Nikki And Brie Bella Are What’s Real About Televsion

December 24, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Life has become infinitely better since everyone but the morbidly obese came to understand that reality television is cheap scripted side show geekery. Now we can revel knowingly in the staged antics of outrageous gay men and drunk divorcees... READ MORE

Rachel Hunter Braless

December 24, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Six foot tall former supermodels deserve some long leash. Crimes up to and including second degree felonies, nullified. Autobiographies about the rigors of modeling with similar titles to those of ex-Marine generals who fought in four wars, A-OK. Mount... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian And Kanye West Sell Jeans

December 24, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If you’ve ever thought to yourself, damn, I’d love to splash chowder across Kim Kardashian’s tits over the hood of my car then buy myself some $2600 French man trousers, this advertisement is for you. I say it’s even... READ MORE

Hilary Duff Seems Smart

December 24, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Something about Hilary Duff just looks smart. It might be the Henry Miller book title on her non-ironic printed tee. Intelligent people love Henry Miller. Maybe it’s the baby carrots. Forming root vegetables to look like little boy penises... READ MORE

Kelly Ripa Gets Down And Dirty

December 24, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

I don’t know why it makes me uncomfortable to learn Kelly Ripa fucks her husband all the time. Odds are she even fucked dudes before they met. There are dudes walking around out there who have literally put their... READ MORE

Dennis Rodman Appalled At His Image

December 24, 2014 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Dennis Rodman is suing the maker of a video game called Dear Leader! which allows you to fight against America as Kim Jong un and Dennis Rodman. He is reportedly unhappy with the implication of the game and has... READ MORE

Yara Khmidan Wears Bikinis On The Beach

December 24, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

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Angelique Morgan Sneaks Into America Again

December 24, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Don’t we need to find homes for our own former call girls and porn stars and exotic dancers before we start reaching out the olive branch and bringing in the French? Working girls who can’t work past thirty are... READ MORE

Amy Adams Gets Bumped And Shit Around The Web

December 24, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Highly fuckable starlet Amy Adams was bumped from the Today Show after she refused to talk about the Sony hack. I guess she was afraid that Scott Rudin would send nasty emails about gingers if she did. Read all about... READ MORE