youll never guess who Jennifer Ansiton brings up

By brendon February 08, 2012 @ 11:54 AM

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Jennifer Aniston tells the March issue of InStyle that she’s tired of seeing magazines talking about her and Brad Pitt for no reason. Magazines such as the March issue of InStyle, which has an interview where Jennifer Aniston starts talking about Brad Pitt for no reason.

“There are so many [misconceptions about me],” Jen says, adding that the most annoying one is “the triangle with my ex-husband — and that there’s a feud there.”
“It’s constant,” she adds. “It’s a story headline that won’t go away, but it’s a money thing – [people make money off] a story that has nothing to do with reality.”

She then goes on to explain that Pitt has no place in her heart anymore, except for being the gold standard that all other men are measured against.

But, Jen reassures fans that she is over that drama and ready to live out the rest of her life with a good man, whom she may have found in beau Justin Theroux. 
“Having experienced everything you don’t want in a partner over time, it starts to narrow down what you actually do want,” Jen admits. “As I get older, I realize what qualities are important in love and what suits me. And what I won’t settle for.”

Wow she’s a real role model for the ladies out there. Before her current boyfriend, guys kept leaving to go bang someone better, and it was then that Jennifer started to wonder if the relationship was working. So she just let them go. Granted the guys didn’t know it because they were long gone by then, but she really put her foot down and said enough.

Angelina Jolie hates Stacy Keibler. Or doesn’t.

By brendon January 24, 2012 @ 3:20 PM

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George Clooney, Stacy Keibler, Brad Pitt, and Angelina Jolie all shared a private jet to the Palm Springs Film Festival, and Us magazine makes it perfectly clear that Angelina hated Stacy for every second of it.

“Angelina refused to acknowledge that Stacy was even on the plane … (She) went out of her way to ignore her, from takeoff to landing. She would not even look Stacy’s way. She was not having it!”

MEE-OW!!! Except that it isn’t true, according to Stacy Keibler.

“That (story) is completely false. She has been nothing but great and nice to me. That’s 100 percent false… I’ve hung out with them a couple of times and they’ve been nothing but nice.”

If there was any tension on that plane it was probably because Brad and George were both waiting for someone to suggest an orgy, or at least that they switch partners. Jokingly at first, just to break the ice, but then, you know, maybe not jokingly.

Brad and Angelina might have more kids

By brendon December 13, 2011 @ 12:29 PM

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Angelina Jolie tells the new issue of Marie Claire that, though she isn’t planning on having more kids, that doesn’t mean she won’t. It’s possible. Because when you’re the real life Lara Croft, people will try to fuck you a lot.

Jolie, 36, says she’s open to expanding her brood of six with partner Brad Pitt, 47. “Nothing planned at the moment, but we just don’t know. I could end up pregnant.”
Jolie (says) Pitt “has expanded my life in ways I never imagined. We built a family. He is not just the love my life, he is my family. I hold that very dear … I’m very very grateful to have such a loving family, and I wouldn’t have that without him.”
The self-proclaimed homebody adds that because she only has “a few girlfriends,” Pitt has become her one trusted confidant.
“I talk to my family,” Jolie says. “I talk to Brad… But I don’t know, I don’t have a lot of friends I talk to. He really is the only person I talk to.”

Wait, Brad Pitt is her most trusted confident and one of the only people she talks too? Because that’s the exact plot to ‘Fight Club’. If she starts having a bunch of mysterious bruises someone should probably look into this.

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its Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitts parents

By brendon December 05, 2011 @ 5:08 PM

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Even though Brad Pitt wasn’t around, Angelina Jolie spent much of the weekend in New York with their 6 kids and his parents, Bill and Jane Pitt. Angelina even went shopping with Jane. Which is something that would freak me out. I don’t like my girlfriend spending time alone with my mom. One wrong question and this elaborate web of lies I’ve spun could come completely apart.

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Angelina Jolie is still crazy or something

By brendon November 23, 2011 @ 3:46 PM

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Angelina Jolie certainly doesn’t seem as crazy as she used to be, but according to In Touch and an imaginary source they made up, yes, Angelina Jolie is still as crazy as she used to be.

“She tries to hide it, but she has a crazy side to her that’s beyond just being quirky. In the end, she just can’t hide the crazy.”
Though she’s no longer cutting herself the way she used to as a troubled youth, the friend says that Angelina is still fascinated by blood.
“When Angelina’s kids get cuts and scrapes, she saves their discarded bandages in a large jar. She thinks she’s being edgy and artistic, but to others, she just seems weird.”

They also say Angelina locks herself in the basement every day and exercises for hours at a time to escape her family, and then at night she locks her kids in their bedroom so she can get drunk. So how does she still find time to update her scab and band-aid jars? She really has a full plate.

Brad Pitt will retire in 3 years

By brendon November 15, 2011 @ 6:20 AM

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Brad Pitt told the Australian version of 60 Minutes that he plans to retire from acting in three years, when he’ll be 50, so that he can spend more time producing. Then he said he hopes Australia gets swallowed up by the ocean. Brad Pitt has controversial opinions!

(image source of pitt and jolie in japan promoting ‘moneyball’ = getty)