Alec Baldwin Eats a Cheesesteak Off His Young Wife's Tits to Celebrate His Boring New Talk Show

Alec Baldwin launched his not really much awaited talk show on MSNBC on Friday night. The network made a big deal about the new show, putting out a press release reminding everybody that MSNBC was still on the air. Alec began his new enterprise with a 60-minute conversation with his preferred candidate for Mayor of New York, Bill de Blasio. He likes de Blasio because de Blasio wants to tax the wealthy and build more

Alec Baldwin Writes Whiny Letter About Paparazzi

Alec Baldwin, everyone's favorite racist drunk uncle, wrote a letter to the local East Hampton paper bitching about the paparazzi. Apparently, the bloated walking whiskey bottle had some run ins with photographers and other celebrity paps in Amagansett and East Hampton. He says that they are harassing his young yoga instructor wife and baby at places like Ralph Lauren and other stores around town. So, he did what more

Alec Baldwin Ass Rapes Paparazzo So He'll Never Forget

Alec Baldwin and his fucked up Irish temper struck again when he allegedly attacked a photographer on the streets of New York. And, by 'allegedly' I mean he pinned the paparazzo against a car. Supposedly, the pap was taking pictures of Jack Donaghy and his yoga instructor wife Hilaria, when Baldwin flipped the fuck out...again. There were a lot of witnesses, because the streets of New York are full of witnesses. more

Hilaria Thomas Has Five Days to Give Birth or Watch Her Boobs Explode

I was staring so hard at the pregnant swollen boobs of Hilaria Thomas that I barely noticed old Russell Crowe kissing her on the head in the park as he fingered her toy poodle's ass. Odd, but it's Manhattan. More typically, you'd find Alec Baldwin on the park bench, seated next to his soon to be baby mama, waxing passionate about how a Republican president would be horrible for the coons and wetbacks of this more

Ireland Baldwin In A Bikini On A Boat With Her Family

I'm not usually one for checking out family vacation photos of attractive teen girls, although that would be one amazing fucking Tumblr site. But I guess Ireland Baldwin wants us all to see her in her bikini because she keeps putting her photos out on Instagram. It's important we get these next gen Baldwin family photos if for no other reason than to use in articles ten years from now when they all start beating more

Alec Baldwin Thinks He's A Journalist Now

America's paunchy drunk uncle Alec Baldwin wants to travel to Russia to interview Edward Snowden for his podcast. Baldwin has a podcast on WNYC and I guess that qualifies him to get the interview every journalist in the world would cut off their left nut/vulva lip to get. "I want to try to interview him for my podcast on WNYC. I'm pressing all the buttons I have in London with friends of mine who know Julian more

Alec Baldwin Threatens To Quit a Bunch of Shit

Alec Baldwin is threatening to not only quit Twitter but acting too. In an interview in Vanity Fairhe talks about how it's Twitter's fault that he keeps saying stupid shit. He said of social media in general that, "It's just another chink in your armor for people to come and kill you." Like when you call out gay journalists as 'toxic queens' people will write nasty shit back to you. He says that he learned more

Alec Baldwin Apologized To His Gay Friends

After last week's latest Twitter meltdown by Alec Baldwin, in which he called Daily Mail reporter George Stark a "toxic little queen" and threatened to shove his foot up his ass, it was only a matter of time before people started comparing the actor to Paula Deen. Baldwin went after Stark for writing that his wife, Hilaria Baldwin, had been texting at James Gandolfini's funeral, which they naturally denied, more

Alec Baldwin Is Pretty Pissed At The Daily Mail

Alec Baldwin already quit Twitter once before because he was pissed off about something, so it shouldn't be a surprise that he quit Twitter again in another hilariously pissy rage. Except this time, it was his "Alec Baldwin Foundation" profile that was deleted, because nothing says, "Hey, we're good people doing good things" like threatening to shove your foot up a Daily Mail reporter's ass and calling him a " more

Alec Baldwin in a Heated Argument With Pregnant Wife

Well, that's if you believe Radar Online. Here's what I do notice looks sinister. Alec is raising his cell phone to a pregnant woman. He's likely trying to irradiate his future baby with the electromagnetic pulse weapon that once gave cancer to a bunny in a Blue State college laboratory. Also, he has incredibly hirsute arms. Men with hairy limbs are often very bad people, most especially in movies involving more

this might be why Alec Baldwin is always so cranky

I'm not even gonna google how old Ireland Baldwin is now because I doubt I want the answer, but the daughter of Kim Basinger and Alec Baldwin flew in to New Orleans last night, and if my daughter looked like this I'd probably be on edge all the time just like Alec. Obviously every parent wants an attractive child, and if it's a girl they want her to be pretty but Jesus Christ let's not get carried away. Not THIS more

or maybe Alec Baldwin didnt call anyone a "coon" after all

Gothamist says today that, despite yesterdays damning New York Post story that claimed to have witnesses, audio, and video evidence of Alec Baldwin threatening a female reporter and calling a black photographer a "coon" among other things, the Post has yet to produce any of this evidence and a source who has heard the Baldwin audio says "there is NO mention of a racial slur on the tape." The Post has yet to more

Alec Baldwin threatened to kill a woman; called a black paparazzi a "coon, drug dealer"

Alec Baldwin grabbed a female NY Post reporter by her arm, reportedly said, "I want to choke you to death", then called a black photographer a "coon", a "crackhead" and "a drug dealer" (though to be fair about that last part, many people in this economy do work more than one job). Baldwin was asked for comment on a lawsuit against his wife, Hilaria, involving her work as a yoga instructor. (He) grabbed the reporter, more

one of these is Alec Baldwins teen daughter, the other his wife

Alec Baldwin got married on Saturday to one of the girls with him in these pictures, hopefully the brunette in the middle (28-year-old yoga instructor Hilaria Thomas) because the super tall blond is his 16-year-old daughter from his marriage to Kim Bassinger, Ireland Baldwin. Ireland joined Alec and his new wife for lunch in New York yesterday, and that thoughtless little pig didn't even bother to do her hair or more

Alec Baldwin and his rainbow dog yelled at a photographer

It's hard to look tough with a stuffed rainbow dog (bear?) under your arm, but Alec Baldwin tried it anyway in New York today during another confrontation with the paparazzi (video here). You can't buy this kind of publicity, David Letterman. (Baldwin) approached one of the photogs who was hanging out in front of his apartment building and lashed out, "I want you to shut the f**k up ... leave my neighbor alone ... more