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Mindy McCready killed her dog then committed suicide

Any sympathy I was going to fake for 37-year-old country singer Mindy McCready, who died yesterday in Heber Springs, Arkansas, after "what appears to be a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head" went right out the window with this Daily News headline... Troubled country music star Mindy McCready, 37, kills her dog and then commits suicide Why would you kill your dog, you awful bitch? Knowing she did that makes me...read more

Whitney to be 'celebrated' at Clive Davis' Grammy party

Considering that Whitney Houston was found dead just house before Clive Davis' annual Grammy party, in the same hotel where the party was being held, many thought he might cancel things this year. But this is Hollywood so fuck that. Instead they're calling it a "celebration" of her life, a life where she ignored every warning, got high for 30 years then overdosed and drowned. "Were going to keep that tradition and...read more

Justin Bieber is a murderer

Are pictures of Justin Bieber worth dying for? Yes, but only if he's the one dying in them. But a paparazzi died yesterday anyway while trying to take a picture of Justin Biebers white Ferrari after it was pulled over on Sepulveda Blvd in LA. If that gave you the impression that Bieber wasn't actually in the Ferrari at the time, you were correct, but the paparazzi thought he was and got out to take pictures, then was...read more

FOX News accidentally aired a live suicide today

Just before 3:00pm ET today, Fox News began covering what seemed to be a routine car chase in Arizona. Police were in pursuit of a carjacker who, after hitting speeds of 110mph on the highway, pulled onto a winding dirt road, got out of the car, ran for a hundred yards or so, then shot himself in the temple. And despite being on a 5-second delay, and Shepard Smiths obvious trepidation, the suicide was broadcast....read more

Michael Clarke Duncan has died

Michael Clarke Duncan, the 6'5", 300 pound giant who went from digging ditches for a natural gas company in his native Chicago to an Academy Award nominated actor, died yesterday at the Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in LA after complications from a heart attack he suffered on July 13. He was 54, and is surv-Wait that dude was 54? Holy crap. He looked better at 54 than me at 24. Oh I am so fucked. Tom Hanks, who starred...read more

Tony Scott has been cremated

TonyScotts death certificate was released yesterday, though it will take a few more weeks to determine if he had brain cancer when he jumped off a bridge and killed himself. It did say that his wife had him cremated. Hopefully they laid him in the sun first to dry out. Otherwise he would have taken like a week to burn, and you can forget about roasting marshmallows with all that smoke. (source = entertainment weekly)read more

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TONY SCOTT - had his suicide filmed by several people who are trying to sell the footage. Inspiring "I Believe I Can Fly" song, not included. (guardian) JOHNNY DEPP - is being offered $95 million to star in 'Pirates Of The Caribbean 5', because 'Pirates Of The Caribbean 4' made $1.04 billion. Clearly Lindsay hasn't figured out that these are about a bisexual drunk who steals or else she would have sued by now. (the...read more

Tony Scotts family says he did not have brain cancer

The only good news yesterday about the suicide of director Tony Scott was the report that he had inoperable brain cancer, so instead of withering away in agony, he at least went out on his own terms, and he could stick his arms out and pretend to be Superman for a few seconds because that would be fun. Oh, but now the LA Times is here to say fuck you and your silver lining. The Los Angeles County coroner's office said...read more

afternoon headlines

KID ROCK - gave a house to a soldier who lost his leg in Afghanistan. In a related story, Lindsay Lohan gave hepatitis to a guy with heroin from Afghanistan. (radar) WAYNE BRADY - has apologized for a joke he told about Jeffrey Ross and Trig Palin, who has Downs syndrome, at the Roseanne Barr Comedy Central Roast. "People hate you, especially Sarah Palin because you remind her of what Trig is going to look like when...read more

Tony Scott had inoperable brain cancer

ABC News and People are reporting that director Tony Scott ('Crimson Tide', 'True Romance', 'The Last Boy Scout', 'Days of Thunder' and 'Top Gun' among others) had inoperable brain cancer when he committed suicide yesterday by jumping off a bridge in Long Beach. Witnesses told authorities that at around 12:35 p.m., (Scott) left his parked Toyota Prius on the Vincent Thomas Bridge, scaled an 8- to 10-ft.-high fence and...read more

Andy Griffith died this morning

NBC is reporting that Hollywood legend Andy Griffith died around 7am this morning at his home in North Carolina. No cause of death is known at this time. He was 86. Though he had a long and respected career as an actor, he may mostly be remembered for his effortless charm and his starring roles in 'It's A Wonderful Life' and 'The Beverly Hillbillies'. Unless that was someone else, in which case he won't.read more

MCA of the Beastie Boys has died

Adam Yauch, better known as MCA of the Beastie Boys, died today of cancer. He was 47. AOL says... Fours years ago on July 20, 2009, Yauch announced he had been diagnosed with a cancerous tumor in his parotid gland, located in the mouth. In August 2009, he underwent surgery to remove the tumor in his glands. Earlier this year, reports that the veteran rhymer were cancer-free surfaced, however, Yauch dismissed the news...read more

Dick Clark died today

Dick Clark had a heart attack and died today while at St. Johns Hospital in LA, where he arrived yesterday for what was expected to be a routine outpatient procedure. He was 82. Unfortunately, as you can tell by the 1400 word obituary the Associated Press was sitting on and how he looked this year on his 'New Years Rockin Eve' show, this was not unexpected and Clark has been in declining health since a stroke in 2004....read more

Whitney left everything/nothing to her daughter

Hopefully Bobby Brown wasn't expecting any kind of a windfall when Whitney Houston died, because her will was filed today in Atlanta, and Inside Edition says she left literally everything to their 19-year-old daughter. Bobbi Kristina gets everything: all of Houston's money, furniture, clothing, personal effects, jewelry, and cars. ?The money will be placed in a trust until Bobbi Kristina turns 21. She gets more money...read more

Whitney had a premonition of her death. Gee you don’t say.

In September of 2001 there was a rumor that Whitney Houston had died of a drug overdose (which seemed reasonable because she overdosed twice the year before), and it became so prevalent that her publicist even had to issue an official denial. Point being, Whitney Houston was high as fuck, non-stop, for at least 12 years. So, yeah. You don't exactly have to be Spider-Man to anticipate some sort of danger on the...read more