Michael has beenb laid top rest

The program made it clear that the funeral for Michael Jackson would begin promptly at 7, good news for people like 77-year-old Elizabeth Taylor as they waited around in the blazing California heat. Just 90 minutes later the Jackson family arrived and the service began. Gladys Knight sang the hymn, "Our Father" and Michaels three children placed a bejeweled crown on his golden casket, a crown that Joe would later...read more

Michael will be buried today. Maybe.

Michael Jackson died on June 25th, and it may seem odd that his family hasn't buried him yet, but remember this: the Jacksons are a bunch of fucking retards. But now, just 71 days after his death, MSNBC says today may be the day. Michael Jackson's burial will finally take place at Glendale Forest Lawn Memorial Park on Thursday. He'll be laid to rest near many of his longtime heroes, such as Walt Disney and Nat King...read more

Nicole Richie is sad or something

DJ AM was laid to rest yesterday at Hillside Memorial Park in Los Angeles. A small private funeral service was held for close friends and family, with Travis Barker the only celebrity on hand. There was someone I thought was Scott Caan but now I can't tell. I like to call him "Not Caan". I didn't see any pictures of Nicole Richie, who dated AM for two years and they were even engaged before breaking up in 2006. But...read more

This seems inappropriate

Kat Von D did this tattoo of DJ AM for some dude as a tribute and of course the dude who got it put it on twitter because every thing must be twittered and 'pix or it didn't happen'. I don't know how people survived before this. It had to be sheer pandemonium when you could only guess what your girlfriends sister thought of her salad. Back on point, hopefully it's just the swelling but AM sort of looks like he's...read more

DJ AM died of an overdose

The death of DJ AM is unofficially being considered an overdose, not a suicide, but let's dogpile onto the sadness because the reason he was taking so many drugs was because he became addicted to the anti-anxiety medicine Xanax, and this led to a relapse into other drugs. Xanax was prescribed to him because he had to fly all over the world for his job, and he developed a near crippling anxiety over flying after he was...read more

DJ AM has died

Adam Goldstein, more commonly known as DJ AM, was found dead this afternoon in New York City from an apparent drug overdose. He was 36-years-old. Here's a rough time line of the events so far: - at around 5pm, a male friend who hadn't been able to reach him went to AMs apartment. - when the friend arrived, AM could be seen lying motionless on the floor. - 911 was called at 5:23pm. - the New York City Fire Department...read more

Michaels death ruled a homicide

Hey did you hear that Michael Jackson died? No for real. And today the Los Angeles County coroner officially ruled his death a homicide, saying a lethal dose of the sedative propofol directly caused his death. In part the statement said: "Cause of death was established as acute propofol intoxication. Other conditions contributing to death: benzodiazepine. The drugs propofol and Lorazepam were found to be the primary...read more

Billy Mays really loved drugs

The toxicology report for Billy Mays, who died on June 28th, has been released, and according to TMZ he had the following drugs in his system when he died: Hydrocodone (Vicodin), Oxycodone (painkiller), Alprazolam (Xanax), Nordiazepam (Valium), Temazepam (anti-anxiety), alcohol and Benzoylecgonine (a byproduct of cocaine). As you remember, Billy Mayes was the infomercial guy who was always smiling and screaming and...read more

Cause of death is almost official

After much speculation, law enforcement officials say there is essentially no doubt that Michael Jackson was killed by Dr. Conrad Murray after he injected Jackson with a lethal cocktail of powerful sedatives. The AP says... ...the type of sedatives Dr. Murray gave Jackson were benzodiazepines, often used to calm patients before surgery. Murray told investigators the doses were within normal medical guidelines, said...read more