Brad Pitt is getting better taste

For about a month now tabloids have been trying to make something of the fact that Brad Pitts assistant on the set of 'World War Z' is a sorta hot brunette named Lara Marsden. Now they've even found her myspace (thanks for making it impossible to delete your fucking... read more

Friday headlines, with Kim Kardashians wedding dress

ANGELINA JOLIE AND BRAD PITT - have moved their family into a 16th century mansion in Glasgow, Scotland. Thanks to Zahara, the area around their house is now known as, "the black neighborhood." (people) KAT VON D AND JESSE JAMES - are apparently engaged again. "Come to... read more

guess who Jennifer Aniston is talking about

It seems like just yesterday that Brad Pitt left Jennifer Aniston, and that's because she won't shut the fuck up about it. In reality it was 7 years ago. And now, celebuzz says "she recently opened up about her infamous divorce during her Inside the Actor's Studio... read more

Did Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie get married?

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie and their army of children are all in Valletta, Malta, today, and some are asking if they may have gotten married because Pitt was seen with a wedding band on his left ring finger. The answer to that question is, "How the hell should I know?"... read more

'Moneyball' has a new trailer

'Moneyball' is a baseball drama starring Brad Pitt, Philip Seymour Hoffman and Jonah Hill, from the director of 'Capote'. Sony Pictures describes it like this… Based on a true story, Moneyball is a movie for anybody who has ever dreamed of taking on the system. Brad Pitt... read more

Jennifer Aniston is a home wrecking whore

Jennifer Aniston has talked non stop for 6 years to make sure everyone knows how awful it was when the mean and wicked Angelina Jolie took out her claws to seduce and steal Brad Pitt. Very obviously Jennifer would never do anything like that. Jennifer Aniston's romance... read more

Monday headlines, with Michelle Hunziker in a bikini

TREE OF LIFE - won the equivalent of Best Picture at the Cannes Fim Festival this weekend, but experts don't think that will help much at the box office. But how can that be? Everyone loves the French. If those socialist pussies liked the movie, it should do great here... read more

Brad Pitt looks like this now

Brad Pitt (seen here showing us what a Jeff Bridges 'Miami Vice' movie could have looked like) is in Cannes today for the premiere of 'the Tree Of Life', which is getting mixed reviews. Unlike his hair and beard, which will be universally mocked. I never thought I'd see... read more

Angelina Jolie may have adopted another kid (update!)

Most people have seen the tattoo that Angelina Jolie has on her shoulder listing the latitude and longitude where each of her six kids were born. For example, here she is at the Salt premier last July. The two lines at the bottom say N 43° 41' 21" E 07° 14' 28", and if... read more

Angelina Jolie is in Libya

I quickly wanna preface this with what Jennifer Aniston said when explaining why she spent her 41st birthday at a palatial resort in Mexico. "(A friend) said to me, 'You come to Mexico all the time and Mexico is really hurting right now because of the swine flu and the... read more

Jennifer Aniston is distancing herself from Chelsea Handler

When we last saw Jennifer Aniston, she was pouting (shocking, I know) about Chelsea Handler calling Angelina Jolie a "cunt", immediately after Handler and Aniston went on vacation together. Apparently Aniston thought everyone would assume they spent the vacation trashing... read more

Brad and Angelina might be getting married. Here.

Every few months there's a story either saying Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are getting married or that they literally hate each other. Today it seems we've landed on... "married"! In Jodhpur, India. Splash says... The couple has apparently chosen their spiritual guru... read more