive heart failure, and around 1:30 a.m. she "peacefully died there," according to her publicist. "Though she had recently suffered a number of complications, her condition had...

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nice hands, spaz

After his childish little temper tantrum yesterday, Chris Brown went to the basketball courts on West 4th street in New York City, and I don't have the box score in front of me but I get the feeling he's not as good as he thinks he is. And by that I mean he's a fucking spaz. If you don't know anything about basketball, just take my word for it when I say that your legs aren't supposed to be doing this when you shoot....

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Juliette Lewis is in a bikini, cool

Juliette Lewis is down in Los Cabos this week, hangin out on the beach, drinkin some beer, with friends who are way hotter than she is. She's not hot, and she's so flat it's hard to even tell if her head is facing the right direction, but she seems cool. Either that or she's slightly retarded. With girls it's almost impossible to tell the difference sometimes. (image source = splash news online) [gallery id="8005"]

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the police were or were not called on Chris Brown

Depending on who's right, the NYPD was either called or not this morning after Chris Brown threw a hissy fit and smashed a window at Good Morning America, and now may or may not be in trouble. Radar quotes a source who says... "The police weren't called, and unless ABC decides to call the NYPD, no action will be taken." While TMZ says as close as you can get to the exact opposite short of writing the sentence...

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Paris Hilton hates black people

Remember that time Paris Hilton was at a club and someone was filming it and she looked into the camera and said, "We're like two niggers." If you don't watch the video above because that's it. Well the reason she said that is because she was out partying and drunk but mostly because she's racist as fuck and always has been. LA Weekly has an excerpt from a new book about Hollywood from reporter Neil Straus, who...

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Chris Brown is tired of there bullsh*t

Though Good Morning America host Robin Roberts now says she talked to Brown before their interview today and got his direct approval to ask about Rihanna, once she did, he quietly simmered and then freaked the fuck out. At first he just tried to change the subject, saying... "It's not really a big deal to me now as far as that situation. I think I'm past that in my life. I think today's the album day so that's what...

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