STFU JENNIFER ANISTON

When asked about then-husband Brad Pitt leaving her for Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Aniston told Vogue magazine, "what Angelina did was very uncool". In other words, she continues to talk about the past and blames Angelina. It's much more likely Brad Pitt woke up one day and... read more

BETRAYAL!

Star magazine hits the newsstands today with the headline, Angelina's Humiliating Betrayal, followed by an exclamation point, indicating excitement, so you know this is gonna be good. Angie is livid over Brad's recent freewheeling behavior with the happily single costars... read more

ANGELINA MIGHT WANT TO GET MARRIED

Angelina Jolie has been married twice already and has said she’d never get married again, but now it seems she’s at least open to the idea. At first I read this and got all excited but it turns out she meant with someone else. People magazine says...Asked if she plans to... read more

GTFO

Someone very much in a position to know this kind of thing just texted me and said Angelina and Brad have broken up. I call “no way”. They seem happy. But then again I thought Megan Fox and I were happy until she had security remove me from the tree outside her bedroom.... read more

MADDOX HAS A NEW HAIR CUT

Maddox Jolie showed off his new blue mohawk today in Venice. Brad and Angelina seem like fun parents. I was never allowed to get cool haircuts like this and now I go to therapy twice a week. Massage therapy. I wasn’t getting enough handjobs from Vietnamese sex slaves... read more

THE TWINS ARE HERE!!!

People magazine and Hello magazine were the first to reveal Knox Léon and Vivienne Marcheline Jolie-Pitt to the world last night. People hits the newsstands today and features an unprecedented 19-page spread with the new wondertwins. They say:In an exclusive interview and... read more

THEY HAD IN VITRO?

US Weekly is breaking the news right now that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie turned to in vitro fertilization to conceive their newly born twins, Knox and Vivienne. IVF is typically used when a couple has trouble conceiving, but in this case Us says Brad and Angiejust... read more

AS EXPECTED

As they did with the first pictures of their baby Shiloh, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt will donate every dime that they collect from selling the first pictures of thier new twins to charity. The Daily Mail says that offers are already on the table for up to 10 million... read more

YOU CAN FINALLY ADD TWO MORE

After weeks of rumors and random speculation, Angelina Jolie gave birth at the Fondation Lenval hospital in Nice, France, early Sunday morning to twins, a boy and a girl. People magazine says…"The babies are doing well. The operation went just perfectly," Dr. Michel... read more

STAR MAGAZINE IS DECEPTIVE

Star magazine says in big giant letters this week that Angelina Jolie collapsed a few days ago, sending her boyfriend Brad Pitt into a panic. They say...False labor, soaring blood pressure and high blood sugar — and now another scare for mom-to-be Angelina Jolie and her... read more

HOLLYWOOD LOOKS FUN

Did you know they make 300,000 dollar tables? Because I did not. Because why on earth would they? Who would buy one? Well it turns out they do, and it turns out Brad Pitt would buy one. Bloomberg news says...Brad Pitt was among the buyers of contemporary "design art"... read more

ANGELINA HAD HER TWINS - UPDATE X 2

OK! magazine passes on a rumor today that Angelina Jolie may have already given birth to her twins, and in fact she may have done it almost a week ago. OK says...There may be nothing more than wishful thinking to reports coming out of France this morning that Angelina... read more