Just like when someone (not her of course) trashed her trailer on the set of ‘Liz and Dick’, someone trashed Lindsay Lohans trailer on the set of ‘Scary Movie 5′, and then made it look like she did it. It’s appalling, this poor girl has been framed several hundred times now.
But this time, Detective Lindsay is on the case, and she knows what dastardly fiend is behind it
Lindsay Lohan says she’s been framed (and that the trailer) was trashed when she got there, and producers retaliated because they were pissed off she was a no-show for the first day of shooting.
We’re told when she arrived, the trailer was a disaster — the shower and toilet were not working … and she had to do her biz in adjoining trailers.
It was only after the shoot that Lindsay was accused of wreaking plumbing havoc and told she would not get her full paycheck … to cover repair costs.
Yes because that’s what producers do when they’re mad at someone. They destroy their own property. One time a producer called me and said he kidnapped his wife, and I thought he was bluffing but then he told me he was holding up a stick of dynamite. I was so scared I had no choice but to do what he said.
The really amazing thing about this video from a park in Montreal of an eagle trying to grab a kid to eat is that the kid was a student at that school in Connecticut, and his parents moved to Canada this weekend because they thought it was safer.
Actually I just made that up just now, so it might not be true, but I hope it is because HOLY SHIT that would be incredible!
Remember back in May, when Kelly Brook was in a bikini at Cannes for about 72 hours straight? Well 5 of those pictures are finally being published in Galore! magazine. None of them are as good as the hundreds of pictures that were online almost immediately, but at least some are in black in white, just the like the television sets of people who still read magazines.
I don’t actually believe any of this, but Lindsay Lohan is a mean selfish bitch so screw her.
Lohan clogged the toilet in her trailer, which prompted all the other bathrooms on the movie’s Atlanta lot to stop working for two days. A source (said) that “everything got so messy” and took more than two days to clean up, during which time production fell behind schedule.
“And let’s just put it this way: She didn’t win over any new fans among her co-stars or the crew,” the source said.
Well, not this way, no. Blowing them, however, really went a long way, and proved to be quite an effective ice-breaker.
On Friday morning, Ke$ha’s song ‘Die Young’, her first single from her terrible new album ‘Warrior’, was up to number 3 on the Billboard Hot 100, but then the shooting in Newton, Connecticut, happened, and suddenly some radio stations realized they were playing a song about how cool it would be to die young. So they pulled it from their rotation, causing the biggest single day drop since the Dixie Chicks made fun of President Bush in 2003.
Unfortunately it happened to someone with enough decency not to say anything about it. If it were that cunt Jennifer Lopez, she would absolutely be telling people that she’s the 29th victim of this tragedy.
This seems unlikely even for her, but the New York Post says you can hire Lindsay Lohan to appear at your next wedding, birthday, corporate event, or any other event that you want to have clumsily robbed.
Page Six received an email pitch from 123Talent with the subject line “Book One of Hollywood’s Biggest Movie Stars Lindsay Lohan Now!” offering us the opportunity to request the presence of Lohan herself at whatever event or venue.
In bright pink lettering, the email reminds us that “Not only is Lindsay an Actress but she is also a Fashion Designer, Model and Recording Artist.”
So this sounds like bullshit because, for one, I’ve never heard of 123Talent, and two, Lindsay will attend anything with an open bar anyway, regardless of wether or not you hire her, or invite her, or have security throw her out.
Jessica Simpsons best friend is her former personal assistant CaCee Cobb, and Zach Braffs best friend is his former ‘Scrubs’ co-star Donald Faison, so of course Simpson and Braff were a bridesmaid and groomsman when Cobb and Faison got married this weekend in LA.
It’s worth noting that Jessica, who hasn’t officially confirmed that she’s pregnant again, looks pretty pregnant, even in blurry pictures and a black dress.
Also of note are the pictures of the evil witch who puts a curse on interracial relationships, the one that every dad in the south warns their daughters about.