(update) Vienna Girardi of the Bachelor is doing Playboy

Just so we're clear the girl pictured is not Vienna Girardi from 'the Bachelor'. Vienna Girardi is this lunatic and she's been in a million news articles this week for reasons I might know if I had read any of them. I didn't want her fuggin up my erotic website and this... read more

vanessa hudgens must be handicapped

Vanessa Hudgens of course is that sexy bitch from those Disney movies, and yesterday she was caught parking in an alleged handicapped spot (they should mark these better). I get mad when unattractive people do that, but in this case I agree with the hot teenager who is ... read more

punching girls is good excercise

Picking up trash because you punch girls in the face got a little bit sexier today when Chris Brown took off his shirt after a hard day of court ordered public service. He's a jackass but he's got good abs, I'll give him that. Back in Louisiana, I had a black friend... read more

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you women are all nuts

Rihanna walked around New York yesterday with her pierced breasts on full display, and Jesus Christ I've just about had it with you god damn women. I dated a girl once and it took three weeks to get her into bed, and when I got down there it turns out she's pierced. So I... read more

Milla is completely awesome, naked

I've always thought Milla Jovovich was insanely gorgeous, and anyone who sees these pictures from the Fall issue of 'Purple' magazine will undoubtedly agree. I'll never understand how a hack like Paul Anderson tricked her into marriage. I guess his plan for hitting on... read more

Miami looks fun

Actress Carla Velli is kind of like the Scarlett Johansson of Italy, and I have no idea if that's true or not but people are always saying dumb shit like that so it might be true, and if we all just kind of agree that she is or at least might be the Scarlett Johansson of... read more

Oh hell yes

I'm not entirely sure how someone could lay out poolside at a hotel in Los Angeles and yet the only pictures of it are in newspapers from London, but that's what Kelly Brook and her boyfriend whose name I'm not going to learn did yesterday. I also don't know what he's... read more

Way to go Kanye

Considering how rich he is I always thought Kanye could do better than Amber Rose. She's not that good looking and her haircut makes her look like she's from the future, and she has that big ass which I find disgusting but I guess black guys love. The point to all this... read more

Playboy gets it

Playboy hosted their 3rd Hot Summer Nights party this weekend, benefiting the United Breast Cancer Foundation, and someone over there is clearly a genius. If you want to scare people about breast cancer, you need to bring in a bunch of girls with huge breasts, really... read more

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Stick to things like this

Jenny McCarthy is mostly famous these days for her comically uninformed rants about vaccines causing autism. Time magazine and Johns Hopkins hospital say there's no evidence of any kind that this is true, but Jenny has big tits and showed her vagina in a magazine, so... read more

Vanessa is naked again - UPDATE

Vanessa Hudgens leapt from "High School Musical" and into my heart two years ago when naked pictures she took for boyfriend Zac Efron ended up online (fall in love all over again here). I have no idea what the back story is to these brand new pics that leaked this... read more

Lindsay Lohan is helpful

This mysterious strangers' identity was once thought to be an unsolvable mystery, but it turns out it's Lindsay Lohan. She probably thought she was hiding but in reality she looks way better like this. She should cover her alligator skin and dumb blond hair as much as... read more