Cyndi Lauper Still Fighting (VIDEO)

May 11, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Cyndi Lauper can’t quit supporting trending social causes with tribute songs. Lauper reworked her Girls Just Want to Have Fun hit to Girls Just Want To Have Funds, in support of gender pay equality. Lauper comes from a pop music industry where women dominate the ranks of the top paid. She’s made herself a cool thirty million off of two hit songs in the 80’s. But nobody wants to hear you riff on back taxes on foreign royalties.

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Kesha Dials Up a Rape Song (VIDEO)

May 9, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kesha tore up the Animal Rescue Gala over the weekend with an impassioned rape song. The Huffington Post declared Kesha’s cover of the Lady Gaga campus sexual assault ditty, Till It Happens to You, so moving she surely she must’ve been raped by Dr. Luke.

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Susan Sarandon and Her Daughter Have Both Been Topless On the TV, Mr. Skin has Proof (VIDEO)

May 6, 2016 | advertisement | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Somebody has to investigate the important shit. You spend your time figuring out the difference between Trump and Clinton on trade. The real minds are working on which mother and daughter tandem in Hollywood have the best set of tits. I don’t care what kind of animus you might against one person or another, when you discover they have class-A lady breasts, you file those personal grievances away next to the fact that the last hot girl you nailed thought Hitler had it mostly right. Bygones.

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Chris Evans Plays The Badass In The Snowpiercer International Trailer (VIDEO)

June 14, 2013 | video | editor| 0 Comments

Snowpiercer is the story of a post-apocalyptic America in which all of the survivors live on a gigantic train that just keeps circling the globe because everything else is covered in ice and too cold for humans. Except for Arizona, probably, because that place is always a fiery hell. But just like any good future, […]

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News Anchor’s First Day Was A Complete Disaster (VIDEO)

April 22, 2013 | video | editor| 0 Comments

AJ Clemente made his big debut as an anchor for KFYR, the NBC affiliate in Bismarck, North Dakota, yesterday and if establishing himself as a household name with his very own viral video was his goal, then he is already a huge success. As the broadcast returned from commercial, AJ could be heard muttering, “Fuckin’ […]

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Here Comes The Next Justin Bieber (VIDEO)

March 19, 2013 | video | editor| 0 Comments

While it’s fun to make fun of Justin Bieber‘s current mini-meltdown, as he runs around London shirtless and plays “Hold me back” with his giant bodyguards in front of the paparazzi, the guy actually came from humble beginnings by showcasing actual talent. He worked his ass off while his single mom supported his dream, and […]

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Did This SXSW Dick Get What He Deserved? (VIDEO)

March 19, 2013 | video | editor| 0 Comments

Over the weekend, the above video of a drunk asshole picking fights at SXSW started making its rounds, becoming one of the big viral video hits of 2013 so far. The main reason for its success, aside from the obvious joy we all take in watching someone get knocked the fuck out, has been that […]

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