THE TABS ARE TURNING ON ANGELINA

Angelina Jolies adoption of a fifth child appears to be on track and reportssay a one year girl from the African country of Chad could join the Jolie clan as soon as this summer. Even though all is well there, the New York Post says she better not go to People magazine with the exclusive pictures, as she has with the first shots of Shiloh, Pax and Zahara. Page Six says:Sources say Us Weekly, Star and other celebrity...read more

PAX THIEN JOLIE IS VALUABLE

According to this story in the Sun, super-secret evil kidnappers had a diabolical plan to kidnap Pax Jolie. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have tightened security after claims of a plot to kidnap new son Pax Thien and demand a 50 million ransom.Bodyguards heard of a “credible and meticulously planned” bid to snatch the newly adopted three-year-old as he was flown back from Vietnam.What the hell was the point of that. Why...read more

ANGELINA IS SKINNY

Angelina Jolie's older brother, James Haven, told the London Daily Mail that his sister is still grieving since the death of their mother, and because of this she has lost an alarming amount of weight. Angelina has lost an alarming amount of weight, I mean. Her mom has also lost a lot of weight, but doctors say that's expected. Angelinas mother, Marcheline Bertrand, died January 27th. Haven says:"Angie has become very...read more

PAX JOLIE IS ON HIS WAY HOME

It would seem Pax Thien Jolie has cleared the last hurdle and is now the official adopted son of Angelina Jolie. They new addition to the family was previously reported to arrive in the United States this weekend but it may be as early as tonight. He was issued a passport (picture above) and is now free to travel. Jolie has kept relatively quiet on the whole affair as she seems more and more concerned about the...read more

THIS IS PAX THIEN JOLIE

Angelina Jolie has successfully completed the adoption process for her new son and they could be back in the United States as early as tomorrow. The three-year-old boy was picked up late last night after Jolie received the official adoption agreement from the Vietnamese orphanage where the boy has been residing since November of 2003. The only remaining hurdle is for Jolie to meet with U.S. consular officials who must...read more

ANGELINA IS IN VIETNAM RIGHT NOW

Angelina Jolie arrived in Ho Chi Minh City today - without Brad Pitt but with her son Maddox - to adopt a 3-year-old boy from Vietnam. Although earlier reports said the adoption would not go through until the end of the month, Us Weekly is now reporting Jolie may leave with the boy as soon as tonight. If they do leave today, they could be back in the United States by this weekend. Us.com says:Jolie is scheduled to...read more

THE NEW ONE IS JUST WEEKS AWAY

Angelina Jolie will be able to pick up her newly adopted Vietnamese son faster than expected because her application is being processed so quickly. The three year old boy - who was abandoned at a Ho Chi Minh City Hospital as a baby and then taken to a nearby orphanage where he has lived ever since - may arrive in as little as three weeks. Sky News says:"He is in good health, but he's a little bit shy. He gets along...read more

YIKES

As a United Nations ambassador, Angelina Jolie often travels to some of the worst places on earth, sometimes at great personal risk, and these trips are becoming more and more troubling for her boyfriend Brad Pitt. Now Jolie admits those fears were almost realized. She tells a London paper that there was a recent plot to kidnap her, and it was only foiled at the last minute. Jolie says:"It was in a small village. I...read more

ANGELINA AND BRAD ARE ADOPTING AGAIN

Despite recent denials to the contrary, US magazine is reporting today that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are in the process of adopting a child from Vietnam. Interestingly, the adoption agency in Vietnam says Jolie applied to adopt as a single parent. Jolie and Pitt visited the country last Thanksgiving and toured an orphanage on the edge of Ho Chi Minh City. The couple reportedly wants to adopt a boy around 3 or 4...read more

ANGELINA WANTS ANOTHER BABY

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt reportedly want to adopt another baby, this time a boy from Vietnam. The couple, of course, has already adopted a boy from Cambodia and a little girl from Ethiopia and they had their first natural (real) baby last year. Brad and Angelina visited the Vietnamese orphanage together in November and Angelina returned alone last month. It is said they have already filed adoption papers. Us Weekly...read more

RACHEL RAY HATES EVERYONE

TMZ says that Rachael Ray made racist remarks about Oprah Winfrey and attacked Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie while drunk at a restaurant in Los Angeles. The incident occurred in December of 2005 when Rachel was being promoted by Oprah to get her own syndicated talk show. While on a book tour in LA, Rachel went to diner at the Houston’s restaurant in the Century City shopping mall just outside Beverly Hills. Rachel had a...read more

JENNIFER ANISTON IS A SOCIOPATH

Jennifer Aniston is set to appear on the season finale of Dirt, the FX showed starring her bff Courteney Cox. Aniston will play the editor to a rival gossip magazine but wasn’t sold on the idea until producers pitched the concept of creating - brace yourself - a cheating "Brad Pitt" type character to ridicule during the show. Aniston agreed and the episode will follow a married celebrity who leaves his famous wife for...read more

PITT AND JOLIE MOVE TO NEW ORLEANS

Us Weekly says that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have moved their young family to New Orleans. On January 11, Jolie and Pitt bought a $3.5 million, six-bedroom, four-and-a-half bath mansion in the French Quarter and plan on living there full time. Jolie says:“We love it there. The kids are going to go to school there. We're really looking forward to it.”Us quotes a source saying that Jolie wants to be a normal mom in...read more

ANGELINA JOLIE IS CREEPY

As the owner and operator of a penis, I can't even begin to tell you how scary it is when a girls forearms are as vascular as Angelina Jolies. That hand is like a killing chamber for a penis. Ninety percent of my diary is either drawings of unicorns dancing under rainbows or daydreams about getting a hand job from Angelina, but that's gonna change now. I'd rather slam my penis in a car door than have that thing wrapped...read more

ANGELINA IS NO HERO

Despite being an vocal proponent of adoption and specifically adopting from impoverished nations, Angelina Jolie is now facing heat from adoption advocates. Jolie criticized the way Madonna adopted a baby boy from Africa, suggesting she didn’t go through the proper channels, but didn’t mention that she used a agency recently found guilty of fraud when adopting her son Maddox from Cambodia. Page Six says:"Angelina is...read more