Buy A Dodge, Get Butt Fucked By Vin Diesel (VIDEO)

Vin Diesel stars in a new ad campaign for Dodge titled The Brotherhood of Muscle. The same name of a gay bar where guys get worn like finger puppets. read more

The Fate of the Furious Sends a Message

There are two seasons in the movie business. Masturbate to aren't we artistically diverse time, and make money time. April through August is unadulterated cash money time. Also known as the time of movies people want to see without being told why it's important they do... read more

The Rock And Vin Diesel Butt Hurt

Dwayne Johnson apparently legitimately hates Vin Diesel. It likely started with Vin acting like a prick because he's jealous of The Rock. Basically, Diesel is a shorter, more doughy Dwayne Johnson and probably has issues with his sexuality, whereas Johnson could get a BJ... read more

Dwayne Johnson Vin Diesel Feud Has Legs

The Rock vs Vin Diesel is not really a fair fight. One of them is super jacked and killing it in movies and TV, the other one is a closet gay walking punchline with high body fat who appears to have either cerebral palsy or a learning disability or both. read more

Vin Diesel Has Lost a Lot of Friends (VIDEO)

Vin Diesel recently opened up about the death of Paul Walker. Diesel said it was tough to lose Walker and then went into a self-serving monologue referencing his turbulent, war torn past: "It's a heavy thing, Michael. You know? I grew up in the bouncer world, and we lost... read more

Vin Diesel Seems Like He's Doing Well (VIDEO)

Vin Diesel just fired a shot of crazy across Tyrese's bow in their competition as to who is more emotionally wrecked by the death of Paul Walker. Tyrese has circled the globe filming himself choking up as he looks at different shit that reminds him of Paul. Tyrese even... read more

Vin Diesel is rad to the max

Literally anything. Thats what this post is, because Holy Christ there is nothing going on today. So let's selectively choose something about Vin Diesel so we can laugh at him. Like this video from 1986, before he was calling himself Vin Diesel and still going by Mark... read more

Paris Hilton hates black people

Remember that time Paris Hilton was at a club and someone was filming it and she looked into the camera and said, "We're like two niggers." If you don't watch the video above because that's it. Well the reason she said that is because she was out partying and drunk but... read more

afternoon headlines

VIN DIESEL  - his PR firm dropped him as a client after he disappeared then claimed he was sick rather than doing a day of press to promote “Fast and Furious”.  So, good.  His excuse was so dumb it borders on condescending. He might as well have started to do a phony... read more


Fast & Furious You know those fully loaded gasoline land trains you always see? Yeah me neither. But apparently the street value of one of those is 1.4 million dollars. I was surprised. The kids are doing so much gasoline on the street these days, the market for... read more