By brendon January 24, 2012 @ 3:20 PM
George Clooney, Stacy Keibler, Brad Pitt, and Angelina Jolie all shared a private jet to the Palm Springs Film Festival, and Us magazine makes it perfectly clear that Angelina hated Stacy for every second of it.
“Angelina refused to acknowledge that Stacy was even on the plane … (She) went out of her way to ignore her, from takeoff to landing. She would not even look Stacy’s way. She was not having it!”
MEE-OW!!! Except that it isn’t true, according to Stacy Keibler.
“That (story) is completely false. She has been nothing but great and nice to me. That’s 100 percent false… I’ve hung out with them a couple of times and they’ve been nothing but nice.”
If there was any tension on that plane it was probably because Brad and George were both waiting for someone to suggest an orgy, or at least that they switch partners. Jokingly at first, just to break the ice, but then, you know, maybe not jokingly.
By brendon December 13, 2011 @ 12:29 PM
Angelina Jolie tells the new issue of Marie Claire that, though she isn’t planning on having more kids, that doesn’t mean she won’t. It’s possible. Because when you’re the real life Lara Croft, people will try to fuck you a lot.
Jolie, 36, says she’s open to expanding her brood of six with partner Brad Pitt, 47. “Nothing planned at the moment, but we just don’t know. I could end up pregnant.”
Jolie (says) Pitt “has expanded my life in ways I never imagined. We built a family. He is not just the love my life, he is my family. I hold that very dear … I’m very very grateful to have such a loving family, and I wouldn’t have that without him.”
The self-proclaimed homebody adds that because she only has “a few girlfriends,” Pitt has become her one trusted confidant.
“I talk to my family,” Jolie says. “I talk to Brad… But I don’t know, I don’t have a lot of friends I talk to. He really is the only person I talk to.”
Wait, Brad Pitt is her most trusted confident and one of the only people she talks too? Because that’s the exact plot to ‘Fight Club’. If she starts having a bunch of mysterious bruises someone should probably look into this.
(image source = getty)
By brendon December 05, 2011 @ 5:08 PM
Even though Brad Pitt wasn’t around, Angelina Jolie spent much of the weekend in New York with their 6 kids and his parents, Bill and Jane Pitt. Angelina even went shopping with Jane. Which is something that would freak me out. I don’t like my girlfriend spending time alone with my mom. One wrong question and this elaborate web of lies I’ve spun could come completely apart.
(image source = splash)
By brendon November 23, 2011 @ 3:46 PM
Angelina Jolie certainly doesn’t seem as crazy as she used to be, but according to In Touch and an imaginary source they made up, yes, Angelina Jolie is still as crazy as she used to be.
“She tries to hide it, but she has a crazy side to her that’s beyond just being quirky. In the end, she just can’t hide the crazy.”
Though she’s no longer cutting herself the way she used to as a troubled youth, the friend says that Angelina is still fascinated by blood.
“When Angelina’s kids get cuts and scrapes, she saves their discarded bandages in a large jar. She thinks she’s being edgy and artistic, but to others, she just seems weird.”
They also say Angelina locks herself in the basement every day and exercises for hours at a time to escape her family, and then at night she locks her kids in their bedroom so she can get drunk. So how does she still find time to update her scab and band-aid jars? She really has a full plate.
By brendon November 15, 2011 @ 6:20 AM
Brad Pitt told the Australian version of 60 Minutes that he plans to retire from acting in three years, when he’ll be 50, so that he can spend more time producing. Then he said he hopes Australia gets swallowed up by the ocean. Brad Pitt has controversial opinions!
(image source of pitt and jolie in japan promoting ‘moneyball’ = getty)
By brendon October 10, 2011 @ 4:25 PM
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie proved once again they they’re among the nicest people in Hollywood by donating $340,000 to pay for health care for homeless kids in Somalia, who is suffering their worst famine in 60 years. Too bad there isn’t a large body of water around. With some fish in it. Like an ocean. Somewhere below India. An “Indian Ocean”, if you will.
(seriously, how can you be in a famine? You border an ocean, EAT THE FISH YOU FINICKY BASTARDS!!!)