Kate Upton Makes It Hard To Follow Orders

Kate Upton has a lot of rules. The last one was about how you're not supposed to openly jizz thinking about her big yabbos, just adore them discreetly and pay with direct deposit or something. Girls who look like Kate Upton get to make all the rules. That seems fair enough. We can elect a bunch of self-serving blustery hacks to political office, but it's the girls who have big tits who will always run things. I know...read more

Leslie Mann, Cameron Diaz, And Kate Upton Are Great Girl Friends

Leslie Mann grabbed Cameron Diaz' butt on the red carpet for The Other Woman as both ladies pretended to be fun and flirty and that anyone with a camera gave a shit about them after Kate Upton's boobs arrived. The three female co-stars of the film I'd just assume have an angry little person piss in my Lasik surgery still open cornea than go see all pretended to be bosom buddies, but we all know that's not the case....read more

Kate Upton In a Bikini for The Other Woman

The Other Woman is a movie that I'm dying not to go see. The movie revolves around a woman who finds out that her husband has a mistress and the mistress finds out he has a husband, and instead of them both dumping his ass like a healthy woman would, they seek revenge. They can put Kate Upton out front in a bikini all they want, you can't fool me. This is a movie that's going to make my dick want to apologize to past...read more

Kate Upton's Breasts Are Oscar Contenders (VIDEO)

Here's the trailer for The Other Woman, which stars Cameron Diaz and Leslie Mann as two women who realize that other guys will always ignore them for Kate Upton. There might be more plot details, but I was distracted by the very manipulative use of slow motion while Kate is jogging on the beach. It's the kind of scene that could stop some evil terrorists from blowing up the entire world, because just as they're...read more

No Thanks, Cameron Diaz

Cameron Diaz and Kate Upton were filming another scene together for their new movie The Other Woman yesterday in Chinatown, and Cameron apparently didn't take too kindly to people snapping photos. Kate, on the other hand, was polite, respectful and, most importantly, very attractive, so she should be commended for exhibiting better behavior than her much older counterpart. And while it's still a really bad decision on...read more

Kate Upton Should Be In Every Movie

People always complain when George Lucas goes back, re-masters and fucks with his classic Star Wars films or makes new Indiana Jones movies that are crammed with stupid crap like aliens, but maybe if he went back and added Kate Upton and her giant breasts to each movie, people wouldn't care as much. Maybe instead of arguing over whether Han Solo or Greedo shot first, people could say, "Hey check out Kate Upton's...read more