Matt Lauer Was A Ladies’ Man

December 8, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Everything about this situation is sloppy. At Lauer’s age he should have had a vasectomy, not secret children. 


Matt Lauer Sorry, But Also Not Sorry (VIDEO)

November 30, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

NBC’s formerly popular morning show Today is the end all be all place for boxed wine-fueled housewives to get their hot tips on how to use garlic… in desserts? Stay tuned for this and more brain dead dribble. And anyone tragic enough to follow the program over the past few decades knows that the long-time face of the show Matt Lauer is a real piece of shit. In fact, the more you read about him, the more you will genuinely hate him, which is why people don’t seem too torn up about the explosive sexual assault allegations being throw his way. 


Katie Couric Once Said Matt Lauer Pinched Her Ass “A Lot”

November 29, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Matt Lauer is the latest Hollywood insider to be taken down for previous handsy action, just yesterday getting the boot from Today for what NBC News stated was “inappropriate sexual behavior in the workplace.” Only one official complaint has been filed, but NBC News also added: “We were also presented with reason to believe this may not have been an isolated incident.” While everything from doting eye contact to awkward hotel masturbation to statutory rape has been conflated as “sexual assault” or “inappropriate sexual behavior” – leaving us to wonder what, exactly, men like Lauer were up to – we now know from a 2012 clip uncovered by TMZ that former Today cohost Katie Couric was physically touched by Lauer in the form of then hilarious, now dead ass serious, ass pinching. 


Lena Dunham Kills With ‘Penis’ Drop (VIDEO)

February 14, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Lena Dunham can’t stop being an edgy provocateur. It would be like asking a whale to walk on land. Literally in this case. 


Pete Carroll Nearly Repentent (VIDEO)

February 6, 2015 | video | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

It’s important to realize Pete Carroll would be lying in a shallow grave right now if the U.S. were any of the seventeen assorted South American dictatorships. After staying inside for four days and wondering why he just ordered the salmon pizza for delivery, why he put his hand on his buddy’s wife’s knee that one […]


Matt Lauer Needs His Fucking Helo

September 5, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

As part of his new Today extension, NBC has agreed to pay for Matt Lauer to helicopter back and forth to his house in the Hamptons. It’s unclear how often this is happening, but many feel it’s like hitting a meth pipe. Even once is too many. Lauer downplays his chic lifestyle, claiming the Hamptons are […]


Carmen Electra Wears Baywatch Swimsuit For The Today Show

November 1, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Carmen Electra is known for being the hot lifeguard replacement to Pam Anderson on Baywatch and for having sex with Dave Navarro, Dennis Rodman, and Tommy Lee. She chose wisely to dress up as the former for Halloween this year. The Today Show will not put you on camera if your costume consists of being […]


Paula Deen Told The Today Show That She’s Sorry (VIDEO)

June 26, 2013 | video | Brendon| 0 Comments

Paula Deen appeared on The Today Show this morning to talk about the fallout of her reported use of the N-word, and how it has affected her personally. She told Matt Lauer that she has been exhausted since everyone found out that she admitted to using racial slurs, according to the deposition she gave for […]


Man Stabs Himself at the Today Show

June 7, 2013 | News | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Apparently, the man had no real gripes or complaints or history of mental illness. He just could not fucking stand banal chatter between heavily made-up NBC anchors on the portico of Rockefeller Center. Just kidding. He was pissed at the IRS and the government for ruining his life. Just like the rest of the loons […]


Rosie O’Donnell actually said something smart

April 24, 2012 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

Rosie O’Donnell finally found a way to make her opinions seem well thought out and reasonable; by going on the Today show with the peerlessly stupid Star Jones and Donny Deutsch and discussing Lindsay Lohan. When Matt Lauer asked about Lindsay (finally) being cast to play Elizabeth Taylor, O’Donnell said: “I feel very sorry for […]