People have been saying lately that Reggie Bush’s new girlfriend Melissa Molinaro is a mirror image of his ex, Kim Kardashian, but here she is at the dog park and people must be using that now as a polite way to say someone has a big ass. She sorta does sometimes, but not really. I don’t mean to brag but I’m pretty sure I know what Kim Kardashian looks like.
Kim Kardashian of course used to date Reggie Bush, who plays for the New Orleans Saints, but they broke up about 3 months ago and after that she was reportedly dating a few big time soccer players. Now she’s back to football players, but the new guy isn’t as famous as Reggie, and he doesn’t have one of these either. Advantage: Reggie. Going down on Kim must be like licking some old pennies because you know that freak had Reggie shove that ring in her. Us magazine says…
(Kim) cuddled up with Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Miles Austin, 26, at Casa Vega in L.A.’s Sherman Oaks. “They sat in the back drinking margaritas,” says a witness.
A source says Kardashian, 29, is taking things slowly. “They are dating,” says a source close to her, “but she doesn’t want to rush anything.” Another Kardashian friend tells Us, “Kim wants to date someone who gets her busy lifestyle.”
Considering the Saints won the Superbowl last year, this could be a good luck charm for the Cowboys. They’ll really be in luck if Tony Romo wakes up tomorrow and magically knows how to play quarterback and stops getting his receivers spiked into the ground like they were fucking lawn darts. I bet they’d really appreciate that.
04.16.2010 friday afternoon headlines
KIM KARDASHIAN - is bare ass naked in an un-retouched photo for Bazaar magazine (hq full size here). I hope she does Playboy again. Because I liked seeing her naked. Especially her boobs. I hope my insight into this matter has answered any questions you may have had. (us magazine)
KIM KARDASHIAN - is dating soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo, who is a nice contrast to her ex boyfriend Reggie Bush. In the sense that he’s clearly super super off-the-charts gay. (OK magazine)
KEIFER SUTHERLAND - was thrown out of a London strip club late Wednesday night, with no shirt on, by 4 bouncers, for “disorderly conduct.” IT WAS A FUCKING WEDNESDAY. God that dude is cool. (ny post)
(UPDATE!) WHY IS - a video picture set of a cute girl getting stoned off her ass so compelling to watch? It’s one of lifes greatest mysteries, that neither science nor religion has yet to answer. (you tube htgb)
SOPHIE MUNK - had her car broken into in Beverly Hills. So she called the cops and then posed for pictures in skin tight leather pants. It’s one of the few police reports you’d be able to jack off to.
January Gessert is the waitress at Red Rock on Sunset who reportedly had an affair with Reggie Bush, which led to his breakup with Kim Kardashian. But today her attorney Gloria Alred held a press conference so January could deny all this.
None of that is important or interesting of course, for now at least, I just like the way she pumps her arms when she walks like one of the Bushwackers. Maybe she can do sum wrasslin!
03.30.2010 kim got dumped because of the sex tape
According to Kim Kardashian, she broke up with Reggie Bush because he wasn’t ready to settle down and get married, but consider this: women are black hearted monsters and they lie.
Kim Kardashian was dumped by Reggie Bush because of her sex tape.
“Reggie’s mom just could not get over the fact that Kim had a sex tape. Reggie and his family are very conservative, and he told Kim that a marriage is never going to happen between them because of the tape.”
Kim is said to regret the video more than ever now as she believes she would still be with Reggie, 25, if it had never been made public.
“She’s still crazy about him. If she didn’t have the sex tape, she could have been Mrs. Bush.”
I like Reggie but his mom sounds like a horrible person. She just wants to censor independent filmmakers like Kim, to stop them from expressing their opinion about love. Why don’t you go back to Russia bitch. If a hot girl wants to get naked and film it while she has sex, I may not like it either but her voice has a right to be heard.
(image source = splash news online and wenn)
03.26.2010 kim kardashian is dating already
Back in June someone told me that Reggie Bush was cheating on Kim Kardashian with a receptionist at East Jefferson Hospital in New Orleans, so the new rumor that he slept with a waitress from Red Rock on Sunset sort of fits that same mold. But before anyone starts thinking he’s a prick they should know the reason for him and Kim drifting apart was that he hated always being in the spotlight. All she wanted to do was get her picture taken. All he wanted to do was be with his girlfriend.
Also she can’t be to torn up because she’s already hooking up with someone new, a soccer player named Wayne Bridge. The Sun says…
Bridge, 29, bumped into the busty telly babe in a Miami club’s VIP area (and) the pair have been swapping texts ever since and plan to meet when Kim flies to London next week.
A pal of the Manchester City ace said last night: “They met while Wayne was cheering himself up on a lads’ night out and got on like a house on fire.
“They exchanged texts, have been in touch ever since and will be hooking up when Kim comes to the UK.
“It’s early days but she’s certainly put a smile back on Wayne’s face as she’s great fun and absolutely gorgeous. He’s looking forward to catching up when she’s in town.”
Well it does seem like her type. Another rich and famous athlete. Girls like guys like this because they have lots of power and respect. That’s why I’m building a doomsday device. Being able to wipe certain countries off the map will be nice, but just think of the pussy.
(image source = splash news online)
