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Brad and Angelina might be getting married. Here.

Every few months there's a story either saying Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are getting married or that they literally hate each other. Today it seems we've landed on... "married"! In Jodhpur, India. Splash says... The couple has apparently chosen their spiritual guru Ram Lal Siyag to supervise their wedding. Siyag and his disciples have neither confirmed nor denied these rumours. Siyag practices Siddha yoga, and is...read more

Brad Pitt has the right idea

Last night was the big New York premiere for the Tourist, starring Angelina Jolie and Johny Depp, and when Jolie walked the red carpet with her lover Brad Pitt, he spent most of the time with his hand planted right on her luscious ass. Meanwhile, over in LA, Jennifer Aniston made a little bow tie and top hat for her cats wedding this weekend. Lookin' good, Mr. Boots!read more

Chelsea Handler called Angelina Jolie a "f***ing c***."

Chelsea Handler (who was sleeping with the president of E when she got her talk show. which is on E. what a coincidence!) was in Mexico last week, spending her Thanksgiving vacation with new BFF Jennifer Aniston. Gee, I wonder what they talked about. Us.com says... "(Angelina Jolie is) a homewrecker," Handler, 35 (*), said. "She can rescue as many babies from as many countries as she wants. I don't f***ing believe...read more

Brad and Angelina and thier kids are adorable

Angelina Jolie is still in Budapest making her debut as a director, but today she took a break and she and Brad Pitt and their army of kids went to a park with all kinds of things to climb and even a zip line for Shiloh. And it was adorable. It was so saccharine it hurts my teeth just looking at it. They might as well adopt a baby panda and a tiger cub and dress them up in a little cowboy hat and a football player...read more

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are still real kissy

Angelina Jolie is in Budapest today, making her directorial debut on a love story set during the Bosnian-Serbian war, and either she thinks genocide is funny or these two still really get along because she was giddy as a little girl when Brad Pitt showed up. They've been together 7 years now, which is 8 years longer than the tabloids said they would be. Jennifer Aniston probably keeps an axe near her TV in case 'Mr....read more

Tuesday night headlines

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE 4 - has added Josh Holloway from 'Lost' to the cast as a member of Tom Cruises team. His characters specialty is on missions where being really really handsome helps in some way. (hollywood reporter) BRAD PITT - was always thought to be the only choice to play Professor Moriarty in the 'Sherlock Holmes' sequel, but today the role was given to Jared Harris, the son of legendary actor Richard Harris (...read more

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angelina jolie looked hot as hell at the 'salt' premiere

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have been together 6 years now, and occasionally some jackass will claim they hate each other again, but you seem to hear that way less than you used to. Probably because they stubbornly refuse to break up, and instead insist on looking happy at things like last nights premiere of Jolies movie ‘Salt'. She might be crazy and her legs sort of look like she's been in a wheelchair for the past...read more

jolie and pitt are in real trouble

Angelina Jolie is in Venice this week filming 'The Tourist' with Johnny Depp, and despite weekly reports for 4 years that they secretly hate each other, Brad Pitt is there too with all 6 of their kids. And yesterday Angelina and their daughter Vivienne (one of the twins who will be 2 in July) hung out on the balcony of their hotel being adorable. The only way these pictures could be any cuter is if Angelina was...read more

Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp are having an affair!

No not really. But because Angelina Jolie took Billy Bob Thornton from Laura Dern when they worked on ‘Pushing Tin' and Brad Pitt from Jennifer Ani-chin when they made ‘Mr. And Mrs Smith', and now she's making 'the Tourist' with Johnny Depp, you can expect some version of this story for the next three months. And that it will hurt Liev Schreibers feelings. "Hey I'm married, why didn't anyone think she was gonna sleep...read more

angelina jolie is fantastic

The next few months are gonna suck because Angelina Jolie is in Paris filming 'The Tourist', and next week her co-star Johnny Depp is expected to arrive to begin their scenes together. So we can all look forward to endless tabloid stories about them doin it. Not that I would blame him of course. She's fantastic looking. Any guy who can be in close contact with her for more than a few minutes without trying to slam his...read more

morning headlines

BRAD PITT AND ANGELINA JOLIE - were photographed makin out in Paris on the set of her new movie. Perhaps all part of their intricate plan to trick the media into thinking they're still together, which is apparently crucial for some reason that no one has ever bothered to explain. (just jared) BONER - from 'Growing Pains' was last seen in Vancouver 10 days ago, and this morning his dad from 'Star Trek' asked for the...read more

tuesday morning headlines

AXL ROSE - made a very rare public appearance and played a secret show this weekend in New York. Unfortunately the only guy who filmed it had never heard of a camera before, and no one told him what they were or how they worked. (foundry) LEONARDO DICAPRIO - is not engaged to supermodel Bar Refaeli, despite some reports saying he is. He should settle down and get married. Finally see what everyone is raving about. (...read more

thursday night headlines

JON GOSSELIN - has a tiny penis, according to his ex girlfriend, Halley Glassman. "He's hung like a nine-year-old boy. It's so tiny, tiny, tiny. (I) would laugh about it with my mom." Jon Gosselin had no comment, the beginning of 6 months without mentioning her, so that when she ends up dead he won't look like a suspect. (us.com) ANGELINA JOLIE - paid $20,000 for a 200-year-old olive tree to give to Brad Pitt for...read more

brad and angelina are suing

Tabloids have been claiming that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are breaking up any minute now since at least 2006. Here's a post from May of 2007 about it. Yet they're still together, and in fact they seemed pretty happy two days ago as their adopted New Orleans Saints won the Super Bowl. So maybe that's why they're suing the London tabloid the News Of The World, who claimed Pitt and Jolie met with attorneys in...read more

afternoon headlines

BRAD PITT - now that he may be single again, Jennifer Aniston wants him to know she'll take him back. But she won't beg. Unless he wants her too, and then she'll crawl across the floor on her hands and knees, groveling and pleading as if her very life depended on it. (star) JAY LENO - told Oprah that he hasn't spoken to Conan since all the Tonight Show drama began. "I haven't talked to him through all this … it didn't...read more