Tom Cruise is still braver and/or dumber than me

When we last saw Tom Cruise, he was hanging off the side of the Burj Kahlifa in Dubai, running along the side of the 124th floor, filming stunts for Mission: Impossible 4. But clearly that's for pussies, so today Tom was sitting on top of the tower, at the very peak of the worlds tallest man made structure, 2,717 feet in the air. And I don't mean IN the tower, like in this youtube video. I mean ON it. With his feet...read more

Tom Cruise is a pro

Tom Cruise may be an easily bamboozled simpleton in his personal life, but when it comes to making movies, the guy is a pro. He's well known to do many of his own stunts, and clearly his work in ‘Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol' won't be any different. Proof: yesterday he ran along the side of the worlds tallest building, the Burj Kahlifa in Dubai, outside the 124th floor. I don't even like trying new foods I'm...read more

Thursday afternoon headlines

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE 4 - will officially be called, 'M:I 4: Ghost Protocol'. Clearly they're going for a vibe like the 'Call of Duty' or Tom Clancy games. Or a handbook for the recently dead. But probably the COD thing. (e!) DEADPOOL - has had a script floating around for a while, getting insanely positive reviews from those who have read it, and now you can too. Download it and print it out. Just think of all the mad...read more

Ethan Hunt is all ripped out

Tom Cruise, who is 48 years old by the way, was filming some stunts for 'Mission: Impossible 4' today in Prague, and it looks like there's gonna be a little something for the ladies in this one. Tumbling. Girls love gymnastics. (source = splash news and wenn)read more

Whose heels were higher: Cameron Diaz or Tom Cruise?

I guess the Daily Mail was the first to point this out, but Cameron Diaz is 5'9" and Tom Cruise is 5'7". And earlier this week she wore 4 inch heels to the Japanese premiere of 'Knight and Day'. And yet... Give Cruise credit though, because the lifts in his shoes and the extra high soles are very subtle. I guess when you're short you have to do this kind of thing. I wouldn't know of course because I'm a rugged 6'5",...read more

Tom Cruise is a pro

Tom Cruise is in Prague today for the first day of filming on ‘Mission Impossible 4', which is surprising because yesterday he was in Tokyo for the Japanese premiere of ‘Knight and Day'. That flight has to be, like, 200 miles (I'm not good with numbers). Even if they went 70 the whole way it had to take all night. Tom Cruise has his faults, he's crazy for example, but at least when you hire that guy you get a...read more

Tuesday night headlines

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE 4 - has added Josh Holloway from 'Lost' to the cast as a member of Tom Cruises team. His characters specialty is on missions where being really really handsome helps in some way. (hollywood reporter) BRAD PITT - was always thought to be the only choice to play Professor Moriarty in the 'Sherlock Holmes' sequel, but today the role was given to Jared Harris, the son of legendary actor Richard Harris (...read more

You would cry too if you had to see Knight and Day

Like a dark ominous cloud over the sea rolling in the from the west, 'Knight and Day' had it's Japanese premiere in Tokyo earlier today. Tom Cruise scared some little kids ("Why his crothes so tight? No I no want see, he rook rike pervert!!") but thanks to things like Gamera and Pokemon, Japanese kids think ugly monsters are friendly and here to protect them, so when Cameron Diaz arrived, she turned those frowns...read more

Thursday afternoon headlines

JON MAYER - went on tumblr and said the Huffington Post is "full of shit", in a 463 word response to a 150 word story that implied he might be back together with Jennifer Aniston. Maybe he overreacted, but let's see someone blab that you're dating that fug bitch and see how you like it. (tumblr, huff post) JEREMY RENNER - has won the lead opposite Tom Cruise in 'Mission: Impossible 4', directed by Brad Bird, which...read more

monday afternoon headlines

MEL GIBSON - wants his ex girlfriend to produce some evidence to back up her claims, especially the one saying she has dental records proving he knocked out two of her teeth. And I want my ex girlfriend to produce some evidence that she got stationed in Germany. She's not even in the military as far I know. (radar) TOY STORY 3 - ruled yet again this weekend, earning another 59 million (total is now 227m). ‘Grown Ups'...read more

tom cruise is a good dancer

As you watch Tom Cruise sell a billion ‘Knight and Day' movie tickets by dancing with Hennifaa Yopez at last nights MTV Movie Awards, keep in mind that he's … ahem … FORTY FUCKING SEVEN years old. I'm joining scientolgoy immediately. I asked my old god for immortality a hundred times. You know what I got? Nothin. A big fat nothin.read more

katie holmes just got paid

Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise have been married just over 3 years now (Nov. 18) and despite recent rumors that their relationship is struggling, things are going great. So well in fact, Katie has even agreed to extend her marriage contract. Aww. This is really touching. OK! can exclusively report that the Cruises have reached a deal on expanding their family: Katie plans to get pregnant sometime in the next year. "She...read more

Morning headlines

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE 4 - I think I'm the only one who feels Mission Impossible 3 is completely awesome, until the final ten minutes. Philip Seymour Hoffman is the best actor alive, and Maggie Q is so GD hot I'd rather masturbate to the words "Maggie Q" on a piece of blank paper than a Playboy. Somehow my point to all this is that the great JJ Abrams has confirmed he's back on board for number 4. (source = IGN) PARIS...read more

katie holmes has pretty hair

Katie Holmes walked the red carpet with some sassy hair extensions last night in Tokyo for the Japanese premiere of “Valkyrie”. Although for some inexplicable reasons I can’t find good pictures of it anywhere (the banner is from the Sun). I have to follow my heart and admit I think she’s a fantastic looking woman at times, like here, even though she’s famous for her short hair these days. Unlike our 12th President...read more

will smith is number one

Forbes magazine has named Will Smith the most bankable star in Hollywood after an industry survey asking what actors can most easily attract financing, theatrical distribution, and an audience. Angelina Jolie tied for second on the list, and was one of only three women in the top 20. So don’t confuse this with the Top 20 People Who Beat Me Up In The Third Grade. That list only had two girls names on it.read more