Presidents Day headlines

CHARLIE SHEEN - will pay the $10,000 needed to buy a golden retriever specially trained to turn on lights, pick up objects, and other everyday situations, for a 15-year-old girl (that he has never met) who was crippled in an accident. In a related story, I waved someone though in traffic today. I'M AN AMAZING MAN! (nydn) MAYA RUDOLPH - is pregnant for the fourth time. Which beats the number of times I assumed anyone...read more

the 'Two and a Half Men' kid says not to watch 'Two and a Half Men'

Angus Jones, the little kid from 'Two and a Half Men', tells something called Voice of Prophecy that the only half man we should have in our lives is our lord and savior Jesus Christ (that works better if you pretend he was sawed in half instead of crucified). "If you watch Two and a Half Men, please stop watching Two and a Half Men. I'm on Two and a Half Men and I don't want to be on it. Please stop watching it and...read more

Lindsay is still an unprofessional pain in the ass

Lindsay Lohan was hired to do a scene making fun of her legal and professional issues in a brief cameo with Charlie Sheen in ‘Scary Movie 5' (spoiler alert) , and so far, that's going just like everything else Lindsay has ever been hired for. "Lindsay missed every meeting she had for the film, including script reads and wardrobe meetings. Then she missed her flight to Atlanta on Sunday to shoot the movie. The...read more

Charlie Sheen has pledged at least $1 million to the USO

Though he could have selfishly spent it on more teen prostitutes and stylish hats, Charlie Sheen has pledged to donate 1% of the profits from his FX show "Anger Management", or a minimum of $1 million, to the USO. The NY Daily News says... The funds have been earmarked for the USO's Operation Enduring Care campaign, which is helping to build two new USO Centers to support ill and injured troops and their families. One...read more

Charlie Sheen has magic in his fingertips

During Charlie Sheens meltdown last year, the most frequent target of his public abuse was Chuck Lorre, the creator of ‘Two And A Half Men'. Basically, Sheen thought Lorre was an idiot and that the show would be better if everyone would just listen to him. He said, "I'm dealing with fools and trolls," and "I got magic and poetry in my fingertips," and "C'mon bro, I won best picture at 20. I wasn't even trying. I...read more

Charlie Sheen wants to retire, has a show premiering tonight

Charlie Sheens new show ‘Anger Management' must be amazing because it premieres tonight on FX right after ‘Louie', which is the best show of any kind on television (except maybe 'Sherlock'). FX paired these together, and the one with the funniest man on earth is the warm-up for the one with the rambling meth addict, so it must be edgy and hilarious. As luck would have it, here are a few prominent reviews that I bet...read more

Charlie Sheen's Sobriety Seems Like a Blast

Here's a completely shit-faced Charlie Sheen after a Guns N' Roses concert Friday night in LA. In case you somehow managed to miss his infamous public meltdown and subsequent bullshit claim of sobriety, we've come full cirlce. While I'm not stupid enough to have any delusions that this guy ever stopped funneling drugs and booze into his face like a weak-ass Tony Montana without all of the machine-gunning and incest,...read more

Charlie Sheen tweeted his phone number

It's not surprising that Charlie Sheen got a little too excited at the prospect of meeting up with a teenager he saw on TV and tweeted his cell number to the public instead of through a DM. What is surprising is that the teenager was a boy. Named Justin Bieber. The Daily Mail says... (Sheen) thought that he was just sending his digits to the teenage singer but instead his 5.5million followers were able to view the...read more

Charlie Sheens TV show will be on FX

Considering how fantastically insane Charlie Sheen was just a few months ago, it would be ridiculous to think that he just sort of magically healed overnight and pretend all that other stuff never happened and then go into business with him. But Hollywood is dumb like that so that's what they're gonna do. Specifically FX has ordered 10 episodes of the sitcom based on 'Anger Management', with Sheen producing and...read more

boring Ashton Kutcher > insane Charlie Sheen

For the most part, working in Hollywood is just like working anywhere else. All people really want is to go to work, do their job the best they can, and then go home. Which is why it should come as no surprise that the crew of 'Two And A Half Men' prefer working with dullard Ashton Kutcher over, um, "fun loving" Charlie Sheen. E! news says... Here's what two of Sheen's old worker-bees had to say: "[Ashton] is really a...read more

did Amy Schumer go to far?

Last night Comedy Central aired their roast of Charlie Sheen, and even for a roast one joke in particular seemed to get people upset when Amy Schumer made a joke to Steve O about Ryan Dunn. But here's the thing; fuck Ryan Dunn. It's not like he was torn out of his house by a tiger. He killed himself and a friend after drinking his way to a BAL just under .2 and then drove his Porsche 130 miles per hour. That...read more

Charlie Sheen says he deserved to get fired

Charlie Sheen went on the Tonight Show to talk with Jay Leno, and not just because Leno is the one person with worse jokes than Sheen, but also to admit that CBS was right to fire him when they did because he was acting like an asshole. Sheen wasasked if he was still angry towards CBS and the Two And A Half Men producers over the sacking. "No, no. I would have fired my ass, too." As for his media blitz last spring, "I...read more

the Juggalos loved Charlie Sheen

If you don't know, Juggalos are fans of the Insane Clown Posse, and lots of them are dicks who get real brave and throw bottles and stuff but only when they can hide in a crowd. The Gathering of the Juggalos, a music festival founded by the Insane Clown Posse, was held this weekend, and for some reason Charlie Sheen was there to introduce some of the acts. Sheen probably assumed he was safe because he actually asked...read more

Charlie Sheens is dead and buried (on 'Men')

At any point during it's first 8 seasons, I could have described ‘Two And A Half Men' as being about as funny as a funeral. And now that's literally true, since that's how they're going to explain replacing Charlie Sheen with Ashton Kutcher. Deadline says... Charlie Sheen's character Charlie Harper is indeed dead and the season premiere will feature his funeral. Charlie's girlfriends will come back for the occasion,...read more

Sarah Hyland is gonna kill Charlie Sheen

Sarah Hyland was on back on the set of 'Modern Family' yesterday, and if Charlie Sheen is still stalking her like he was, I hope for her sake he doesn't see these pictures. Because she still looks 12 (even though she's 20) and now she's dressed like a cheerleader. They should replace her regular security with big mean armor plated bears just in case. (image source = pacific coast)read more