Sydney Leathers Made Another Sex Tape

By Lex August 21, 2013 @ 3:34 PM


I thought she already made a sex tape, but I guess this is the real real sex tape released today. It certainly looks like sex. As opposed to sexting, which is to sex as watching Food TV is to eating. I don’t get it. I’m even hungrier when the show is over. I can’t help but feeling this girl is making sex money on Anthony Weiner’s back. I guess he’d like that so it’s probably okay.

If you fall within the 92% of guys who like to see any chick get pummeled by anybody, you can see a cut of the Sydney Leathers sex tape video and photos HERE (NSFW). Another proud day for America. Fuck yeah.

Photo credit: Vivid.com

Courtney Stodden Sex Tape; Ain’t Like They Used to Be (VIDEO)

By Lex July 27, 2013 @ 2:36 AM






This is the so-called Courtney Stodden sex tape. No backdoor action. Just Courtney Stodden talking about how she wants to have tons more sex with grandpa and grandpa talking about how when he first hooked up with Courtney they had sex daily. You know how it is when you start banging a girl who just turned sixteen. The fire within. I barfed a little then got mostly really bored. And then waited to watch the loveologist hand them a check for pretending to be interested in the mindless cliches she was spouting. Honestly, couldn’t either of them have just plowed Courtney in the rump?

Everyone Stop Watching Hulk Hogan’s Sex Tape

By Travis May 10, 2013 @ 9:00 AM

It has been almost seven months since Gawker first posted the grainy footage of Hulk Hogan’s “secret” sex tape with Heather Clem, the ex-wife of his then-best friend, Bubba the Love Sponge, but it seems that the pro wrestling legend has finally sort of succeeded in removing it from the Internet. Obviously, nothing ever disappears from the Internet, but a judge has granted Hogan a temporary restraining order against Gawker, so the site and others must not remove the awful video that doesn’t actually ever show anything even remotely interesting.

According to TMZ, Hogan’s lawyers, seen above after a Jon Gruden lookalike contest last October, are muscling up against any sites that are still hosting the sex tape, and they’re determined to go to any lengths necessary to make sure that nobody watches it again. And maybe next they’ll do the same for anything that Brooke Hogan has ever done.

(Photo Credit: Getty)

Joe Jonas DOES NOT Have A Sex Tape, Probably Does

By Travis March 22, 2013 @ 9:00 AM

Just when you thought Joe Jonas was the most boring man alive, Blind Gossip came along with a completely unsubstantiated rumor (that is most likely total BS) and shot that All-American virgin routine to hell. According to the site, Jonas and his model girlfriend Blanda Eggenschwiler made a sex tape for the ages, and it is about to hit the web.

Featured on the tape:

At the beginning of the video, Joe and Blanda are sitting on the bed together. They are both drinking and smoking pot, and Blanda explains to Joe what she is going to do to him in detail.

They proceed to engage in multiple sex acts utilizing a variety of sex toys, including a large dildo, a gag ball, and a slapper paddle. Joe participates willingly, but seems less sure of how to use the sex toys, as well as how they will be used on him. He does not enjoy being paddled. At one point he has had enough and cries “Owww! Don’t do that anymore!” Blanda is the more dominant one in the video. At one point she inserts the dildo inside of herself, orders Joe to “lick my p**** juice off of it,” and he complies.

The couple is very vocal and there is a lot of overly dramatic screaming and moaning. The sex is explicit, and there are multiple close-up shots of Joe’s face, penis and testicles, as well as Blanda’s face, breasts, and vagina. In between sex acts, they consume shots of alcohol. The video looks as if it was shot over the course of several hours, and some scenes were shot multiple times, so we do not know which takes will appear on the final cut. Both Joe and Blanda start out sober but appear to be inebriated by the end of it.

Joe’s reps deny every last word of this, as it’s about as believable as Tim Tebow running a glory hole at a Chik Fil A, but they shouldn’t have even bothered. It’s Joe Jonas and a girl named Blanda. Even if they had a sex tape, it would probably come bundled with a wedding video and a bible made of condoms.

(Photo Credit: Owen Beiny/KS/WENN.com)

Hulk Hogan filed a $100M lawsuit over his sex tape

By brendon October 16, 2012 @ 1:16 PM

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While standing in his finest black t-shirt and most solemn bandana skull cap, Hulk Hogan announced a $100,000,000 lawsuit over his leaked sex tape today, suing both Gawker Media, who released edited portions of the tape, and Bubba the Love Sponge, his former “best friend” whom he claims gave the tape to Gawker.

Hulk Hogan filed two lawsuits Monday over the infamous sex tape featuring his bedroom romp with his best friend’s ex-wife — even as the best friend denies any involvement in releasing the tape.

(Hogans attorney) said the two suits would argue one basic concept — invasion of privacy.


Well he’s off to a bad start because he can’t prove (yet) who leaked the tape and Gawker is incorporated under a shell company in the Cayman Islands so good luck suing them, but on the plus side, his attorney is scaring the shit out of me right now. It’s like someone tried to kill an evil ventriloquist dummy by burning it but all the fire did was make it come to life. If I were on a jury my pants would be soaked in urine. I’ll do whatever you say just please don’t kill me.

(source = ny daily news, image source = getty)

Minka Kelly. Has a sex tape.

By brendon July 23, 2012 @ 11:15 AM

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It seems like every celebrity sex tape always has at least one major problem. Either it’s a celebrity you never actually wanted to see have sex, or the footage shakes around like they’re being chased by the Cloverfield monster, or there’s some weird filter as if I’m hunting the girl in the dark like Predator.

Minka Kelly is prepared to take care of all of that.

Minka Kelly is the latest in a long line of actresses to star in a sex tape that is now being peddled to the highest bidder
The tape is shot in a semi-professional manner.  The camera is secured by a tripod and hooked up to a TV monitor, so both Minka and the BF can watch the action they create.  Minka is very aware of the camera.

The only issue is that the tape might have been made when she was still 17. And by “only issue” I mean as far as it being released. I’m fine with her being 17, because Minka and I have much more progressive views about sexuality, like they do in Europe.