Lana Del Rey And Azealia Banks Argued

October 16, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

It’s full speed ahead towards 2019. Humanity has made leaps and bounds when it comes to advancement. We may not have the futuristic flying cars that every sci-fi movie 40 years ago promised just yet, but Uber Eats is... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian Calls Tyson Beckford Gay After He Calls Her Botched

August 2, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

This is the exact predicament that Kim Kardashian found herself in while sporting a slutty Guinan from Star Trek: The Next Generation Halloween costume, that's apparently a Kanye West original under his Yeezy label. Someone posted a pic of her wonky... READ MORE

Ariel Winter Wants To Eat Cheeseburgers In Peace; Leaves Social Media

July 9, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

If you lust over Ariel Winter without the help of alcohol, congratulations, you’re one of the few men who find the first stage of obesity as sexually arousing. The next step is either getting help or becoming a full... READ MORE

Twitter Is the Premier Choice of Your Jihadi Types

February 18, 2015 | WTF | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Congratulations to Twitter. While the social media site has been losing market share in inane tween girls who could really benefit from fresh air and burpees, they’ve been cleaning up in Islamic State supporters. About 46,000 of them reported... READ MORE

Twitter Exec Can’t Figure Out Twitter

November 26, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Twitter CFO Anthony Noto tried to send a direct message to someone on Twitter but accidentally posted it publicly. This comes as a relief to anyone who has tried using Twitter, foundered incompetently, and ended up posting defamatory remarks... READ MORE

US Airways Took Social Media To New Heights

April 15, 2014 | News | editor| 0 Comments

One of the fun things about being a person who doesn’t spend every waking moment on Twitter is that if someone important tweets something incredibly fucking stupid, which is usually at least once a day, and they delete it... READ MORE

Hackers Outed Justin Bieber On E!’s Twitter

May 6, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

The Syrian Electronic Army became a household name two weeks ago, when so-called hackers logged into the Associated Press’ Twitter account and Tweeted that there had been an explosion at the White House and President Obama had been injured.... READ MORE

lets all pretend X-Men 3 never happened

November 28, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Brett Ratner is such a shitty director that when he was done with ‘X-Men: The Last Stand’, the franchise had to literally go back in time before it existed and start over. Which is how we got ‘X-Men: First... READ MORE

Chris Brown fans seem stable

November 27, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Chris Brown was doing the same stupid shit he always does on twitter last night (post “sexy” pictures of himself like it was some kind of gay classified), when he found himself in a war or words with beloved... READ MORE

Chris Brown’s Girlfriend Doesn’t Make Sense

March 14, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Chris Brown’s girlfriend, Karrueche Tran, made the news recently by engaging in a Twitter fight with Rihanna in which they both actually fight over urban America’s most beloved moonwalking woman-beater. In a new turn of events, and what I’m... READ MORE