Twitter Is the Premier Choice of Your Jihadi Types

Congratulations to Twitter. While the social media site has been losing market share in inane tween girls who could really benefit from fresh air and burpees, they've been cleaning up in Islamic State supporters. About 46,000 of them reported on Twitter in the past three... read more

Twitter Exec Can't Figure Out Twitter

Twitter CFO Anthony Noto tried to send a direct message to someone on Twitter but accidentally posted it publicly. This comes as a relief to anyone who has tried using Twitter, foundered incompetently, and ended up posting defamatory remarks about The Kids These Days on... read more

US Airways Took Social Media To New Heights

One of the fun things about being a person who doesn't spend every waking moment on Twitter is that if someone important tweets something incredibly fucking stupid, which is usually at least once a day, and they delete it almost immediately, there's still a chance that... read more

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Hackers Outed Justin Bieber On E!'s Twitter

The Syrian Electronic Army became a household name two weeks ago, when so-called hackers logged into the Associated Press' Twitter account and Tweeted that there had been an explosion at the White House and President Obama had been injured. The result was a 100-point dip... read more

lets all pretend X-Men 3 never happened

Brett Ratner is such a shitty director that when he was done with ‘X-Men: The Last Stand', the franchise had to literally go back in time before it existed and start over. Which is how we got 'X-Men: First Class' from the terrific Matthew Vaughn. Now the sequel to that... read more

Chris Brown fans seem stable

Chris Brown was doing the same stupid shit he always does on twitter last night (post "sexy" pictures of himself like it was some kind of gay classified), when he found himself in a war or words with beloved twitterer Jenny Johnson. As you can see, things did not go well... read more

Chris Brown's Girlfriend Doesn't Make Sense

Chris Brown's girlfriend, Karrueche Tran, made the news recently by engaging in a Twitter fight with Rihanna in which they both actually fight over urban America's most beloved moonwalking woman-beater. In a new turn of events, and what I'm attributing solely to some... read more

50 Cent had a rough night

50 Cent was on his twitter page all last night, after a frightening encounter with some inner city hooligan. "I can't believe my grand mothers making me take Out the garbage I'm rich fuck this I'm going home I don't need this shit." "Got dam it motherfuckers I'm having a... read more

i think you still need lyrics

Katy Perry and her producer went back on forth on twitter last night, with him begging her to get some work done and her explaining that she already had plans for the evening. What a coincidence. Downloading porn is a big part of my writing process too. She's still gonna... read more

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Britney worships the devil

Her handlers are claiming Britneys twitter page was hacked this morning after the wallpaper changed and two posts revealing her allegiance to the devil were posted, but of course they're gonna say that. Nice try. It's fairly obvious that she worships Satan. Or, hey look,... read more