Dwayne Johnson Behaving Like A Complete Candy Ass

April 6, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Dwayne Johnson’s raping Hollywood and not a soul has shouted MeToo yet. Why does this guy get a pass? He’s ruining every classic he’s cast in. Baywatch, Jumanji, and he’s even crossed over into ruining old video games like... READ MORE

Buy A Dodge, Get Butt Fucked By Vin Diesel (VIDEO)

May 2, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Vin Diesel stars in a new ad campaign for Dodge titled The Brotherhood of Muscle. The same name of a gay bar where guys get worn like finger puppets.

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The Fate of the Furious Sends a Message

April 24, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There are two seasons in the movie business. Masturbate to aren't we artistically diverse time, and make money time. April through August is unadulterated cash money time. Also known as the time of movies people want to see without... READ MORE

The Rock And Vin Diesel Butt Hurt

April 10, 2017 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Dwayne Johnson apparently legitimately hates Vin Diesel. It likely started with Vin acting like a prick because he's jealous of The Rock. Basically, Diesel is a shorter, more doughy Dwayne Johnson and probably has issues with his sexuality, whereas... READ MORE

Dwayne Johnson Vin Diesel Feud Has Legs

August 12, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

The Rock vs Vin Diesel is not really a fair fight. One of them is super jacked and killing it in movies and TV, the other one is a closet gay walking punchline with high body fat who appears... READ MORE

Vin Diesel Has Lost a Lot of Friends (VIDEO)

August 4, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Vin Diesel recently opened up about the death of Paul Walker. Diesel said it was tough to lose Walker and then went into a self-serving monologue referencing his turbulent, war torn past: “It’s a heavy thing, Michael. You know? I... READ MORE

Vin Diesel Seems Like He’s Doing Well (VIDEO)

January 29, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Vin Diesel just fired a shot of crazy across Tyrese’s bow in their competition as to who is more emotionally wrecked by the death of Paul Walker. Tyrese has circled the globe filming himself choking up as he looks at... READ MORE

Vin Diesel is rad to the max

May 5, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Literally anything. Thats what this post is, because Holy Christ there is nothing going on today. So let’s selectively choose something about Vin Diesel so we can laugh at him. Like this video from 1986, before he was calling... READ MORE

Paris Hilton hates black people

March 23, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Remember that time Paris Hilton was at a club and someone was filming it and she looked into the camera and said, “We’re like two niggers.” If you don’t watch the video above because that’s it. Well the reason... READ MORE

afternoon headlines

March 19, 2009 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

VIN DIESEL  – his PR firm dropped him as a client after he disappeared then claimed he was sick rather than doing a day of press to promote “Fast and Furious”.  So, good.  His excuse was so dumb it... READ MORE