Miley Cyrus and Pink both showed off their daring sense of style and originality at the VMA’s last night, and the result was me having to give an image credit to a zoo.
At least Pink always does stuff like this. Miley just looks desperate, as if we’re gonna forget that she’s only famous because of her Disney show, which she only got because her dad had a very popular song in 1992. Road construction barricades in a Jason Statham movie have a more promising Hollywood career than Miley.
Rihanna really is a moron who deserves every mean thing a boyfriend will ever do to her, because when she went on stage at the MTV VMA’s last night, Chris Brown hopped right up and they gave each other a little hug and kiss.
Keep in mind that the last time they were this close at an awards show, he was getting texts from another girl and then beat Rihanna when she found out. Most girls would still be mad just about the texts. And if they were beaten like Rihanna was, the only way they’d speak to you is to tell you what field they threw your penis in after cutting it off in your sleep.
James Franco got a masters degree in filmmaking from NYU last May, and is even expected to teach a class on directing short films at NYU’s Tisch School of the Arts this fall, which is surprising because he skipped 12 of his 14 classes on directing and received a “D”. Then he publicly said that professor sucked, right before that professor got fired. Which is why he’s now suing.
José Angel Santana, who has already sued NYU, blasted Franco for making “disparaging and inaccurate public statements.”
“I didn’t deserve to be on the receiving end of those falsehoods,” said Santana, who has been a teacher since 1979.
“I was outraged that someone with his attendance record at NYU had the audacity to make those statements.”
Whatever dude. Your class is stupid, directors don’t even do anything. The producers hire everyone, the writers write everything, the director of photography films everything, and the editor turns it all into a story. Being a director is like being a coach in the NBA. “Ohh, hey, Lebron, um, go jump higher than those other guys. Ok, good, now, dunk the ball. Oh yea, he did it, my plan is working!”
(image source of franco at the venice film festival yesterday with rachel korine, vanessa hudgens, selena gomez and ashley benson = getty)
News reports from Spain and Mexico say Shaikira was filmed having sex on a yacht with her boyfriend, soccer star Gerard Piqué, by someone who worked for her and is now using it to blackmail her. An agent in Barcelona who saw the tape says…
“The video lasts about 15 minutes….it’s filmed with a cell phone, which I guess, belonged to Shakira’s employee who was at the helm of the boat that night. The images are not steady and it’s out of focus.”
So it’s shaky, blurry, and probably dark. How do we even know it’s her? Even if he says her name it won’t prove anything. If you watched my sex tapes you’d think my girlfriend was having sex with Matt Bomer, because that’s the name she calls out, and I don’t correct her because that’s her problem, not mine.
WEIRD: Kristen Stewart was wearing Robert Pattinsons clothes two weeks ago, about a month after they broke up because she cheated on him.
XTRA WEIRD: She did it again yesterday, wearing one of his shirts to LAX.
“THIS BITCH IS INSANE”: These are the only two times she’s been photographed since July. She’s essentially left the house twice in six weeks, and she’s been in his clothes each time. Is that coincidence, or does she wear his clothes every single day and we just don’t see it? This dude is gonna end up in her bed with his feet between a block of wood while she picks up a sledgehammer and tells him this is for the best.
Katrina Darling, the second cousin of Prince Williams wife Kate Middleton, was in New York last night, eating fire and stripping out of a State of Liberty costume. It’s not very becoming of someone so close to royalty. She should behave like a lady, like the dolls I set up around the table for afternoon my tea parties.
Jessica Simpsons’ Weight Watchers ads begin next week, and she told USA Today why she thinks she gained so much weight during her pregnancy. The answer may surprise you. But won’t. Basically she’s dumb and she ate a lot.
“I let myself indulge in everything I wanted because it was the first time I was ever pregnant, and I wanted to enjoy it. I wanted to be happy and eat what I wanted.”
“I didn’t realize it (the weight) didn’t all come off with the baby.”
Woah, slow down Jess, and dumb it down a little for those of us who aren’t doctors. You gain weight when you eat lots of fattening food? I heard that’s just an urban legend. But at least she’s on the right track now, with lots of intense cardio.
“My boobs are way too big to run at this point. I’m just walking.”
Oh ok never mind. She gave birth on May 1st, and 4 months later she can walk under the supervision of a personal trainer. She’s the perfect person to give diet and exercise tips. If Weight Watchers wanted someone cute to waddle around they could have just hired a penguin.
Kanye Wests album ‘Cruel Summer’ won’t be released until September 18, but a copy of the song ‘Clique’ has been leaked, and some people say the line, “Eat breakfast at Gucci. My girl a superstar all from a home movie,” is a reference to Kim Kardashian and her sex tape. So maybe he’s proud of that. And he should be. There’s no greater act of love than for a girl to give her boyfriend a blowjob and let him film it (hint hint).