Mindy McCready killed her dog then committed suicide

February 18, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Any sympathy I was going to fake for 37-year-old country singer Mindy McCready, who died yesterday in Heber Springs, Arkansas, after “what appears to be a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head” went right out the window with this Daily News headline… Troubled country music star Mindy McCready, 37, kills her dog and then commits […]


Whitney to be ‘celebrated’ at Clive Davis’ Grammy party

February 9, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Considering that Whitney Houston was found dead just house before Clive Davis’ annual Grammy party, in the same hotel where the party was being held, many thought he might cancel things this year. But this is Hollywood so fuck that. Instead they’re calling it a “celebration” of her life, a life where she ignored every […]


Justin Bieber is a murderer

January 3, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Are pictures of Justin Bieber worth dying for? Yes, but only if he’s the one dying in them. But a paparazzi died yesterday anyway while trying to take a picture of Justin Biebers white Ferrari after it was pulled over on Sepulveda Blvd in LA. If that gave you the impression that Bieber wasn’t actually […]


FOX News accidentally aired a live suicide today

September 29, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Just before 3:00pm ET today, Fox News began covering what seemed to be a routine car chase in Arizona. Police were in pursuit of a carjacker who, after hitting speeds of 110mph on the highway, pulled onto a winding dirt road, got out of the car, ran for a hundred yards or so, then shot […]


Michael Clarke Duncan has died

September 4, 2012 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Michael Clarke Duncan, the 6’5″, 300 pound giant who went from digging ditches for a natural gas company in his native Chicago to an Academy Award nominated actor, died yesterday at the Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in LA after complications from a heart attack he suffered on July 13. He was 54, and is surv-Wait that […]


Tony Scott has been cremated

August 28, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Tony¬†Scotts death certificate was released yesterday, though it will take a few more weeks to determine if he had brain cancer when he jumped off a bridge and killed himself. It did say that his wife had him cremated. Hopefully they laid him in the sun first to dry out. Otherwise he would have taken […]


afternoon headlines, with naked Brooke Hogan

August 22, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

TONY SCOTT – had his suicide filmed by several people who are trying to sell the footage. Inspiring “I Believe I Can Fly” song, not included. (guardian) JOHNNY DEPP – is being offered $95 million to star in ‘Pirates Of The Caribbean 5’, because ‘Pirates Of The Caribbean 4’ made $1.04 billion. Clearly Lindsay hasn’t […]


Tony Scotts family says he did not have brain cancer

August 21, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

The only good news yesterday about the suicide of director Tony Scott was the report that he had inoperable brain cancer, so instead of withering away in agony, he at least went out on his own terms, and he could stick his arms out and pretend to be Superman for a few seconds because that […]


afternoon headlines

August 21, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

KID ROCK – gave a house to a soldier who lost his leg in Afghanistan. In a related story, Lindsay Lohan gave hepatitis to a guy with heroin from Afghanistan. (radar) WAYNE BRADY – has apologized for a joke he told about Jeffrey Ross and Trig Palin, who has Downs syndrome, at the Roseanne Barr […]


Tony Scott had inoperable brain cancer

August 20, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

ABC News and People are reporting that director Tony Scott (‘Crimson Tide’, ‘True Romance’, ‘The Last Boy Scout’, ‘Days of Thunder’ and ‘Top Gun’ among others) had inoperable brain cancer when he committed suicide yesterday by jumping off a bridge in Long Beach. Witnesses told authorities that at around 12:35 p.m., (Scott) left his parked […]