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By brendon June 19, 2009 @ 6:44 AM

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The Leighton Meester sex-tape website is up now with screencaps (full size NSFW here), and it seems legit though I’m not sure who “Leigton” Meester is.  The sample pics are nice but I could have done without the creepy pervert description of her hot young body. Why do they have to make it so seedy. Can I please have my dignity, can I please just masturbate with the corner of my tshirt in my teeth and the sound on low so I can hear keys in the front door, like the well respected member of society that I am? Is that too much to ask?

nicely done katie. thats perfect.

By brendon June 18, 2009 @ 2:23 PM

Kate Price Posing In A Bikini On A Boat (USA AND CANADA ONLY)

This week is starting to feel like someone sat down in London last month, they wrote a list of possible photo shoot themes and outfits, and then Katie Price and Bruno divvied them up.

(12 more = here.   hq jump = here.  image source = flynet)

Morning headlines

By brendon June 16, 2009 @ 7:22 AM

EXCLUSIVE:  Megan Fox Gets Naked on Jennifers Body in BC (USA an

KATIE HOLMES – taped a guest appearance on So You Think You Can Dance yesterday, and yes she will be dancing.   In fact a source said: “She is killing it. She looks incredible. Everyone is absolutely floored by how talented she is.”  Then the source was asked his name, and he said, “Tom, wait, um, yes, T-Tom … Cru … Crew … Sing … Ton … Berg.  Tom Crusingtonberg.  Yes, yes that will do.”  (source = us)

WILL SMITH – and his wife Jada often sneak off during parties or pull over on the side of the road to have sex.  Well big deal so do I.  Wait.  Oh they probably mean with a partner.  Never mind.  I’m so lonely!  (source – imdb)

MEGAN FOX – was photographed topless on the set of Jennifers Body in May of last year, so I have no idea why the always great Daily News is making a big deal out of that today, but as it turns out I also don’t care.  Look, tits!   (source = new york daily news)

Audrina is the only one

By brendon June 15, 2009 @ 11:26 AM

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Splash News has exclusive pics of Audrina Patridge in Mexico, and it’s a clear reminder that she’s the only person from the Hills ever worth mentioning. Because while all of them are completely worthless, she’s at least worthless while having huge tits.  Often in a bikini.

It really is astounding that MTV has had the balls to run that piece of shit show for 3 years or whatever it’s been.  There has to be a simpler, more direct way of telling the viewers to fuck off.  Like mailing them a pistol and telling them to kill themselves.

(image source = splash.  hq jump = here)

holy crap

By brendon June 15, 2009 @ 4:39 AM

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Transformers: Die Rache (apparently) had it’s German premiere in Berlin yesterday, and JESUS CHRIST Megan Fox is absolutely fantastic looking.   It’s like she was built by some angry God just to make all the girls who weren’t Megan Fox feel bad.

(14 more = here.   image source = splash, wenn and getty.  hq jump = here)

Hey baby. What’s goin on?

By brendon June 12, 2009 @ 10:45 AM

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Lots of time you’ll see girls undoing their bikini top at the beach but still making sure to protect their modesty. That will not be the case here today, because this is about Top Model Shauna Sand. She laid out topless in Miami earlier, then flashed everyone when she got up to trade her Paddington hat for a different hat. Then she put on another hat. The hat trying-on marathon ended shortly after that, and she went for a walk in the ocean.

Closeups of her exposed chest here and here, although I’m not sure why anyone would want that.   It’s like her nips we’re just placed on, the same way you would put on Mr. Potato Heads nose. They don’t look attached, as if you could spin them like the face on a combination lock.

(image source = splash.  hq jump = here)