thursday afternoon headlines

By brendon November 19, 2009 @ 8:11 PM

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Todays headlines are sponsored by Barney, the fattest Dalmatian in England. He’s not the fattest black and white mix breed in England though. Hint hint, Mariah Carey. (barney pix here and here and here. source = splash)

DAVID FINCHER – was called in to create a menu screen for the BluRay release of ‘Fight Club’, so he copied the one from ‘Never Been Kissed’ starring Drew Barrymore. He meant it as a joke, but they do have things in common. They both make me want to punch someone, for example. (yahoo)

CHRIS BROWN – is struggling to fill even small venues during his comeback tour, and scalpers outside are selling tickets below cost. Maybe because lyrics like “babe pretty thick, that need to be hit” seem more threatening than sexy now. That’s either about a pretty girl he’d like to make love to, or a slow learner who needs a little reminding. (ny daily news)

BRAD PITT - turned down a $5M appearance fee and a trip to the United Arab Emirates because it was on Oct. 31st, and he wanted to go out with his kids on Halloween. What I’m trying to say is, Brad Pitt is an idiot. (msnbc)

BEHATI PRISLOO – is a pro. The model shot for Victorias Secret in New York today, and notice how everyone else is all bundled up and she’s essentially naked. Bullshit like this is why I got out of swimsuit modeling. (inf daily)

this is not helping

By brendon November 17, 2009 @ 12:15 PM

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It was mentioned last week that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt had only been seen together once since August 10th, and that was almost two months later on October 2nd. Twice in three months. So the good news is they were out together this weekend! The bad news is they looked absolutely fukcing miserable together  :(

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt left their six children at home Saturday as they enjoyed a private viewing of The Museum of Contemporary Art’s new 30th anniversary exhibition in Los Angeles.
The 34-year-old Jolie, in a strapless Armani Prive gown, and Pitt, 45, didn’t pack on the PDA like they normally do for photographers.
Instead, they walked around the gallery — occasionally leaving each other’s side to look at pieces on their own.

Well, that probably doesn’t mean anything. Angelina probably just wanted to see the picture. And crossing her arms and looking grimly forward while leaning away from Brad is just a sign she was listening to the tour guide. Girls like to be pursued. Saying “no”, quitting their job, dying their hair and buying a gun: it’s all part of the chase!

NOTE – this post was guest written by Not Getting The Hint Brendon

‘fight club’ turns 10 tommorow

By brendon November 16, 2009 @ 5:37 PM

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‘Fight Club’ is unquestionably the best movie ever made, and tomorrow, finally, it comes out on Blu-Ray and a special DVD to celebrate its 10th anniversary. In high school me and my friends used to get together and fight for no reason other than to do it, and that was before this was even a movie, so maybe that’s why it still resonates with me. I mean we didn’t actually punch each other, because I would have been frightened and I didn’t have any friends, but on Friday night I would make popcorn balls with my mom, and she would send me to my room if I ate too many and then I would kick my stuffed animals, so in that sense it was still very much like ‘Fight Club’.

I’m supposed to have some copies of this to give away tomorrow so I guess I’ll think up some kind of contest for that. Until then, here are picture of sexy/shirtless Brad Pitt to make you feel bad about yourself, even if you are actually Brad Pitt.

Brad and Angelina are breaking up again.

By brendon November 12, 2009 @ 5:35 PM

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The rumors about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie breaking up began two years before they ever met, and since then every magazine and paper have had 400 stories saying all they ever do is fight and this time Brad and/or Angelina have had it. Today Us magazine throws this on the pile:

(A new book) reports that “they’ve broken up so many times it would make your head spin.” It also claims Jolie “has a temper like a cobra”.
“They fight all the time about the kids – where to put toys, saying the wrong thing to a nanny, not cleaning up. Like cats and dogs.”

Adding to this is the Sun, who today says Angelina is planning on adopting again but this time without Pitt as the father.

ANGELINA JOLIE is planning to add to her six children with a Syrian baby – but has anyone told BRAD PITT?
A spokesperson for the INS in Washington D.C. confirmed that “only (Angelina’s) name was on the papers”.
A newspaper quotes a source as saying: “Brad has made it clear that six children are more than he can handle.

Tyler has 7 different photo agencies and none of them have any pictures of Pitt and Jolie together since a UN sponsored trip to Syria on October 2nd. Before that they were last seen together August 10th at the ‘Inglorious Basterds’ premiere. Twice in three months. Once for the UN and once for a movie.  Since Syria, Angelina has been seen with the kids in France, and Pitt has been seen with Maddox in New York, but they haven’t been seen together.

This proves nothing of course. Maybe the adoption will be good for them. It’s better she try to lure him with a new baby then by marrying him. Babies are easy. Divorce is ugly. You can’t just tie a marriage in a burlap sack weighed down by rocks and throw it in a river.

hollywood really loves weed

By brendon November 03, 2009 @ 5:50 PM

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Fox has a list today of famous Hollywood people who have gone on record to say how awesome weed is. They don’t say it like that, they fancy it all up, but that’s what they mean. Among others on the list:

Megan Fox: “I’ve done drugs. I didn’t enjoy anything other than marijuana. I don’t even think of it as a drug – it should be legalized.”  She’s called on the government to legalize weed on many occasions, saying she would be the “first person in line to buy a pack of joints.”

Brad Pitt: During an appearance on ‘Real Time with Bill Maher,’ Maher recalled being at a New Year’s Eve party with Pitt: “You just, all night rolled these perfect joints…the most perfect joints I have ever seen…” Brad shook his head and replied, “I’m an artist.”

Johnny Depp: “Look, I have nothing to hide. I’m not a great pothead or anything like that… but weed is much, much less dangerous than alcohol.”

I’ve never done any drugs and I don’t drink or smoke because I’m such a sweet boy, but weed should still be legal because I hate the government and fuck you why can’t you just leave people alone. Unfortunately no one listens to me. I’m pretty much just eye candy around here.

you wont believe this

By brendon October 16, 2009 @ 4:53 PM

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This would normally sound like a story that a tabloid simply made up, but in this case it’s about Jennifer Aniston crying over Brad Pitt, so really all bets are off.

Jennifer Aniston drunk-dialed Brad Pitt, and got the shock of her life when Angelina Jolie answered.
Jen was home alone in her sprawling Beverly Hills mansion in late September when she dialed Brad after downing a few glasses of white wine.
When Jen heard Angie’s voice, she freaked out.”
Flustered, Jen launched into a blistering attack on Angelina, said the insider.
“Jen basically told Angie that she hated her, but Angelina fired back!”

The Enquirer includes a picture of Aniston on a cell phone. Just like the one used in the story perhaps. Coincidence? Well, I mean, yes probably, but still, that chick is a damn loser so yeah, she did this. She totally did this.