This week sure has been surprising, and not just because of summers unplanned pregnancies that I’m only hearing about now and need to deal with (time to move!) Yesterday there were new topless pictures of Kim Kardashian, and today there are sort of topless pics of Paris Hilton on some bikini photo shoot in Malibu.
She covers her chest for the most part (except for here) which is weird because her tits are clearly her best feature. If she’s gonna hide anything it should be that big dumb face of hers and her one and a half eyes. Someone go punch her in the stomach. That will fix this problem. Actually that will fix both of my problems in this post.
Kim Kardashian got completely naked (NSFW pictures here) except for some silver paint for, I have no idea, some magazine (update – W magazine, apparently). Does it even matter. Hopefully it’s for Halloween. This is easily the best robot costume I’ve ever seen.
Christy Carlson Romano is the girl who does the voice of Kim Possible on the Disney Channel cartoon, and before that she starred in ‘Even Stevens’, which was also on the Disney Channel, but after that she took off all her clothes for the new movie, ‘Mirrors 2’, and OHMYFUCKINGGOD was it great.
This girl is amazing. She looks like a 20-year-old Gina Gershon, but with a rock hard body. And she’s skinny with big tits. Which we can all see because she takes a shower. Naked. This would be a really good ad for shampoo.
(SEXY UPDATE – added more screencaps, bigger than the video, full size starts here)
Demi Moore is well liked and respected these days, so it’s easy to forget that her childhood was a mess. Her family was the Kennedys of white trash.
She never knew her biological dad, and thought her step-dad was her real dad until she was 14. Her mom and step-dad were alcoholics and would get into violent fights. They moved constantly. She had kidney problems. She was cross-eyed and had to wear an eye patch. Apparently that got better because when she was 16 she went to France to be a nude model. The step-dad eventually killed himself. At 17 she married a guy named Freddy Moore, which is why she’s ‘Demi Moore’. He was 30 at the time, btw.
There’s more but, in summation, it’s entirely possible that she’s crazy. Keep it in mind when you read about Ashtons alleged side piece telling Star that he and Demi have an open marriage.
Ashton Kutcher’s mistress, Brittney Jones, has given a new interview claiming that Ashton and Demi have an open relationship filled with threesomes,
…she tells Star that Ashton told her he and Demi share lovers–but Demi was mad in this instance because she wasn’t around to participate.
“He said they share women, but he isn’t supposed to go off and sleep with women on his own,” she said. “He said Demi had to be there and that Demi likes to pick the girls out.”
So will I use this flimsy excuse to post the very very naked pictures of Demi from Oui magazine in 1981, the ones where it looks like she’s giving birth to a bear? You know I will!
But be warned: her vagina back then was an abomination. That bush might as well be crime scene tape, because I wouldn’t go anywhere near it.
Officially Lindsay Lohan has been in 4 different drug rehabs (she checked into Wonderland on 1.17.07, Promises on 3.28.07, Cirque Lodge on 8.6.07, and UCLA on 8.2.10) but it’s 5 if you count when she entered Pickford Lots on 6.15.10, just before appearing before a judge after violating probation.
Oh, hey, while we’re on the subject of going through the motions to trick a judge…
“A source tells X17 that Lindsay Lohan checked into a rehab center in Southern California late last night.”
It’s not clear what rehab she’s in, but it doesn’t matter because it’s not gonna work. Does she even know these places are rehabs? ‘Wonderland’ and ‘Cirque’ both sound like rave bars where everyone would be on ecstasy, ‘Promises’ sounds a spa, and ‘UCLA’ sounds like it would be nonstop drinking.
And since it won’t matter, let’s reminisce and stare at her naked in New York magazine, since that’s the only thing she’s good for these days. Her only value to society is as a life support system to a pair of awesome tits.
Katy Perry was the musical guest on Saturday Night Live this weekend, and she was in a sketch about who the hell knows (video under the cut). If their plan was to create the worlds most popular .gif, mission accomplished.