Brad and Angelina donated $340,000

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie proved once again they they're among the nicest people in Hollywood by donating $340,000 to pay for health care for homeless kids in Somalia, who is suffering their worst famine in 60 years. Too bad there isn't a large body of water around.... read more

Jennifer Aniston demanded an apology

Long story short; Jennifer Aniston is a dull witted bore, and Brad Pitt insinuated as much in Parade magazine, which of course made her go all apeshit. Us says... Brad Pitt made a big-time boo-boo (in) a Parade interview in which he casually slammed his five-year... read more

Brad Pitt is on the cover of Sports Illustrated

So apparently there's someone at Sports Illustrated even more inept than Peter King, and that's whoever is in charge of their covers. I'm the biggest Brad Pitt fan on earth, but what the fuck. If you missed it, the movie is about Billy Beane, the general manager for the... read more

BREAKING NEWS: Jennifer Aniston is dull

In an interview that comes out this weekend in Parade magazine, Brad Pitt confirms what everyone already suspected; that Jennifer Aniston is a soul-crushing bore. After saying how he loves his life now (with Angelina Jolie and their 6 kids) he adds that wasn't always the... read more

Brad Pitt is getting better taste

For about a month now tabloids have been trying to make something of the fact that Brad Pitts assistant on the set of 'World War Z' is a sorta hot brunette named Lara Marsden. Now they've even found her myspace (thanks for making it impossible to delete your fucking... read more

Friday headlines, with Kim Kardashians wedding dress

ANGELINA JOLIE AND BRAD PITT - have moved their family into a 16th century mansion in Glasgow, Scotland. Thanks to Zahara, the area around their house is now known as, "the black neighborhood." (people) KAT VON D AND JESSE JAMES - are apparently engaged again. "Come to... read more

guess who Jennifer Aniston is talking about

It seems like just yesterday that Brad Pitt left Jennifer Aniston, and that's because she won't shut the fuck up about it. In reality it was 7 years ago. And now, celebuzz says "she recently opened up about her infamous divorce during her Inside the Actor's Studio... read more

Did Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie get married?

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie and their army of children are all in Valletta, Malta, today, and some are asking if they may have gotten married because Pitt was seen with a wedding band on his left ring finger. The answer to that question is, "How the hell should I know?"... read more

'Moneyball' has a new trailer

'Moneyball' is a baseball drama starring Brad Pitt, Philip Seymour Hoffman and Jonah Hill, from the director of 'Capote'. Sony Pictures describes it like this… Based on a true story, Moneyball is a movie for anybody who has ever dreamed of taking on the system. Brad Pitt... read more

Jennifer Aniston is a home wrecking whore

Jennifer Aniston has talked non stop for 6 years to make sure everyone knows how awful it was when the mean and wicked Angelina Jolie took out her claws to seduce and steal Brad Pitt. Very obviously Jennifer would never do anything like that. Jennifer Aniston's romance... read more

Monday headlines, with Michelle Hunziker in a bikini

TREE OF LIFE - won the equivalent of Best Picture at the Cannes Fim Festival this weekend, but experts don't think that will help much at the box office. But how can that be? Everyone loves the French. If those socialist pussies liked the movie, it should do great here... read more

Brad Pitt looks like this now

Brad Pitt (seen here showing us what a Jeff Bridges 'Miami Vice' movie could have looked like) is in Cannes today for the premiere of 'the Tree Of Life', which is getting mixed reviews. Unlike his hair and beard, which will be universally mocked. I never thought I'd see... read more