Heidi Klum Shows Off Her Cleavage At The 'America's Got Talent' Post Show Red Carpet

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Kylie Jenner Had A Better Birthday Than You

Kylie Jenner turned 16-years old back on August 10, and she posted the above image of her brand new Mercedes G Class SUV to Instagram to remind everyone that her family is wealthier than everyone else because her older sister, Kim Kardashian, made a sex tape. But the fun... read more

Jennifer Love Hewitt Isn't Fooling Us

People have always thought that black is the best color for fatties to wear to offer the illusion that they're slimmer than they actually are, so that's why I assume Jennifer Love Hewitt squeezed her pregnant body into a skintight black dress for last night's Pampers... read more

Dr. Phil Has Questions

Dr. Phil doesn't just inuit stuff in his giant melon brain, he goes out and does his research. Like learning if it's cool to nail a drunk girl. This may or may not pertain to a show he's putting together. And it pissed off a lot of people who are wondering why the... read more

Fred Figglehorn Is Gay (VIDEO)

If you're not coming out of the closet in Hollywood (NBA, WWE, or the local community theater) these days, you're simply not working. To nobody's surprise, that annoying YouTube sensation Fred Figglehorn, his name is something else for real, came out on YouTube, to... read more

Sydney Leathers Made Another Sex Tape

I thought she already made a sex tape, but I guess this is the real real sex tape released today. It certainly looks like sex. As opposed to sexting, which is to sex as watching Food TV is to eating. I don't get it. I'm even hungrier when the show is over. I can't help... read more

Taylor Swift Is Assless

I guess you give credit to Taylor Swift for becoming famous without benefit of having an ass. When I think about popular female music artists, I think about girls with big booty shaking asses lip-synching generic thumping Babyface Edmonds songs. That's what pop music is... read more

Simon Cowell Has It All

I guess Simon won. He's turned a bunch of amateur talent contest shows into mega hits, he has a good eye for spotting crappy music that teen girls love, he bangs lots of hot women, owns a yacht, and when he wants a baby, he just knocks up his buddy's wife because he... read more

Avril Lavigne Makes Out With Winnie Cooper

Forget every bad thing I ever said about Avril Lavigne, her stupid bloated midget first husband, her musical soul robbing Nickelback second husband, her trumped up skater persona, and even her being Canadian and therefore deserving of being locked in a cage and poked at... read more

Lindsay Lohan Doesn't Blame Her Parents

It took me a while to watch the Lindsay Lohan interview with Fat Oprah. I had a few other things on my DVR in higher priority. All six seasons of Mad Men that I've told people I watched but lied, that episode of The Closer where Kyra Sedgwick teaches everybody a lesson... read more

Jennifer Aniston In A Bikini

Sometimes I wonder to myself, will Jennifer Aniston ever find true love? Then I realize those are the bad thoughts they taught me to suppress at conversion camp and I just look at her tits and think she looks pretty damn good. Here's Jennifer Aniston wearing a bikini in... read more

Drake Was Pulled Over By A Female Cop (VIDEO)

Rapper Drake posted a video to his Instagram yesterday morning after he was pulled over by a female cop for not having a front plate or something, and he spent about 10 seconds talking about how cute the officer was while mentioning that it was "too early." Then I assume... read more