Hilaria Baldwin Is Game For Something

December 31, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Alec Baldwin’s pretend Spanish daughter wife┬áis kooky. So much so she posts photos of herself doing yoga around the house. She’s not aloof enough not to know exactly what we’re all thinking. Your bikini is mismatched. Let me fix... READ MORE

Alec Baldwin Sticks It to Authority

May 27, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

You don’t jack around Alec Baldwin and not expect some kind of response. It’s like poking Godzilla in the ass with a Bikini Atoll survivor. When the long arm of the fascist state arrested Alec for riding his bike... READ MORE

Alec Baldwin Calmly Explains Schwinn-Gate

May 15, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The difference between the asshole and the narcissist is about 140 characters. So it goes that Alec Baldwin took to Twitter to explain what really happened during his arrest yesterday for wrong-way biking and being a man-bitch to the... READ MORE

Alec Baldwin Is Being Mistreated Again

May 14, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I laugh from the belly when somebody who adores lots of little bullshit laws gets busted for something trivial and pisses and moans like a martyr. It’s even more amusing when that certain whiny bitch is angry Alec Baldwin... READ MORE

Alec Baldwin Is a Quitter

February 25, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I can’t help but feel we had many more liquor fueled rants and fist-fights and ‘faggot’ slurs from the steely-eyed old fellow. But, no, Alec Baldwin declared he’s quitting. Nobody’s clear yet on what Alec is quitting exactly, but... READ MORE

MSNBC Fires Alec Baldwin for Being a Dick

November 28, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

In a move nobody cares about by a network that nobody watches, noted gay rights activist and homophobe Alec Baldwin has lost his late night talk show, Up Late. Alec Baldwin apologists are quick to point out that the... READ MORE

Ireland Baldwin’s Daddy Is Not Homophobic, Okay?

November 18, 2013 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Ireland Baldwin is the rare Hollywood double threat these days, in that she’s becoming more and more famous not only because she’s the daughter of famous people, but also because she posts a lot of pictures of herself in... READ MORE

Alec Baldwin Trots Out Gay Hairdresser to Prove He’s Not a Homophobe

November 16, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

With the gay tide turning against him, Alec Baldwin quickly rushed to his gay hairdresser for an impromptu bona fide on being anything but a homophobe. Of all the hairdressers in the world, Alec Baldwin chooses the rare gay... READ MORE

Alec Baldwin Banishes the Word ‘Cocksucker’ From His Vocabulary

November 16, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There’s no end to the manner in which Alec Baldwin is able to devour education and knowledge and translate it into evolved and progressive thought. For instance, one of his dear gay friends, Rich Ferraro, let Alec know that... READ MORE

Alec Baldwin Falls Victim to a Vast Right Wing Cocksucking Conspiracy

November 15, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Alec Baldwin wants the world to know he’s friend to gays and all woodland mammals. The fact that Alec sometimes lets loose a homophobic slur in no way impedes his ability to be an ardent LGBT supporter. He’s so... READ MORE


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