Reggie Bush And Not Kim Kardashian Took Their Kid To Lunch

By Travis February 21, 2014 @ 10:00 AM

Ever since Kim Kardashian krapped out Kanye West’s directional daughter, people have forgotten all about how she used to have sex with Reggie Bush before anyone really gave a shit about her. That’s probably a good thing for Reggie, because that means we’ll all focus on how average he is at football instead of talking about his personal life. But every once in a while, he’s spotted out in Los Angeles with his girlfriend and mother of his daughter, Lilit Avagyan, like he was yesterday, and we’re reminded that this girl looks exactly like Kim Kardashian. He probably just has a specific type, but holy shit that has to make Kim feel like her vagina is made of rich velvet and smells like fresh laundry.

Photo Credits: Michael Wright/WENN.com

are Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush back together

By brendon February 14, 2012 @ 4:58 PM

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Miami Dolphins fans better hope this goes to hell quick because Reggie Bush just had the best season of his career, unlike the first time he and Kim Kardashian dated, when all he did was run into the back of his lineman and then fall down.

Amid reports last weekend that Kim Kardashian reunited over lunch at the Beverly Hills Hotel with ex-boyfriend Reggie Bush, a source tells PEOPLE that the two are just friends – at least for now.
“They don’t know what will happen,” the source says. “They’re taking it slow. They love each other so much and miss each other, but their relationship is so complicated.”

And yes, the banner picture is Kardashian and Britney Spears with Sir Richard Brandon. Together at last. They must have so much to talk about.

Kim Kardashian 2 is disappointing

By brendon June 28, 2011 @ 1:44 PM

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People have been saying lately that Reggie Bush’s new girlfriend Melissa Molinaro is a mirror image of his ex, Kim Kardashian, but here she is at the dog park and people must be using that now as a polite way to say someone has a big ass. She sorta does sometimes, but not really. I don’t mean to brag but I’m pretty sure I know what Kim Kardashian looks like.

kim kardashian is dating another football player

By brendon June 23, 2010 @ 5:19 PM

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Kim Kardashian of course used to date Reggie Bush, who plays for the New Orleans Saints, but they broke up about 3 months ago and after that she was reportedly dating a few big time soccer players. Now she’s back to football players, but the new guy isn’t as famous as Reggie, and he doesn’t have one of these either. Advantage: Reggie. Going down on Kim must be like licking some old pennies because you know that freak had Reggie shove that ring in her. Us magazine says…

(Kim) cuddled up with Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Miles Austin, 26, at Casa Vega in L.A.’s Sherman Oaks. “They sat in the back drinking margaritas,” says a witness.
A source says Kardashian, 29, is taking things slowly. “They are dating,” says a source close to her, “but she doesn’t want to rush anything.” Another Kardashian friend tells Us, “Kim wants to date someone who gets her busy lifestyle.”

Considering the Saints won the Superbowl last year, this could be a good luck charm for the Cowboys. They’ll really be in luck if Tony Romo wakes up tomorrow and magically knows how to play quarterback and stops getting his receivers spiked into the ground like they were fucking lawn darts. I bet they’d really appreciate that.

friday afternoon headlines

By brendon April 16, 2010 @ 7:23 PM

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KIM KARDASHIAN - is bare ass naked in an un-retouched photo for Bazaar magazine (hq full size here). I hope she does Playboy again. Because I liked seeing her naked. Especially her boobs. I hope my insight into this matter has answered any questions you may have had. (us magazine)

KIM KARDASHIAN - is dating soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo, who is a nice contrast to her ex boyfriend Reggie Bush. In the sense that he’s clearly super super off-the-charts gay. (OK magazine)

KEIFER SUTHERLAND - was thrown out of a London strip club late Wednesday night, with no shirt on, by 4 bouncers, for “disorderly conduct.” IT WAS A FUCKING WEDNESDAY. God that dude is cool. (ny post)

(UPDATE!) WHY IS - a video picture set of a cute girl getting stoned off her ass so compelling to watch? It’s one of lifes greatest mysteries, that neither science nor religion has yet to answer. (you tube htgb)

SOPHIE MUNK - had her car broken into in Beverly Hills. So she called the cops and then posed for pictures in skin tight leather pants. It’s one of the few police reports you’d be able to jack off to.

january gessert didn’t break up reggie and kim

By brendon March 31, 2010 @ 4:58 PM

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January Gessert is the waitress at Red Rock on Sunset who reportedly had an affair with Reggie Bush, which led to his breakup with Kim Kardashian. But today her attorney Gloria Alred held a press conference so January could deny all this.

None of that is important or interesting of course, for now at least, I just like the way she pumps her arms when she walks like one of the Bushwackers. Maybe she can do sum wrasslin!