its michael jacksons 911 call

Although difficult to understand at times, the call from the ambulance to the hospital that pronounced Michael Jackson dead on June 25th has leaked online, which is bad news for Dr. Conrad Murray, who claimed Jackson was only a little bit dead when the paramedics took... read more

brittany murphy could have been saved

The LA County Coroner has determined that Brittany Murphy died on Dec. 20 at the age of 32 due to pneumonia and an iron deficiency anemia exacerbated by multiple drug intoxication. A toxicology report detailing what those drugs might have been is complete but won't be... read more

detective handsome has cracked the case

Simon Monjack announced yesterday that he will file a wrongful death lawsuit against Warner Brothers, claiming they killed his wife Brittany Murphy by firing her from ‘Happy Feet 2'. He told the press… "Does anyone here know … how to get the lids off these pudding cups?... read more

now tila is :(

Grief sure is a roller coaster. Yesterday, just 5 days after her girlfriend died, Tila Tequila was on her lawn, flashing her boobs and smiling as she posed for pictures in front of the paparazzi. And lots of people made fun of her for it. But then later she was crying.... read more

fuck you ashton kutcher

Ashton Kutcher dated Brittany Murphy for almost two years, and they never went public with it but they might have even been engaged before breaking up in 2003, so when the shocking news of her untimely death broke yesterday, he composed himself long enough to write a... read more

1977 - 2009

Brittany Murphy died of a heart attack this morning. She was just 32 years old. The New York Daily News writes: She went into full cardiac arrest early Sunday and could not be revived. The Los Angeles City Fire Department got a call from the home of Murphy's husband... read more

miley cyrus is the angel of death

A tour bus that was one of four transporting Miley Cyrus and her crew during her current tour drifted off the road and overturned this morning near Richmond, Va. Amazingly the driver was the lone fatality. Nine others on board had minor injuries. Miley was not on the bus... read more

afternoon headlines

OPRAH WINFREY - had Charla Nash as a guest on her show yesterday. She's the woman from Connecticut who had her face and hands bitten off by a pet monkey last year. It's hard to describe what she looks like now, so just scream at the top of your lungs. There. She looks... read more

gaga is so ugly its now literally killed someone

I've never punched a woman in the stomach before, but I shouldn't brag because I've also never been within striking distance of Lady GaGa. Those two facts are almost certainly related. That she's friends with Perez makes her punchable all by itself, but even without that... read more

anna nicole smith: murderer!

When Anna Nicole Smith married oil-millionaire Howard Marshall in 1994, she was 26 and he was 89. He died just about one year later, no doubt smiling. This began the legal fight for his fortune, estimated at around 550M.  Marshalls son, not unreasonably, thought Smith... read more

morning headlines

JASMINE FIORE – model mayhem is terrific, but it might be time to take Jasmines profile down. Especially since her last post said "please shoot me". I wasn't even looking for this and found it, despite only browsing around for 10 minutes. Well, under an hour at least. 1... read more

1952 - 2009

In January of 2008, Patrick Swayze was diagnosed with Stage IV pancreatic cancer. Stage IV is the final of the five stages (0,1,2,3,4), meaning the cancer had already spread to other organs. Given just weeks to survive, he continued to travel with his wife of 34 years,... read more