Linda Hogan has a new book called “Wrestling the Hulk: My Life Against The Ropes”, and in the prologue she talks about why she left Hulk Hogan, how she “summoned the courage to take the first step toward happiness”, and how she hopes her story will inspire other women, “to move on in their own lives.”
There’s nothing in the prologue about why she still calls herself Linda Hogan still even though they divorced 4 years ago or why she’s posing in a wrestling ring for the cover of a book about how she wanted to have her own life away from the wrestler, but it didn’t mention this seemingly relevant aspect of Hulks life either.
(Linda) appeared on Matty P’s Radio Happy Hour when the host went through a series of questions culled from fan emails; at one point, he asked Linda if Hulk and Brutus Beefcake carried on “an intimate relationship.”
“Wow, I don’t know how to answer this, so I don’t end up getting a lawsuit,” she said, laughing. “A little bird told me, ‘Yes they think they did.’”
What a lucky coincidence that Matty P’s Radio Happy Hour asked his ones of listeners for questions and then an anonymous email named the specific person Hulk Hogan had a gay affair with! I mean, case closed. Even Hulk himself would have to admit that this kind of thing would be impossible to fake.
Holly Madison grabbed a bikini and a flag and spent the 4th at the MGM in Vegas, and thank God she did because the only other person who did anything patriotic in a bikini this weekend was Linda Hogan. Which means, if not for Holly, you would have clicked on here and seen this.
It’s okay to cry, by the way. You don’t have to act tough to impress me. I did too, monsters are scary, there’s nothing unmanly about it.
Linda Hogan says her daughter Brooke bes’ stop lyin about her, or else she’ll face some vague, poorly-thought-out retribution. OK magazine says…
The Hogan family has been going back and forth lately, with Brooke Hogan laying accusations of drug use at her mother Linda Hogan’s door. Linda then responded by saying her daughter had breast implants, among other things … “[If] Brooke continues to spew lies on behalf of her father’s lame attempt to distance himself from the reality that he is no different from the homicidal OJ Simpson, [Linda's new boyfriend] will be forced to put aside his paramedic/firefighting career path and release an album called ‘Redemption’ which will easily surpass any of Brooke’s records sales.”
I’m not really positive that selling more records than Brooke Hogan would give anyone bragging rights over anyone else. Those dogs who bark Jingle Bells and the Spooky Halloween Sounds cd at Hallmark probably sell more than Brooke too. It would be like bragging about beating Lindsay at a drug test.
UNSEXY UPDATE 2 - k, so the Jamie Chung pics were, um, “taken down by request.” The part about bigshot photographer Randall Slavin still stands though.
It takes a previously undiscovered level of dumb to call 911 to say you feel threatened because someone is outside your house, and then tell the operator you’re in the car stalking the person who was supposed to be stalking you as he drives away. Hey guess what Linda Hogan did this weekend?
Linda: He’s been ordered away because he’s threatened my life before and I don’t want him around I’m shaking, I’m following him until he leaves.
911: Okay, you said he left, or he is leaving?
Linda: Yeah he left, I’m following him right now.
911: Why are you following him?
Linda: I don’t know
911: Stop following him!
I think when you’re this dumb, you can be declared legally dead. I’m gonna have to look into this. With the right paperwork, we might be able to bury her.
After 24 years of marriage, Linda Hogan has filed to divorce Hulk Hogan. Awesomely, Hulk didn't know until he was told by a reporter for the St. Petersburg Times Friday night. People says:
He thanked the reporter for the "great information" then called back five minutes later to say, "I'm kind of shocked. You caught me off-guard. My wife has been in California for about three weeks. … Holy smokes. Wow, you just knocked the bottom out of me. … I just pulled over to the side of the road for five minutes to find out what was going on here."
Hulk Hogan screamed at me all through childhood about prayer and taking my vitamins, and pretty much spent more time raising me than my parents, so this is pretty sad. Especially since this stupid article reminds me that Hulk is actually Terry Gene Bollea, age 53. It's pretty disheartening to know your childhood hero is old and has a queer name. It might as well say Snuggle Bunny Bollea, age 1400.
When Nick Hogan was in a brutal car crash on August 26th, a crash that has left his friend John Graziano in a coma ever since, Nick Hogans mom came out and said all the right things about how awful street racing is and how this was all sad and shit. Which is not to be confused with what she said when a guy asked her to streetrace her Mercedes S600 two years ago, in a DVD called "Vehicular Lunatics". Then she said, "Yeeeaahhhhh, wooooo! Lets Kick It!" ABC News in Tampa says:
One "Extra" on the DVD is called "Street Racing With Linda Hogan."
At one point, Linda is seen alongside another car. Her daughter, Brooke is her passenger. Brooke says to the men in the adjacent car, "Wanna race?" One of the men replies, "Yeah! We love racing you! On three." Brooke replies, "Let's do this. Alright." Then Linda says "Let's kick it."
Nick and his father are also seen in the documentary.
Two years later, 17 year old Nick is charged with felony reckless driving after a crash leaves a friend in a coma, and after Nick was pulled over four times for speeding. At one point in the documentary, his mother was asked how she feels about street racing.
Her answer: "Oh, I love it. I love it. The rush, the speed on the road, stereo blasting, heart-pounding, racing in between all the cars, dodging the cops. It's awesome."
Wow, what a cool mom. Too bad the video cuts off where it does, we probably missed Linda's pep talk about the smooth refreshing taste of Budweiser and her showing Brooke some tips on how to suck a guy off.
