Rosie O’Donnell actually said something smart

By brendon April 24, 2012 @ 1:15 PM

Rosie O’Donnell finally found a way to make her opinions seem well thought out and reasonable; by going on the Today show with the peerlessly stupid Star Jones and Donny Deutsch and discussing Lindsay Lohan.

When Matt Lauer asked about Lindsay (finally) being cast to play Elizabeth Taylor, O’Donnell said:

“I feel very sorry for her. I think she needs a lot of help. She needs a lot of time away.”
“I don’t think she’s right for the role, and I don’t think she’s capable at this point of doing what’s needed to portray that character,’’ she said. “I think the interest level in her has waned significantly.’’
Deutsch then declared that Lohan has the potential to be the Elizabeth Taylor of this generation, on and off-screen.
“You’re out of your mind,’’ Rosie replied.

Elizabeth Taylor became famous because she was a fantastic actress and beautiful beyond measure. Lindsay Lohan became famous because she had big tits when she was 16. Even during her prime she was constantly high, and since then she’s only noteworthy for getting arrested. She actually has way more in common with Lawrence Taylor than Elizabeth Taylor.

Lindsay Lohan went on the Today show, lied her ass off

By brendon February 29, 2012 @ 6:45 PM

The Today show had a preview of the Lindsay Lohan interview that will air tomorrow, and in keeping with the tradition of Lohan women, Lindsay will apparently just tell a bunch of lies the whole time.

For example, when Matt Lauer asked if she can go to parties or clubs now without the temptation to drink or get high, she said:

“I don’t. I mean, I probably could, but that’s not my thing anymore. I went out actually a few months ago with a friend and I was so uncomfortable. Not because I felt tempted. Just because it was just the same thing that it always was before. It just wasn’t fun for me. I have become more of a home body and I like it.”

Of course this is pretty much what Lindsay always says just before getting arrested again (like when she filmed the VMA sketch chastising Chelsea Handler for drinking 5 days before admitting on twitter that she’d failed numerous drug tests), and she didn’t tell Lauer about getting drunk and going to any party that will have her, and sneaking in to the ones that won’t, and when she says she mostly stays at “home” these days, she means Chateau Marmont, the hotel where Jim Belushi died and the center of Hollywoods hardcore party scene for decades.

But, whatever, because then Lauer asked if the death of Whitney Houston registered with her on a personal level. First she look perplexed, then befuddled, then sleepy, and then she said:

“(long pause)
I don’t…
(long pause)
Not… not really. I wouldn’t like to… I don’t want to go there. That’s kind of a scary, morbid thing to discuss.”

Actually that was her second answer. Her first answer was, “Who’s Whitney Houston?”

Ryan Seacrest might be the new Today show host

By brendon December 08, 2011 @ 11:55 AM

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For the first time in 15 years, NBC needs to find a new male anchor for ‘Today’, since the always likeable Matt Lauer will step down when his contract ends at the end of next year.

Among NBCs top choices to replace him is Ryan Seacrest, who, according to this mornings Hollywood Reporter, had an informal meeting with the network this week to talk about it.

The move is already controversial however because Lauer was a real journalist, something that apparently gave Todays segments about cats in Halloween costumes real credibility.

(image source of seacrest and his girlfriend julianne hough, who is boring in every way, backstage at ‘dancing with the stars’ last month = fame)

Thursday headlines, with romance and danger!

By brendon June 23, 2011 @ 2:19 PM

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LINDSAY LOHANS PUBLICIST- is upset that someone sold a picture of an open wine bottle at Lindsays house because he would have paid more for it and her current drinking, “never would have been an issue.” Because if I can’t see the problem, there is no problem. That’s what I tell girls when they claim I got them pregnant too. (e!)

EMMA STONE AND ANDREW GARFIELD - are now dating. I bet she made him lasagna. (ny post)

DANIEL RADCLIFF – is on Broadway these days starring in ‘How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying’, but last nights performance was cancelled because a 29-year-old stagehand died of cardiac arrest, the result of a drug overdose, right before the curtain went up. He should have asked Daniel about that Horcrux thing. (ny times)

MATT LAUER – flew from NY to LA on Tuesday to interview Lindsay Lohan, but then she locked herself in her bedroom and refused to do the interview she already agreed to for less than $100,000. This must be some of that dedication to hard work she’s so committed to now. (page six)

ALYSSA CAMPANELLA – is in New York doing promotion this week, which is nice because I keep forgetting that our current Miss USA is a hot ass ginger. Fuck you, Canada! (splash and wenn)

Matt Lauer wants to know if the size of the package is important

By brendon November 30, 2010 @ 2:23 PM








Matt Lauer may be a respected journalist and well liked host of the Today Show, but he’s a guy first, so this morning when he was talking to an attractive lady about grocery shopping, and he asked, “So the size of the package is very important?”, and then she adamantly agrees that yes, the size of the package IS important, VERY important, he started to giggle.

Because it’s funny. Hehehe. “Package”.

And it didn’t help when she started talking about boxes. She might as well have licked her lips and asked if he thought his big package would fit inside a tight box. That chick is a real slut. Jeez lady, keep your pants on.

Dina Lohan is a liar. Also a complete c*nt.

By brendon August 13, 2010 @ 3:54 PM

Dina Lohan lies from start to finish every single day, and this morning on the Today show was no exception. The most insulting part was in the 22 second clip above, when she said Lindsay had only been in a drug rehab twice, and then smirked condescendingly at Matt Lauer because he thought she had been there 4 times.

He was under that impression because 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 equals 4.

1. On January 17th, 2007 she checked into Wonderland (fox).
2. On May 28th, 2007 she checked into Promises (e!).
3. On August 6th, 2007 she checked into Cirque Lodge (msnbc)
4. On August 2nd, 2010, she checked into UCLA (nydn).

Actually it would be 5 if you count when she checked into Pickford Lots sober-living facility on July 15th, 2010. (x17)

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