Cameron Diaz was drunk, has never looked better

By brendon May 23, 2012 @ 12:13 PM

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Cameron Diaz tired to hide her face as she left the Whiskey Mist in London at 3am this morning, and it was a huge step in the right direction. I highly recommend she find someway to do this more often. Because when she doesn’t–like a few hours earlier at the UK premiere of ‘What to Expect When You’re Expecting’–she’s absolutely awful to look at. She could play Ellen Barkins mom in a movie so easily. The make-up would be to not put on any make-up.

(image source = wenn, getty, bauer-griffin)

can you even tell who this is?

By brendon May 22, 2012 @ 4:34 PM

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This very famous actress arrived at the airport in Nice today on her way to the Cannes Film Festival, but who is it? Is it the ghost of Shelly Long? Does Taylor Swift have progeria? I’ll give you a hint: it’s Nicole Kidman.

Did that help? Have you figured out who this is? I’ve been staring at it for 5 minutes and I’m still not certain that I have.

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Kelly Brook is hogging the phone booth

By brendon May 22, 2012 @ 3:02 PM

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Physically perfect Kelly Brook was in Cannes today, wearing a bikini in a phone booth, because she’s one of the red hot local girls just waiting for your call. So why not give it a try, have fun and flirt with sexy singles in your area. Email me and for just $19.99, I’ll give you that number and you can start steaming up the chat line tonight.

PayPal only please. Se habla espanol.

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Will Smith is quite the snazzy dresser

By brendon May 22, 2012 @ 3:01 PM

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Hey. Will Smith. Try to look gayer.

(image source of smith on his way to letterman in new york today = bauer griffin)

Brad and Angelina aren’t getting married anytime soon

By brendon May 22, 2012 @ 1:41 PM

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While in Cannes to promote his mob hitman movie ‘Killing Them Softly‘, Brad Pitt was of course asked about his engagement to Angelina Jolie, because that’s ever so fascinating. Imagine, two people dating for 7 years and then getting engaged. It’s a once in a lifetime event we’re witnessing here.

The LA Times says…

We know Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are getting married, we just don’t know when, and if Pitt is to be believed, neither do they.
Are they just trying to fool the paparazzi?  That would be smart. But Pitt insisted that he and Jolie had not set a date — “actually, really, truly” no date. 

This is apropos of nothing but I bet these pictures of Brad Pitt are what Vince Neil thinks he looks like.

Lea Michele knows what she’s doing

By brendon May 22, 2012 @ 12:17 PM

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‘Glee’ star Lea Michele wore this terrific dress on her way to Letterman yesterday in New York, and if this were a cartoon there would be a line of dashes from my eyes to her tits like when Homer Simpson sees pie or bacon and then I’d start floating with hearts in my eyes. So obviously I’m glad it doesn’t really work like that.

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Lindsay still thinks she’s a big movie star

By brendon May 22, 2012 @ 11:45 AM

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If you thought that big name actors would be lining up to play Richard Burton in a lurid tabloid movie about Elizabeth Taylor on basic cable with a unstable lunatic as the star, you’re either an idiot or Lindsay Lohan or both. Because she’s the only one who could possibly think that.

And since the 3 finalists to play Burton are all relative unknowns (Matthew Settle, Sean Maguire, and Craig Robert Young), Lindsay of course is driving everyone insane.

“Lindsay declared that none of the actors were the right fit and that she wanted to go to London to look for a possible Burton actor there,” a production insider tells Radar.
“Lindsay is being an absolute nightmare about who should play Burton … she wants a major A-list star to be her co-star.”

Yeah, because Lindsay is such an ideal fit. About the only thing Lindsay Lohan and Elizabeth Taylor have in common is that your senses would be assaulted if you spread their legs right now and you’d get some awful disease if you fucked them.

Daisy Fuentes still looks pretty good

By brendon May 21, 2012 @ 5:39 PM

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Remember Daisy Fuentes? You should, because you just read her name in the headline. Like 2 seconds ago. If you don’t you really need to lay off the weed. I’m saying this as a friend.

(image source of fuentes, who is 45 by the way, at the beach and pool in miami today = splash)