Amber Rose Has a TV Show (VIDEO)

July 18, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

In the future, everybody will have fifteen episodes on basic channel. Amber Rose's notable accomplishments include fucking Kanye West and Wiz Khalifa. More than some, less than others. READ MORE

The New Ghostbusters Has No Naked Women, So There’s That (The Mr. Skin Minute Video)

July 16, 2016 | advertisement | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The original Ghostbusters contained sexual innuendo and bare breast enough to make you feel like you were watching a film for grownups. Reboots are socially re-tooled crap and they ripped out all the nudity. Are we going forward or... READ MORE

Mo’Nique Thinks Like a Man (VIDEO)

July 15, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Fat actress Mo'Nique went on the show The Preachers with her husband to talk about how they openly fuck other people. You weren't expecting that when you tuned into The Preachers. Though yes for every single other TV show... READ MORE

Joe Perry Don’t Look So Good (VIDEO)

July 12, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Because the world needs more AARP members in rock and roll cover bands, Aerosmith guitarist Joe Perry, Alice Cooper, and Johnny Depp sans lesbian wife formed The Hollywood Vampires to go on national tour in search of decent cocaine.... READ MORE

Scout Willis Flashes for Team Scout (VIDEO)

July 11, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

At any given time the Willis sisters are triple booked with projects, none of which are paid or have more than eleven viewers not including their mom blinking on nitrous. Rumer caught her break with Dancing with the Stars... READ MORE

Hey, Fiona, Why So Blue? (VIDEO)

July 11, 2016 | video | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Reveling in their independence from the rest of Europe, a bunch of overweight English people launched headlong into a stupid crowd sourced art installation that only the French could love. Maybe just go back now. Your parents left you... READ MORE

Angelina Jolie’s New Tits Can Save the World, Just Not Her Shitty Movie (Mr. Skin Minute Video)

July 9, 2016 | advertisement | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

For a double mastectomy alum, Angelina Jolie has some pretty nice knockers. She cries when you touch them. Work past that. Any reasonably psychiatrist would tell you the same. Jolie made the brave decision to appear topless in the... READ MORE

Russell Wilson Wedding Night Sex Beast (VIDEO)

July 8, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

A guy who's spent twenty-seven years musing the Q in LGBTQ is going to kill the humping game once he's let loose. Wilson's brand new bride Ciara took to Snapchat to verify the marriage had been consummated and it... READ MORE

Courtney Stodden Is Your Idiot Test (VIDEO)

July 7, 2016 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The U.S. Presidency ages a man at many times normal years. Nothing compared to being a reality TV fame whore. Courtney Stodden is running a reverse Ben Button. She's twenty-one. She looks like a Russian gulag forty-five. READ MORE

Azealia Banks Has a Shit Ton of Excuses (VIDEO)

July 7, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Azealia Banks bleached her skin lighter. Banks is a racist and a homophobe and nearly impossible to like, but she was easy to admire in her laser-like focus of racial rage. Malcolm X was probably annoying as fuck on... READ MORE