Pirates of the Caribbean 4 won’t be like this. sadly.

'Pirates of the Caribbean 4' won't have Gore Verbinski, who directed the first 3, and it won't have Keira Knightley or Orlando Bloom, and all that can be overcome. But now they've gone too far. Popeater says... Disney is bucking the trend of hiring augmented actresses,... read more

kim kardashian is single

Kim Kardashian is in Miami this week to film her sisters reality show and her boyfriend Reggie Bush is in New York to shoot a calendar, but word on the street is that the distance between them is not just because of work. And by "the street", I mean radar.com. An insider... read more

vida guerra is here to help

Vida Guera had a party at Vanguard in LA last night to celebrate her 35th birthday. If you don't know, Vida was Kim Kardashian before Kim Kardashian was, and Vida was actually way better at it, but Vida didn't make a sex tape so now Kim is famous and she's not. The... read more

michelle bombshell naked, part 2

For an alleged naked model and stripper, it seemed to take forever to find naked pictures of Michelle Bombshell (under the cut), who is of course the chick Jesse James ruined his marriage to Sandra Bullock for. It really is amazing. Apart from being a white female, this... read more

francia raisa is good at marketing

'The Secret of Life of the American Teenager' is a show on ABC Family, which is a network that apparently exists. And yesterday the shows star Francia Raisa went rollerblading in a bikini top in Santa Monica, just a few hours before a 'Teenager' movie premiered. It's sad... read more

christina ricci looks fun, drunk

Christina Ricci was at the after party for Jean-Charles de Castelbajacs fashion show in Paris last night, and she was either really really drunk or dead. She can't weigh more than 90 pounds (bikini pix, topless tat pic), so she could suck on a towel dipped in whiskey and... read more

kelly brook won the academy awards

On her way to the Academy Awards last night, Kelly Brook and her DDD breasts stopped by the Pacific Desighn Center in West Hollywood, where Elton John would host his after party in just a few hours, and either a ray of golden sunlight wrapped itself around her because it... read more

sofia vergara was see-thru. apparently.

I guess I was so consumed by the sight of her amazing boobs that I never even considered that Sofia Vergaras dress from yesterday might have been see-thru. In my defense it's just barely see thru, and the only people who find that kind of thing are lonely nerds with... read more

bouncy bouncy

Everyone agrees that pregnant women are gross and creepy looking, so even though Kourtney Kardashian has always been the hottest Kardashian (she even makes out with other girls) when there was some kind of animal living inside of her and feeding off her as its host, her... read more

im so happy right now

Sofia Vergara had some award or something for ‘Modern Family' last night, and OH MY FUCKING GOD is she fantastic. She must be one of the worlds greatest athletes to walk around in high heels with those magnificent breasts outweighing the rest of her by a hundred pounds... read more

thursday morning headlines

GEORGE CLOONEY - didn't look quite as cool in his yearbook as he does now. The only way this picture could be any more 80's nerdier is if they had photoshopped him over a floppy disk. He must be smiling because it was early and the other kids hadn't taken his backpack... read more

todays top story

Actually these are just more pictures from yesterday and aren't news in any way, unless you consider hot girls with huge breasts to be news, which I very very much do. She and her gorgeous tits make a really effective marketing team. After seeing these pictures I went... read more