Snoop Dogg Not Down With Roots (VIDEO)

June 2, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Snoop Dogg isn't high on the reboot of the Roots miniseries because he's sick of slavery being the backdrop of so much black themed filmed entertainment. Snoop sniffs a whitey conspiracy in the propagation of content designed to remind... READ MORE

Kate Hudson Knows Parenting (VIDEO)

June 1, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Here's a good way to fuck up a boy. Divorce his dad, make another son with another full-time touring musician, ditch that guy too, and raise your son as a single mom sharing his private moments on Chelsea Handler's... READ MORE

Johnny Manziel Seems Playful (VIDEO)

June 1, 2016 | video | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Friends of Johnny Manziel became concerned when the former NFL quarterback didn't arrive in The Hamptons to host a scheduled party. Especially concerned as to who was going to put down their credit card to get the party started... READ MORE

Courtney Stodden Pregnant Bikini Dance (VIDEO)

May 31, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Pregnancy is turning into something very good for Courtney Stodden. She had been artistically blocked of late. You could see it in her tits. No vim. READ MORE

Britney Spears in A Bikini (VIDEO)

May 31, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Britney Spears appeal lies in her Stockholm Syndrome distant stare. Even in her staged backyard bikini videos she looks like she's performing in a female progressive ISIS hostage video with a guy in a head rag stage right holding... READ MORE

Yvonne Strahovski Gets Her Bare Tits Adrien Brody Handled (VIDEO)

May 27, 2016 | advertisement | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The genius of Mr. Skin, in addition to selling nothing but tits, as opposed to the Just Lamps or Just Tires, is a reminder of who used to get naked a lot in the movies. Like Anne Hathaway who... READ MORE

Ariana Grande Selling Sex (VIDEO)

May 25, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Ariana Grande's new album is chock full of songs about wanting to be touched and fucked and feel like a woman. I'm not sure she needs a whole album to make that happen. I know a bar. These are... READ MORE

Gay Men’s Chorus Dicked Over (VIDEO)

May 24, 2016 | video | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The San Diego Gay Men's Chorus got fucked over at the Padres game over the weekend when the dude in the booth played a pre-recorded National Anthem over the Chorus assembled on the outfield grass to sing their hearts... READ MORE

Chyna’s Final Days Seemed Particularly Unhappy (VIDEO)

May 18, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Former WWE wrestler Chyna spent the last decade of her life on that spiral toward early substance abuse death. This wasn't Prince singing Little Red Corvette to throngs of thousands right up to his Percocet demise. This was the... READ MORE

Amanda Peet Reluctant Dunham Feminist (VIDEO)

May 17, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Amanda Peet joined the cackling hens of The View to discuss her essay on Lena Dunham's feminist blog regarding her decision to never undergo knife or needle to maintain her looks. Through their cakes of makeup and Botox injected... READ MORE