01.27.2011 Kendra has another sex tape, and its with a girl this time

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After months of poorly done denials and transparent hand-wringing, Kendra Wilkinson released a sex tape last year, made when she was 18 with an ex boyfriend, long before she met Hugh Hefner and became famous.

The tape was disappointing because it was basically two white trash dorks who didn’t know how to have sex yet fumbling around on top of each other. How white trash? They fucked on a bed with a black headboard and a blanket with a panther on it (pic is SFW). Top that.

OK, so that one didn’t really work. So let’s try this again, and this time, with more girls kissing.

“Kendra has sex in the video with Taryn Ryan,” a source close to the situation told Radar. “They were friends and were hanging out together, with their boyfriends.
“It’s a long tape, about 45 minutes. And there is nothing left to the imagination.”
Ironically, the tape was shot by Justin Frye, Kendra’s ex boyfriend and partner in last year’s sex tape.

Yeah yeah yeah yeah, what’s on the tape.

“Kendra and Taryn started fooling around and then Kendra wanted the light turned off. But the camera that was recording them had night vision, so it looks like the Paris Hilton porn tape. Everything is completely clear.
“The girls are laughing at first, and the guys are encouraging them to kiss each other. They started kissing while giggling and then things got hotter.”

Hopefully she’ll look better in this one though I doubt it. Kendra is cute and all but she needs makeup, and for some reason she didn’t wear any in the first one. Was she going for an Oscar, like Charlize Theron in Monster?

10.06.2010 afternoon headlines

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THE CAST OF GLEE - has passed the Beatles for the most appearances on the Billboard Hot 100 chart by a non-solo act. They’ve had 75 songs on the chart, topping the Beatles old record of 71. Isn’t it exciting to be around while the greatest band in history is in their prime? (yahoo)

WEEZER - has been offered 10 million dollars to break up by a fan who says they used to be great but now they suck and it’s frustrating. And I agree. If they don’t sing glee club versions of Britney songs, fuck them. (popeater)

TIGER WOODS - allegedly made a sex tape with porn star Devon James in 2008, and now she claims she’s sold it to a production company. A source who helped put the deal together says it shows Tiger, “playing a few holes.” Which means the source is Jeff Foxworthy: Pornographer. (radar)

KELLY BROOK - is on the cover of 2 editions of FHM this month, one in Australia, and the other in a place that I bet is revealed somewhere on the cover in that language I dont speak.


09.01.2010 Wednesday headlines

CONAN O’BRIEN - has named his new show. He should have just called it ‘the Tonight Show’. NBC would go all apeshit but our court system is so fuked up it would take 10 years to sort everything out, and even then there’s an excellent chance a jury would rule for Conan. Never underestimate the power of shitty thinking. (huff post)

HEIDI MONTAGS SEX TAPE - is not being released, and all negotiations to sell it to Vivid have stopped. Which sucks. I was really looking forward to the 90 seconds I was gonna spend scanning through it before turning it off and watching a real porn. (tmz)

MEL GIBSON - is still really popular. 76 percent of people in a recent poll from Vanity Fair and 60 Minutes said they are just as likely to see one of his movies now as they were before his scandals. He was less popular in a poll from 106 and Park however, where 100 percent of respondents voted for, “Fuck dat. Im’a kick dat mothafuckas teef out.” (cbs)

LINDSAY LOHAN - used to get in trouble because she went to bars every night. Bars like Chateau Marmont. Then she went to rehab for the fifth time. And now she goes to bars every night. Like last night. When she went to Chateau Marmont. This is starting to look like a “Ransom of Red Chief” kind of thing, where UCLA just wanted to get rid of her. (radar)


08.27.2010 Friday afternoon headlines

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HALLE BERRY - broke up with boyfriend Gabriel Aubry back in April after dating for 4 years, but they looked like the perfect family yesterday in London with their daughter. It’s nice to see two beautiful millionaires finally catch a break. (daily mail)

KARISSA SHANNON - confirms that she made a lesbian sex tape with Heidi Montag, and that Heidis husband stole it, but says she never wanted or expected anyone to see it. So the root of the problem appears to be that she doesn’t understand what cameras do. (radar)

LINDSAY LOHAN - wants Lou Taylor and Larry Rudolph, who managed the comeback of Britney Spears, to do the same for her. If step 1 was to wear a see-thru shirt and show off her tits, mission accomplished. (ny post)


08.24.2010 Heidi Montags sex tape “scandal” is a lie of course

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You would think this would go without saying, but you can’t go around selling movies of people having sex without their consent. Sexually explicit pictures or video has to meet very strict laws. That’s why I can’t sell my documentary called, “My Neighbor Tans Topless”.

So when news broke that Heidi Montag had a sex tape for sale, some of it even lesbian stuff with Playmate Karissa Shannon, very obviously they were a part of it.

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08.23.2010 Heidi Montag, Karissa Shanon made a lesbian sex tape

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The Heidi Montag sex tape story would be a lot hotter if every person involved with it didn’t have a long and well documented history of attention whoring and/or making up fantastic stories to get themselves in the headlines.

We’re told not too long ago Spencer was at the Malibu house he once shared with Heidi … moving out some of his stuff.  Sources tell us Spencer came upon a camera with XXX video of Heidi and (Playmate Karissa Shanon).
As for Karissa — she tells us such a tape does indeed exist, but she’s not convinced Spencer really has it. Karissa says if the tape ever sees the light of day, she’ll sue.

If true, it seems this sex tape is really gonna come back to haunt Heidi. People always laugh at me because I don’t have any sex tapes, or a girlfriend, or a girl willing to have sex with me, or go on a date with me, or talk to me, or make eye contact, but look how all that backfired on Heidi. Who’s laughing now!

(picture source of karissa this weekend in vegas = pacific coast)