Alec Baldwin Is a Quitter

February 25, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I can’t help but feel we had many more liquor fueled rants and fist-fights and ‘faggot’ slurs from the steely-eyed old fellow. But, no, Alec Baldwin declared he’s quitting. Nobody’s clear yet on what Alec is quitting exactly, but in a new heavily publicized magazine cover story he laments publicity and hints at leaving his […]


MSNBC Fires Alec Baldwin for Being a Dick

November 28, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

In a move nobody cares about by a network that nobody watches, noted gay rights activist and homophobe Alec Baldwin has lost his late night talk show, Up Late. Alec Baldwin apologists are quick to point out that the firing is not directly related Baldwin’s ‘fag’ slurs in public, and actually more a result of […]


Ireland Baldwin’s Daddy Is Not Homophobic, Okay?

November 18, 2013 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Ireland Baldwin is the rare Hollywood double threat these days, in that she’s becoming more and more famous not only because she’s the daughter of famous people, but also because she posts a lot of pictures of herself in bikinis to Instagram. But now that she’s 18, she’s proving that she’s so much more than […]


Alec Baldwin Trots Out Gay Hairdresser to Prove He’s Not a Homophobe

November 16, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

With the gay tide turning against him, Alec Baldwin quickly rushed to his gay hairdresser for an impromptu bona fide on being anything but a homophobe. Of all the hairdressers in the world, Alec Baldwin chooses the rare gay hairdresser because he doesn’t see color or sexual orientation, he just sees a dude he can […]


Alec Baldwin Banishes the Word ‘Cocksucker’ From His Vocabulary

November 16, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There’s no end to the manner in which Alec Baldwin is able to devour education and knowledge and translate it into evolved and progressive thought. For instance, one of his dear gay friends, Rich Ferraro, let Alec know that cocksucker can be seen as an anti-homosexual epithet when used to taunt a male adversary in […]


Alec Baldwin Falls Victim to a Vast Right Wing Cocksucking Conspiracy

November 15, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Alec Baldwin wants the world to know he’s friend to gays and all woodland mammals. The fact that Alec sometimes lets loose a homophobic slur in no way impedes his ability to be an ardent LGBT supporter. He’s so hardcore about LGBT rights that he named his child Carmen. Nobody can remember if it’s a […]


Alec Baldwin’s Stalker Makes Him Cry in Court

November 13, 2013 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

You or I should be so lucky to have a decent looking Canadian actress stalking us for crazy person sex. Not Alec Baldwin. He welled up some baby doll cheek squirts today in court when Genevieve Sabourin started heckling him for being a lying wussbag when he denied having sex with her. Baldwin went on […]


Alec Baldwin Looks Pissed Off Again

October 22, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Alec Baldwin could be the greatest actor in the world – he’s not, and far from it – and he could have an endless supply of money and adoration from his peers. He could put an end to every problem in the world and boast victories and successes for each and every charity he creates […]


Alec Baldwin Eats a Cheesesteak Off His Young Wife’s Tits to Celebrate His Boring New Talk Show

October 14, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Alec Baldwin launched his not really much awaited talk show on MSNBC on Friday night. The network made a big deal about the new show, putting out a press release reminding everybody that MSNBC was still on the air. Alec began his new enterprise with a 60-minute conversation with his preferred candidate for Mayor of […]


Alec Baldwin Writes Whiny Letter About Paparazzi

October 9, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Alec Baldwin, everyone’s favorite racist drunk uncle, wrote a letter to the local East Hampton paper bitching about the paparazzi. Apparently, the bloated walking whiskey bottle had some run ins with photographers and other celebrity paps in Amagansett and East Hampton. He says that they are harassing his young yoga instructor wife and baby at […]