Buy A Dodge, Get Butt Fucked By Vin Diesel (VIDEO)

May 2, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Vin Diesel stars in a new ad campaign for Dodge titled The Brotherhood of Muscle. The same name of a gay bar where guys get worn like finger puppets.

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The Fate of the Furious Sends a Message

April 24, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There are two seasons in the movie business. Masturbate to aren’t we artistically diverse time, and make money time. April through August is unadulterated cash money time. Also known as the time of movies people want to see without being told why it’s important they do so. There’s nobody on Facebook explaining why you should support The Fate of the Furious.

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The Rock And Vin Diesel Butt Hurt

April 10, 2017 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Dwayne Johnson apparently legitimately hates Vin Diesel. It likely started with Vin acting like a prick because he’s jealous of The Rock. Basically, Diesel is a shorter, more doughy Dwayne Johnson and probably has issues with his sexuality, whereas Johnson could get a BJ from Melania Trump in one text. It’s not an entirely exclusive list.

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Dwayne Johnson Vin Diesel Feud Has Legs

August 12, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

The Rock vs Vin Diesel is not really a fair fight. One of them is super jacked and killing it in movies and TV, the other one is a closet gay walking punchline with high body fat who appears to have either cerebral palsy or a learning disability or both.

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Vin Diesel Has Lost a Lot of Friends (VIDEO)

August 4, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Vin Diesel recently opened up about the death of Paul Walker. Diesel said it was tough to lose Walker and then went into a self-serving monologue referencing his turbulent, war torn past: “It’s a heavy thing, Michael. You know? I grew up in the bouncer world, and we lost people while we were bouncing. But the […]

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Vin Diesel Seems Like He’s Doing Well (VIDEO)

January 29, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Vin Diesel just fired a shot of crazy across Tyrese’s bow in their competition as to who is more emotionally wrecked by the death of Paul Walker. Tyrese has circled the globe filming himself choking up as he looks at different shit that reminds him of Paul. Tyrese even used the sacred Grammy stage over the […]

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