By Travis December 20, 2013 @ 10:00 AM
Here’s the trailer for The Other Woman, which stars Cameron Diaz and Leslie Mann as two women who realize that other guys will always ignore them for Kate Upton. There might be more plot details, but I was distracted by the very manipulative use of slow motion while Kate is jogging on the beach. It’s the kind of scene that could stop some evil terrorists from blowing up the entire world, because just as they’re about to push the button on their arsenal of nukes, Kate would jog by in slow motion, and they’d realize that America had it right this whole time. Thanks for saving the world, Kate Upton’s breasts.
By Travis June 25, 2013 @ 10:00 AM
Cameron Diaz and Kate Upton were filming another scene together for their new movie The Other Woman yesterday in Chinatown, and Cameron apparently didn’t take too kindly to people snapping photos. Kate, on the other hand, was polite, respectful and, most importantly, very attractive, so she should be commended for exhibiting better behavior than her much older counterpart.
And while it’s still a really bad decision on Cameron’s part to keep standing near a beautiful supermodel, Kate should at least take advantage of their time together by learning about important things like not aging and staying far away from women who make her look like a California Raisin.
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By Travis June 13, 2013 @ 9:00 AM
People always complain when George Lucas goes back, re-masters and fucks with his classic Star Wars films or makes new Indiana Jones movies that are crammed with stupid crap like aliens, but maybe if he went back and added Kate Upton and her giant breasts to each movie, people wouldn’t care as much. Maybe instead of arguing over whether Han Solo or Greedo shot first, people could say, “Hey check out Kate Upton’s tits.”
But until that technology is perfected, we’ll have to settle for Kate running around on the beach for her role in the new movie The Other Woman. Kate was filming another scene for the film in the Hamptons yesterday, and it included her kissing Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, who will be presented with the “Best Hiding of a Boner” at next year’s Spike Guy’s Choice Awards.
(Photo Credit: Jackson Lee/Splash News)