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angelina is tearing her family apart (not literally)

Early last week, InTouch magazine claimed Angelina Jolie cheated on Brad Pitt with her dialect coach for the movie 'Salt' (which he adamantly denied). A few days later, Us magazine said they were on the verge of a break-up because she hates New Orleans, home of the NFC champion New Orleans Saints. Then over the weekend, a British tabloid claimed Jolie and Pitt were already separated and had even signed paperwork...read more

angelina hates new orleans

Brad Pitt was at the Saints game last Sunday to preemptively celebrate their victory over the Vikings in 2 days, and he brought Maddox to hang out with Spike Lee and Reggie Bush. Angelina didn't make the game because she was busy. Busy screaming about how much she hates New Orleans, that is. (Pitt and Jolie) purchased a home in New Orleans in 2007, but an insider tell Us weekly Jolie "calls it 'his house.'" "Brad...read more

thursday afternoon headlines

Todays headlines are sponsored by Barney, the fattest Dalmatian in England. He's not the fattest black and white mix breed in England though. Hint hint, Mariah Carey. (barney pix here and here and here. source = splash) DAVID FINCHER - was called in to create a menu screen for the BluRay release of ‘Fight Club', so he copied the one from 'Never Been Kissed' starring Drew Barrymore. He meant it as a joke, but they do...read more

this is not helping

It was mentioned last week that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt had only been seen together once since August 10th, and that was almost two months later on October 2nd. Twice in three months. So the good news is they were out together this weekend! The bad news is they looked absolutely fukcing miserable together :( Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt left their six children at home Saturday as they enjoyed a private viewing of...read more

'fight club' turns 10 tommorow

‘Fight Club' is unquestionably the best movie ever made, and tomorrow, finally, it comes out on Blu-Ray and a special DVD to celebrate its 10th anniversary. In high school me and my friends used to get together and fight for no reason other than to do it, and that was before this was even a movie, so maybe that's why it still resonates with me. I mean we didn't actually punch each other, because I would have been...read more

Brad and Angelina are breaking up again.

The rumors about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie breaking up began two years before they ever met, and since then every magazine and paper have had 400 stories saying all they ever do is fight and this time Brad and/or Angelina have had it. Today Us magazine throws this on the pile: (A new book) reports that "they've broken up so many times it would make your head spin." It also claims Jolie "has a temper like a cobra"....read more

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hollywood really loves weed

Fox has a list today of famous Hollywood people who have gone on record to say how awesome weed is. They don't say it like that, they fancy it all up, but that's what they mean. Among others on the list: Megan Fox: "I've done drugs. I didn't enjoy anything other than marijuana. I don't even think of it as a drug – it should be legalized." She's called on the government to legalize weed on many occasions, saying she...read more

you wont believe this

This would normally sound like a story that a tabloid simply made up, but in this case it's about Jennifer Aniston crying over Brad Pitt, so really all bets are off. Jennifer Aniston drunk-dialed Brad Pitt, and got the shock of her life when Angelina Jolie answered. Jen was home alone in her sprawling Beverly Hills mansion in late September when she dialed Brad after downing a few glasses of white wine. When Jen heard...read more

you wont believe who this is about

Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt announced they were separating back on January 6, 2005, and some version of this "Jennifer Aniston is dangerously obsessed with Brad Pitt" story has come up twice a month ever since. She can either get over it and live a long happy life or just kill herself, I really don't care which, but this has got to stop. I cannot do this any more. I wrote like 5 different introductions for this...read more

morning headlines

The Thursday morning headlines are hosted by this sexy ass German guy who shuffles around in a circle for over 5 minutes to ‘Sunshine' by alex M.O.R.P.H. At the 3 minute mark, just when you think things are starting to cool down, the music kicks back up and his hot moves go right along with it. I actually went and bought some panties just so I could throw them at the screen as I squealed with delight. BRAD PITT –...read more

Morning Headlines

WEEKEND BOX OFFICE - "Inglourious Basterds" crushed this weekend, pulling in 65.1M worldwide. This is good news for director Quentin Tarantino and star Brad Pitt, two big names who don't always deliver box office. A friend of mine almost didn't go see it but I told her she should. And then I kidnapped her sister to let her know I meant business. (variety) CURRENT SONG - the remix of "Superstar" from Lupe Fiasco,...read more

Afternoon headlines

KIRSTIE ALLEY - has four years to live because of her binge eating and total lack of self control. She's now 58 and over 250 pounds. The article is from the Enquirer, but put the quotes in a different order and you could rewrite it for Popular Science, bragging that even motionless tubs of shit can live to 62 in this modern age of wonders. (source = NE) BRAD PITT - Will not be running for mayor of New Orleans, despite...read more

Angelina is frisky

While walking the red carpet Monday night for the Hollywood premier of "Inglorious Basterds", Angelina Jolie talked a little about how much she loves gettin it on, and how she and Brad Pitt seek out new and different places to stick it to her. The Sun UK says... ANGELINA JOLIE and BRAD PITT have opened up about their sex life again - saying they get intimate in LOTS of different places. Last week Brad revealed that a...read more

Angelina still rules

Last night was the much anticipated Hollywood premiere of Brad Pitts "Inglorious Basterds", and jesus christ Angelina Jolie is still the hottest piece of ass on the planet and it's not even close. And I've officially had it with all the dumb rumors of their imminent demise. Look at the way she looks at him. Why would she fake this? It's not like she gains anything by pretending to date someone. I can't even get my...read more

Brad Pitt knows how to party

The Quentin Tarantino / Brad Pitt WWII movie "Inglourious Basterds" had it's Berlin premiere yesterday, and that's not just an unfortunate picture of Pitt at the after-party up top. OK! says he and beer were there until around 2am. Your liver turns black if you drink too much. Maybe if he keeps going Angelina will adopt it. (hq jump here. source = wenn)read more