Miss USA is fixed, says girl it wasnt fixed for

By brendon June 08, 2012 @ 2:48 PM

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Miss Pennsylvania Sheena Monnin was on the Today show this morning repeating her claims that the Miss Universe pageant, or at least the Miss USA portion which was held last weekend, is rigged.

She’s already resigned her crown and is being sued by pageant owner Donald Trump, but she insists Karina Brez (Miss Florida) found out what the top 5 would be before the pageant even began. Brez now insists she was joking, but Monnin doesn’t believe her.

“I have many years of psychological training, I know when someone is telling a joke. I know when someone is scared and when someone is serious, and in my opinion, her body language was very serious and she looked a little bit scared.”

Well of course it’s rigged. As opposed to what? Rob Kardashian was one of the judges, he probably didn’t even know there were 50 states until this, you think he’s actually sitting there listening to the questions and answers? Speaking of which, hey Miss Alabama, how long have you been a woman?

(image source of every contestant in a bikini, in alphabetical order = wenn. miss rhode island was the winner, even though miss nevada is way hotter. more importantly, wyoming, kentucky, and pennsylvania had the nicest tits)

Britney leaves ‘the X Factor’ set because she has ADHD

By brendon June 07, 2012 @ 7:21 PM

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Britney Spears made news on her very first day as a judge on ‘the X Factor’ when she walked off the set for about 20 minutes, and she’s reportedly done the same thing several times since.

Which seems reasonable because that shit looks boring, but a “source” says it’s actually because she has attention deficit disorder and can’t take meds to treat it.

“The medication helped her deal with it, however, she can’t take it now because it interferes with the other meds she takes for her mental health issues.”
“Simon was made fully aware of Britney’s medical history before the contract was signed, so this certainly isn’t a big surprise … Look, Britney basically has the attention span of a 10-year-old at times. It’s not alarming to Simon at all and he is fully supportive of Britney doing whatever she needs to do during filming.”

Wow the source really got snooty there at the end. Pardon us for listening to your response, dickhead.

Courtney Robertson is in a bikini, photogenic

By brendon June 07, 2012 @ 5:06 PM

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‘Bachelor’ winner Courtney Robertson had a photo shoot on the beach in Malibu today, and when she wasn’t frolicking in the water she was reading the erotic novel ‘Fifty Shades of Gray’. And the book got her so turned on she took off her bikini and started masturbating, right there on the beach. No that’s not true. That would have been terrific though.

(image source = pacific coast, bauer griffin)

Kim Kardashian is too fat for her dress

By brendon June 07, 2012 @ 4:10 PM

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Kim Kardashian was backstage at the Jimmy Kimmel show yesterday when she tweeted this picture showing that the zipper on her dress had broken. And do you know what kind of people have zippers break?

“About to do Jimmy Kimmel & my whole dress rips! Help!!! Time to sew me in…praying this works.”

Wait, why do we have to help? Don’t put this on us just because you can’t accept your dress size. That poor zipper never had a chance. She needed one of those industrial grade steel zippers like on tarps when they have to contain some kind of radiation.

(image source = pacific coast)

Miley shows off her engagement ring, bra

By brendon June 07, 2012 @ 3:28 PM

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Miley Cyrus made her way through LAX today, flaunting her engagement ring and red bra, on her way to meet fiancé Liam Hemsworth as he films “Empire State’ in Louisiana (Geaux Tigers).

Her ring is 18-karat gold with a 3.5-carat diamond that was first cut about 130 years ago, and the whole thing reportedly cost about $100,000. Granted that’s pretty cheap by Hollywood standards, but it’s extremely expensive by hillbilly bumpkin standards. He could have just given her dad a really nice hog for a fraction of that.

(image source = pacific coast, fame/flynet)

is Megan Fox pregnant or not?

By brendon June 07, 2012 @ 2:31 PM

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Star was the first to report that Megan Fox was pregnant back in March, and E! said the same a month later, but she’s never publicly addressed it either way, so make what you will of these pictures of her leaving a nail salon in Studio City yesterday.

She certainly looks like she could be pregnant, but that would mean she was lying when she told me she was on the pill, even though she knew I wasn’t ready to start a family, and I refuse to believe she would ever do that.

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Anderson Cooper killed Amanda Bynes (not literally)

By brendon June 07, 2012 @ 1:55 PM

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Yesterday, around the same time her attorney was entering not guilty pleas for a DUI and hitting a police car, Amanda Bynes tweeted the senseless gibberish seen above, apparently under the impression that the President of the United States also works in the LAPD human resources department.

And though she hasn’t received a response from President Obama yet, she did get one from Anderson Cooper on his CNN show today.

“If you don’t know who she is, join the club. She apparently used to be on Nickelodeon, then was in the movie Hairspray and some other movies that you’ve probably never heard of.”

Well one of those movies was ‘Easy A’ which is awesome. But I’ll allow it.

“I know what you’re thinking: basically anything is more important than Amanda Bynes’ tweets..”

I think he meant “literally anything” but whatever. Amanda Bynes is a year away from starring in infomercials as the lady who can’t believe how easy it is to clean this pan. “Wait a second Jim, these eggs are gonna stick, you forgot to add oil!” “We don’t even need oil Amanda!”

its the ‘Django Unchained’ trailer

By brendon June 06, 2012 @ 8:17 PM

Quentin Tarantinos new movie ‘Django Unchained’, a western about a bounty hunter who needs the help of a slave, starring Leonardo DiCaprio, Christoph Waltz, and Jamie Foxx, finally has it’s first trailer.

It’s quickly explained that Waltz and Foxx team up because they need each other, but perhaps one day they’ll look back and realize the real gift wasn’t the reward at the end of their journey, but rather the journey itself, and all the fond memories they created about shooting people.