jwoww makes laundry fun

Kim Kardashian wasn't the only set of luscious titties in the news this weekend, because Jwoww of 'Jersey Shore' did some laundry and went to the beach. Oh I know. My heart was in my throat, on account of all the excitement. She's oddly sexy. Mostly because I assume... read more

Kim Kardashians first husband beat her up. A lot.

Some people say kids are our most precious resource, but those people are God damn liars. You can't go 10 feet without seeing some punk ass kid. How precious could they really be? Our real most precious resource is hot sluts with huge breasts. That's why Kim Kardashian... read more

thursday night headlines

MATT AND TREY - say Comedy Central removed a speech about "intimidation and fear" from last nights episode after some dim witted muslims threatened to kill them. The group says South Park insulted their prophet by depicting him in a bear costume. To make matters worse,... read more

ohai katy perry at coachella

Katy Perry went to Coachella this weekend, not to perform but to stand around with her huge tits on display. God bless her heart. But her skinny dirty friend was also intriguing. Look at the gap between this bitches legs! It's like a foot and a half. I've never seen any... read more

ashley dupree is naked in playboy

Ashley Dupree will be on Opie and Anthony tomorrow morning to talk about her time as an escort and her part in bringing down Eliot Spitzer, who was Governor of New York when he saw her as a client. More to the point, she'll talk about taking all her clothes off and... read more

did conan screw over george lopez? no.

When NBC approached Jay Leno about doing a 30 minute show at 11:30 and bumping ‘the Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien' to 12:05 (note to nbc: it's not exactly "tonight" at that point anymore, is it?), Jay did the honorable thing and asked if Conan was ok with the move. But... read more

heidi montag and her bikini are doing great

Heidi Montag went to Liquid in Vegas this weekend, her first time in a bikini since the rumor that she got some sort of plastic surgery. I never looked into that because it's probably just some lies spread by flat chested girls who are jealous of Heidis hot body. Flat... read more

michelle hunziker won easter

Jesus came back from the dead yesterday, but the real winners were the people on Miami Beach who got to see Swiss model and apparent godless heathen Michelle Hunziker in a bikini. A dumb Ed Hardy bikini, but when your body is this perfect it doesn't matter what you wear... read more

damn you kim kardashian

There better be a mermaid warning us about cthulhu in the blue tent thing behind Kim Kardashian, because that's the only excuse for that nerd with the camera to film anything but Kim and her unthinkably perfect tits on the beach in Miami today. On a scale of 1 to 10, her... read more

katy perry was made for bikinis

Katy Perry and her dopey boyfriend are in Mexico today, and even though she's annoying as hell, if any guy says they wouldnt bang her, they probably did so with one hand on their hip while snapping their fingers in a circle. (image source = splash news online) [gallery... read more

kelly brook is the winner

I was all pouty about comcast and their shitty service yesterday, so I forgot to post these pictures of Kelly Brook in a new campaign for Ultimo lingerie. Aw she's just fantastic. Beautiful face, huge breasts, long hair, huge breasts, that sexy British accent, and let's... read more

Pirates of the Caribbean 4 won’t be like this. sadly.

'Pirates of the Caribbean 4' won't have Gore Verbinski, who directed the first 3, and it won't have Keira Knightley or Orlando Bloom, and all that can be overcome. But now they've gone too far. Popeater says... Disney is bucking the trend of hiring augmented actresses,... read more