We Can Stop Talking About This Now

February 2, 2015 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Manny Pacquiao and Floyd Mayweather have finally agreed to a super boring fight that Mayweather will win in a controversial decision they both end up laughing about in the money counting room. Guys don’t die in the ring anymore... READ MORE

Johnny Depp Cash Machine

February 2, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Johnny Depp has a side gig with Harper Collins where he publishes books which have already been written and keeps the money. His pretentiously monikered Infinitum Nihil company has re-published a few books which were out of print until... READ MORE

Polar Bear Dicks Snapping

February 2, 2015 | WTF | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

A Danish study shows that the crappy plastic that water bottles are made of is damaging polar bears’ dicks. If PCB is bad for giant bear cock you should probably get it out of your child’s mouth asap. Apparently bears... READ MORE

Justin Bieber Sweet Digs

February 2, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Justin Bieber lives in this dope Tony Stark futurama mansion. It comes with four bathrooms with cocaine already railed out on the porcelain counter tops. While I am waking up and tapping my thermometer this motherfucker has his hyperbaric pressure... READ MORE

Kendra Sunderland Topless Library Masturbator Extraordinaire (VIDEO)

January 31, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Thanks to the several of you who sent me this video. Receiving porn from other men is less disturbing than in the days of used VHS tapes. Having now witnessed the full thirty minutes of this college student flashing... READ MORE

Petra Nemcova Before and After

January 31, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Petra Nemcova wants to show you how her un-Photoshopped lingerie pictures look so she posted a photo of herself unvarnished (on the left) next to the one that ultimately made it into the Ultimo lingerie catalog. If this were... READ MORE

McDonald’s Is Love (VIDEO)

January 31, 2015 | WTF | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The new m.o. for Super Bowl commercials is to release them days ahead of the game online. Some free bang for whatever millions you’re paying to run the thing on TV on Sunday. If you make the Buzzfeed third grade... READ MORE

George Zimmerman Goes Free…Again And Shit Around The Web

January 31, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Famous murderer George Zimmerman had charges against him dropped for trying to kill his girlfriend. Everyone just kind of decided they liked having him out on the streets far too much to see him locked up. Florida. Read all about... READ MORE

Padma Lakshmi Bikini Dick

January 30, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The Top Chef hostess posted a bikini picture of herself on Instagram announcing that her friend says it looks like she has a cock in her bikini bottoms. She added the caveat that her friend is gay so he... READ MORE

The Backstreet Boys Never Left, You Did

January 30, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

In a more civilized society, we’d tell faded pop stars that we were driving them to MTV to discuss a comeback reality show and then we’d shoot them humanely in the back of the head. Thanks to the new... READ MORE