Tom Cruise paid Indian people to be "excited fans"

When Tom Cruise finally landed in India for the premiere of 'Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol' yesterday, the airport was mobbed with hundreds of people shouting his name and asking for autographs. Because that's what they were paid to do, according to a report that seems to have originated here. One of the people hired to shriek said... "I don't know who he is or what he does. We were told to come here by 1pm today...read more

Mark Wahlberg says Tom Cruise fakes his stunts

Mark Wahlberg was on the Opie and Anthony show yesterday and when the topic of Tom Cruise doing his own stunts for 'Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol' came up, he essentially said he didn't believe those stories. He also said he doesn't bother doing his own stunts and relies on doubles to do all the work. For the record if there was any way to get his doubles to do all the acting from now on too, that would be...read more

Mission Impossible 4 has a new trailer

The second and probably final trailer for 'Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol' was released last night (hd copies here), and it seems that, for the fourth movie in a row, Tom Cruise has to spend the entire time clearing his name. Doesn't anyone at his spy agency find that suspicious? When is someone gonna say, "Wow, Tom Cruise sure does get framed a lot, don't you think." I would have just fired him by now. I don't...read more

Tom Cruise is a pro

Video: Mission: Impossible Ghost Protocol: Burj Khalifa sizzle Lots of people make fun of Tom Cruise for perfectly valid reasons, but HOLY FUCK that guy is a pro. It's one thing for an actor to do their own stunts when it involves riding a motorcycle or kissing Jennifer Aniston, it's quite another when it involves running around the outside of the worlds tallest building. He's over half a mile in the air. If he fell he...read more

Tom Cruise will not back down

video platformvideo managementvideo solutionsvideo player Tom Cruise attended the wedding to 'Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol' producer David Ellison (son of Oracle founder Larry Ellison) this weekend, and as apparently happens at this sort of thing, at one point some guy got up in Cruises face and did a little dance thing. Which I guess means a challenge was issued. To which Cruise answered. Also with dancing. Um,...read more

'Mission: Impossible 4' has a trailer. Sort of.

The trailer for ‘Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol' will premiere in front of ‘Transformers: As If It Matters Because These Are All The Same' starting tomorrow night, but an early bootleg copy has leaked onto this French website for reasons that are probably explained in French. If this is any indication, it seems (the great) Brad Bird was more than up to the task in his live-action directorial debut. Tom...read more

Tom Cruise is almost as big as a little girl

The highly anticipated 'Super 8' had it's big fancy Hollywood premiere last night, and exciting celebrities like Tom Cruise were there. Here he is with the movies star, 13-year-old girl Elle Fanning (she's Dakota Fannings daughter. Or sister. I should look that up). And obviously someones been drinking their milk because Tom is almost as big as that young girl now. "Yeah, but she's probably wearing heels," you might...read more

this movie already looks horrible

Russell Brand was really good in 'Forgetting Sarah Marshall', which was a good movie, and after that he signed on to do a bunch of other movies. Now were right in the middle of the lull between him doing those movies and Hollywood figuring out that a little of that guy goes a long fuckin way and audiences sort of hate him. With that in mind, Russell Brand was in costume today on the set of ‘Rock of Ages' in Fort...read more

Katie Holmes is or is not pregnant

Even though OK! magazine is about to run a cover story with a picture of Katie Holmes and the word "official" and an exclamation point in big letters above "Yes, I'm pregnant" in quotation marks, a rep for Tom Cruise was insisting today that she's not, which is the same thing Katie was saying yesterday. So are Tom and Katie lying or is OK simply wrong? Or is OK maybe the ones who are lying? Or maybe Tom got an editor...read more

Catherine Zeta Jones is back at work

Just 7 days ago, Catherine Zeta Jones was so depressed and overwhelmed that she checked into a mental health facility to be treated for a bipolar disorder. It was so bad she even turned down a People magazine cover story when they asked to interview her about it. Oh wait never mind. (Jones) realized she needed help in the face of mounting depression. "The simple things would just seem overwhelming, like going out to...read more

Jeremy Renner is our new Jason Bourne

Two years ago most people had no idea who Jeremy Renner was. Two Academy Award nominations later and he's starring alongside Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol (then is expected to take over the franchise and star in MI:5), in The Avengers as Hawkeye (which could get it's own spinoff movie), and now the always great Latino Review says he is the choice to take over for Matt Damon in the new Jason Bourne...read more

Katie Holmes is a bad mom

The Daily Mail says today that Katie Holmes was out with Suri, who is 4, at a restaurant called Serendipity 3 in New York last night, and on the way out Suri picked up a box of gummi penises. The box features cartoon like drawings of male genitalia, and unsurprisingly Suri seemed somewhat captivated by the brightly coloured packaging which contained penis-shaped jelly sweets. Katie seemed as oblivious to adult candy...read more

Katie Holmes is suing Star for $50 million

Katie Holmes has filed a 50 million dollar lawsuit against Star magazine for their January 31st cover story, not only because it wrongly infers that she's addicted to drugs, but because they don't actually think she's addicted to drugs either, despite the words DRUG SHOCKER! in a font size magazines normally reserve for Martian attacks. Inside the issue, the story does not say that Holmes uses drugs but focuses more...read more

Tom Cruise will skip the Oscars bc of Anne Hathaway

Back in November, Anne Hathaway hosted Saturday Night Live and did a breathy, stammering impression of Katie Holmes where she talked out of the side of her mouth like she was Popeye or had a stroke, and it was seen by dozens, literally dozens, of viewers around the world. Well two of those viewers were apparently Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, and now they may not attend the Academy Awards next month because...read more

Katie Holmes likes it rough

Katie Holmes was at the Grove in Hollywood last night, filming scenes for a new Adam Sandler movie called Jack and Jill, and when she bent over it showed off a huge bruise on her ass. This wasn't part of the scene, so was she injured? Did she fall down? Hopefully this wasn't some sex related bruise, because, if there's one thing I know about anal sex, it's that the running start doesn't work. It makes aim almost...read more