Matt Lauer’s Marriage Finally Getting The Divorce It Deserves

April 25, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Annette Roque’s nuts have finally dropped and she’s following through with divorcing Matt Lauer. That’s some courage you couldn’t find even if you walked the entire yellow brick road. Matt earned this divorce but the final decision to end... READ MORE

Matt Lauer Was A Ladies’ Man

December 8, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Everything about this situation is sloppy. At Lauer’s age he should have had a vasectomy, not secret children. 


Matt Lauer Sorry, But Also Not Sorry (VIDEO)

November 30, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

NBC's formerly popular morning show Today is the end all be all place for boxed wine-fueled housewives to get their hot tips on how to use garlic... in desserts? Stay tuned for this and more brain dead dribble. And anyone tragic enough... READ MORE

Katie Couric Once Said Matt Lauer Pinched Her Ass “A Lot”

November 29, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Matt Lauer is the latest Hollywood insider to be taken down for previous handsy action, just yesterday getting the boot from Today for what NBC News stated was “inappropriate sexual behavior in the workplace.” Only one official complaint has been filed,... READ MORE

Lena Dunham Kills With ‘Penis’ Drop (VIDEO)

February 14, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Lena Dunham can't stop being an edgy provocateur. It would be like asking a whale to walk on land. Literally in this case. 


Pete Carroll Nearly Repentent (VIDEO)

February 6, 2015 | video | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

It’s important to realize Pete Carroll would be lying in a shallow grave right now if the U.S. were any of the seventeen assorted South American dictatorships. After staying inside for four days and wondering why he just ordered the... READ MORE

Matt Lauer Needs His Fucking Helo

September 5, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

As part of his new Today extension, NBC has agreed to pay for Matt Lauer to helicopter back and forth to his house in the Hamptons. It’s unclear how often this is happening, but many feel it’s like hitting a... READ MORE

Carmen Electra Wears Baywatch Swimsuit For The Today Show

November 1, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Carmen Electra is known for being the hot lifeguard replacement to Pam Anderson on Baywatch and for having sex with Dave Navarro, Dennis Rodman, and Tommy Lee. She chose wisely to dress up as the former for Halloween this... READ MORE

Paula Deen Told The Today Show That She’s Sorry (VIDEO)

June 26, 2013 | video | editor| 0 Comments

Paula Deen appeared on The Today Show this morning to talk about the fallout of her reported use of the N-word, and how it has affected her personally. She told Matt Lauer that she has been exhausted since everyone... READ MORE

Man Stabs Himself at the Today Show

June 7, 2013 | News | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Apparently, the man had no real gripes or complaints or history of mental illness. He just could not fucking stand banal chatter between heavily made-up NBC anchors on the portico of Rockefeller Center. Just kidding. He was pissed at... READ MORE