Tom Cruise has attained the highest level one can reach in Scientology, and apparently that gives him the power to perform marriages inside the church. And now he might do it for the first time for pawn friend James Packer. Packer is a devout scientologist, and one of Australia’s richest men. Page Six says:
Tom Cruise is at the highest level of "clear" in Scientology - and now he may even perform a wedding for a friend, Australian heir James Packer, one of the church's richest benefactors. Packer, who inherited a $6.5 billion fortune when his father, Kerry, died last year, weds model-turned-singer Erica Baxter Wednesday on France's Cote d'Azur. A mystery client, believed to be Packer, has booked the entire Grand Hotel du Cap-Ferrat and the Hotel du Cap-Eden Roc, presumably for his guests.
I'm not sure how you make the leap from someone reserving a hotel to Tom Cruise marrying a billionaire, but whatever, because a scientology wedding would be awesome. The groom could wear a black jumpsuit with a super high collar that goes up above his ears and a long purple cape and the bride could wear a white and silver jumpsuit with hot pants and when they get to the front a silver spaceship with smoke coming from the bottom could be lowered down and a ramp would open and Tom Cruise would come out and next to him would be a midget in a robot outfit and a really tall guy with a lizard head on. And Tom would give the bride and groom some blue liquid to drink and that would mean they were now married and some crazy laser lights would start and the lizard and robot would dance and everyone would have a really good time.
An 18-year-old, blue-eyed blond who claims to be a virgin has decided to get into porn and has chosen the stage name Katee Holmes. She will have sex for the first time in her first movie. This, predictably enough, is not sitting well with the more famous Katie Holmes and her husband Tom Cruise. Page Six says:
"It's a really cheap shot," a rep for the actress. Holmes' camp is weighing her possible recourse. A friend of Katie told us, "It's really kind of sleazy, using her name like that." A spokeswoman for Cruise said, "Obviously, Tom would support Katie in anything she decides to do about it."
Wow, some strong words here. Unfortunately they're directed at someone who wants to blow strangers on tape for 300 dollars. When someone dreams about a job that includes shoving things up her ass and washing semen out of her hair, name calling probably won't be enough to upset them.
(picture of Katee on the maybe nsfw AVN here)
For the first time in almost two years, Katie Holmes is back at work and spending time away from Tom Cruise. And sources say she basically walked toward the nearest living thing and started flirting with it. MSNBC says:
Katie Holmes has been “flirting” with her “Mad Money” co-star Adam Rothenberg…
“They shot a scene in which Adam wrapped his arms around Katie’s waist, then the two of them had an intimate discussion. They lingered after the director said ‘cut,’ and it got everyone talking.”
Cruise’s rep insists that the “Top Gun” star isn’t worried.
“He is very confident in his relationship with Katie and supportive of her time working on the set,” she said.
“There’s definitely been some off-camera flirting,” the insider told the magazine. “One day, Katie was touching Adam’s arm while they were talking, like girls do when they like somebody.”
Yeah this dude pretty much lucked out. He's probably not even that great but he's alive and he's not Tom Cruise, so Katie's gonna bang him. Whenever you see Katie do an interview, she talks like Tom is holding a gun to her ribs and he has her family tied up somewhere, so she's gonna use this time to go nuts. It's like getting a dog from the pound. Basically just don't take a swing at her and she'll fall in love.
picture source = SPLASH ONLINE
The Us Magazine cover story this week goes inside the marriage of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. And by "goes inside" I mean "speculates wildly". US says:
Katie Holmes has hardly left Tom Cruise's side since they began dating in April 2005
However, that support has caused her grief. According to one Hollywood insider, the actress, who gave birth to daughter Suri last year, has been told by her husband to attend "mommy classes" taught by Scientologists.
Holmes now finds herself surrounded by fellow Scientologists.
From the time Holmes and Cruise began dating, the actress - who, pre-Cruise, did interviews without a publicist - has been assigned a Scientology "minder," whose job, according to a Scientology expert, is "to make sure that nothing is said or done that would be critical of the church."
In fact, virtually everyone on the couple's staff is a Scientologist. Says the source, "Everyone who works with Tom is technically minding Katie."
Wow, what a great guy! I wish I could marry him. Damn you Republicans!
TomKatCrazy has new pictures of Suri Cruise with mom and dad taken yesterday at the birthday party for Brooke Shields daughter, Grier Hammond (um, wasn't Katie supposed to be in Shreveport filming a movie. and is that where she left her conditioner). Grier and Suri were both born on April 18th, 2006 at the St. Johns hospital in Santa Monica. With any luck Grier is better looking than Suri, because Suri is a fuckin mess. She looks like something a caveman would have, or like when you see baby pictures of Andre the Giant. One eye is higher than the other and they're spaced 19 inches apart. She always looks like they just dropped her and her head is the three times the size of a normal human head. Poor Katie. Her vagina must look like taffy now, or like it's sticking its tongue out at you.
MSNBC says that Katie Holmes is using her time alone on her new film to re-connect with family and old friends and reclaim parts of her life that she gave up after she met Tom Cruise. The Scoop says:
Holmes is reconnecting with family and friends and even secretly talking to Catholic priests. Holmes was raised a Catholic, but since her marriage, has embraced Scientology, her husband’s religion. Holmes recently called a childhood pal named Meghann Birie, whom she hadn’t seen since meeting Cruise two years ago … “She wanted to talk to someone not in Camp Cruise,” a friend told the mag. “Katie told Meghann she can’t believe she abandoned her old life.”
The actress hasn’t been to church lately, but is “secretly talking to pastors” for advice, and wants to enroll Suri in “kiddie Catholicism” classes.
Some quick back story here: Prior to meeting Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes had always been extremely close to her family and friends, always been a devoted Catholic from a very Catholic family and always appeared loyal to her agent and manager. Then she disappeared for 16 days in April of 2005. 16 days when no one knew where to find her, 16 days when she had no contact with anyone she had always been close too. When she reappeared, she was the girlfriend of Tom Cruise, she fired her manager, and was a new convert to the church of Scientology (source).
Coincidence? Maybe. Only Tom Cruise knows for sure, and he’s not talking. Maybe a karate attack will take the blush out of those cheeks, Tom. Hi-ya!
