Alec Baldwin Falls Victim to a Vast Right Wing Cocksucking Conspiracy

Alec Baldwin wants the world to know he's friend to gays and all woodland mammals. The fact that Alec sometimes lets loose a homophobic slur in no way impedes his ability to be an ardent LGBT supporter. He's so hardcore about LGBT rights that he named his child Carmen.... read more

Alec Baldwin's Stalker Makes Him Cry in Court

You or I should be so lucky to have a decent looking Canadian actress stalking us for crazy person sex. Not Alec Baldwin. He welled up some baby doll cheek squirts today in court when Genevieve Sabourin started heckling him for being a lying wussbag when he denied having... read more

Alec Baldwin Looks Pissed Off Again

Alec Baldwin could be the greatest actor in the world – he's not, and far from it – and he could have an endless supply of money and adoration from his peers. He could put an end to every problem in the world and boast victories and successes for each and every charity... read more

Alec Baldwin Eats a Cheesesteak Off His Young Wife's Tits to Celebrate His Boring New Talk Show

Alec Baldwin launched his not really much awaited talk show on MSNBC on Friday night. The network made a big deal about the new show, putting out a press release reminding everybody that MSNBC was still on the air. Alec began his new enterprise with a 60-minute... read more

Alec Baldwin Writes Whiny Letter About Paparazzi

Alec Baldwin, everyone's favorite racist drunk uncle, wrote a letter to the local East Hampton paper bitching about the paparazzi. Apparently, the bloated walking whiskey bottle had some run ins with photographers and other celebrity paps in Amagansett and East Hampton.... read more

Alec Baldwin Ass Rapes Paparazzo So He'll Never Forget

Alec Baldwin and his fucked up Irish temper struck again when he allegedly attacked a photographer on the streets of New York. And, by 'allegedly' I mean he pinned the paparazzo against a car. Supposedly, the pap was taking pictures of Jack Donaghy and his yoga... read more

Hilaria Thomas Has Five Days to Give Birth or Watch Her Boobs Explode

I was staring so hard at the pregnant swollen boobs of Hilaria Thomas that I barely noticed old Russell Crowe kissing her on the head in the park as he fingered her toy poodle's ass. Odd, but it's Manhattan. More typically, you'd find Alec Baldwin on the park bench,... read more

Ireland Baldwin In A Bikini On A Boat With Her Family

I'm not usually one for checking out family vacation photos of attractive teen girls, although that would be one amazing fucking Tumblr site. But I guess Ireland Baldwin wants us all to see her in her bikini because she keeps putting her photos out on Instagram. It's... read more

Alec Baldwin Thinks He's A Journalist Now

America's paunchy drunk uncle Alec Baldwin wants to travel to Russia to interview Edward Snowden for his podcast. Baldwin has a podcast on WNYC and I guess that qualifies him to get the interview every journalist in the world would cut off their left nut/vulva lip to... read more

Alec Baldwin Threatens To Quit a Bunch of Shit

Alec Baldwin is threatening to not only quit Twitter but acting too. In an interview in Vanity Fairhe talks about how it's Twitter's fault that he keeps saying stupid shit. He said of social media in general that, "It's just another chink in your armor for people to come... read more

Alec Baldwin Apologized To His Gay Friends

After last week's latest Twitter meltdown by Alec Baldwin, in which he called Daily Mail reporter George Stark a "toxic little queen" and threatened to shove his foot up his ass, it was only a matter of time before people started comparing the actor to Paula Deen.... read more

Alec Baldwin Is Pretty Pissed At The Daily Mail

Alec Baldwin already quit Twitter once before because he was pissed off about something, so it shouldn't be a surprise that he quit Twitter again in another hilariously pissy rage. Except this time, it was his "Alec Baldwin Foundation" profile that was deleted, because... read more