Dumped Charlie Sheen Fiancee Tries to Off Herself! I Don’t Know, Maybe

November 5, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

According to reports, the porn star Charlie Sheen dumped before a scheduled marriage this month was rushed to the hospital over the weekend to have her stomach pumped following an overdose. It’s unclear what Brett Rossi overdosed on. Leading speculation is either kale salad or prescription pharmaceuticals. If you’ve ever eaten too much fucking kale, […]


Charlie Sheen Is Lawsuit Prone

October 6, 2014 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Charlie Sheen is being sued by a dental assistant who he maybe grabbed her tits and told her he was  going to fucking kill her. She says Sheen was high on crack, which he says is ridiculous because crack is such a catchall term used by laymen who don’t understand the various rock cocaine options […]


Charlie Sheen Probably Not Sober

October 3, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Charlie Sheen admits he freaked out at his dentist office and flailed his arms around knocking over a bunch of shit, but says he was totally sober. Accept for an untold molehill of prescription meds he was taking for a supposed shoulder injury, but those drugs don’t count because they are taxed. A dental assistant […]


Charlie Sheen Has an Inkling

September 24, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Charlie Sheen wants to return to Two And A Half Men as his former character who was killed off after Sheen left the show due to cocaine and later on, even more cocaine. Before being fired, Sheen blasted the show as being contrite and dull, which led the producers to hire Ashton Kutcher as Sheen’s […]


Charlie Sheen Sold Denise Richards’ Home

May 28, 2014 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

Charlie Sheen‘s pursuit of his ex-wife’s unhappiness has jumped from threatening on Twitter to have her child support payments reduced to sending his lawyers in with boxes and a moving truck. According to Radar, Charlie and Brett Rossi want Denise Richards out of their gated community, so he went ahead and sold the house that […]


Rihanna And Charlie Sheen Aren’t Friends

May 27, 2014 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

Charlie Sheen still believes that he’s one of the most important people in the world, so if he walks into a restaurant and sees another celebrity that his fiancée, Brett Rossi, wants to meet, that celebrity better fucking comply, or else he will let them feel his wrath. Rihanna was the latest example last week, […]


Charlie Sheen’s Next Wife Is Still Married to Somebody Else

February 21, 2014 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Porn stars can be the most forgetful people. If it weren’t for their helpful cadre of drug-supplying personal assistants, they’d walk right outside with men still inside of them. You can’t blame Brett Rossi for forgetting that she was still married to some other dude when Charlie Sheen got down on one knee to find […]


Brett Rossi To Be The Next Future Ex-Mrs. Charlie Sheen

February 18, 2014 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

Dragon-blooded warlock Charlie Sheen is now officially engaged to his professionally gang-banged girlfriend, Brett Rossi. The Hot Shots: Part Deux star flew Rossi on a private jet to Hawaii to pop the question. The two have been mutually squeezing Charlie’s penis pump for a while and there were rumors that they had already gotten married a […]


Charlie Sheen Threatened Ashton Kutcher

February 8, 2014 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

Despite the fact that he’s collecting paycheck after paycheck on his own terrible show, Charlie Sheen is apparently still pissed off and bitter that Two and a Half Men moved on without him. Meanwhile, most of us are still pissed off and bitter that it ever existed in the first place. On Wednesday, Charlie Tweeted […]


Charlie Sheen May Be Married, Again

January 7, 2014 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

Charlie Sheen claims that he married his porn star girlfriend Brett Rossi but he may be lying. It all started when the former star of Hot Shots: Part Deux and that shitty Two and A Half Men show Tweeted a photo of him and Rossi visiting a famous mansion in Reykjavik, Iceland. It was there […]