Spider-Man less amazing now than the first 3 times

'The Amazing Spider-Man' easily won the weekend box office (it helps to open Monday at midnight and have a 6-day opening "weekend") earning $75 million in it's first 3 days ($140M total), making it a huge success by any standard. Unless your standard is the other... read more

'The Avengers' made 205 million, smashes old record

Until now, ‘Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Part 2' had the biggest opening weekend ever when it made $169M, and though the numbers won't be official until later today, ‘The Avengers' reportedly made $205 million in it's opening weekend, more than double the old... read more

'the Avengers' made $185M this weekend, opens 4 days from now

If you haven't already bought tickets to see 'the Avengers' next weekend, and you live on earth, you might want to because Deadline says it's already sold $185 million in tickets overseas, while in the US it's pre-sold more tickets than every other Marvel movie combined... read more

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weekend box office was the second lowest all year

A cast including Sarah Jessica Parker, Ashton Kutcher, Jon Bon Jovi, Katherine Heigl, Josh Duhamel, Halle Berry, Jessica Biel, Robert De Niro, Zac Efron, Lea Michele, and Michelle Pfeiffer wasn't enough to get anyone to go see ‘New Years Eve', which was number 1 at the... read more

Brett Ratner lied about "banging" Olivia Munn

Brett Ratner had a perfectly terrible weekend, and that's awesome because he's a shitty director and an asshole and no one deserves success less than he does. Here's a recap: FRIDAY: Ratner explained that the reason his movies look like no one bothered to rehearse is... read more

'Real Steel' won the weekend box office

‘Real Steel' was the number 1 movie at the box office this weekend, grossing a fairly weak $27.3 million. ‘Ides of March' was second with $10.4 million, ‘Dolphin Tale' was third with $9.1M, ‘Moneyball' fourth with $7.5M, and ‘50/50' was fifth with $5.5 million. I didn't... read more

Monday headlines, with pregnant bride Lily Allen

KIM KARDASHIAN - was accused of cheating on her fiance after an NFL player named Brett Lockett told InTouch they'd been having a "physical relationship" for 5 months, but now he admits he's never actually met her face to face. His dick must be huge. (e!) SUPER 8 - was... read more

Monday headlines, with Michelle Hunziker in a bikini

TREE OF LIFE - won the equivalent of Best Picture at the Cannes Fim Festival this weekend, but experts don't think that will help much at the box office. But how can that be? Everyone loves the French. If those socialist pussies liked the movie, it should do great here... read more

Monday headlines, with X Factor and secret Avenger endings

PAULA ABDUL - has officially signed on to reunite with Simon Cowell and be the fourth judge on 'the X Factor', because what the hell else is she gonna do. (thr) THORS END CREDITS - had the fourth clip building up to next summers 'the Avengers', (the first 3 from 'Iron... read more

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Monday morning headlines

SUPERMAN - will face off against General Zod in the reboot, to be played by the excellent Michael Shannon. So, brace yourself, but Lindsay was lying to make it seem as if she was in demand. Although really I think she should be the one playing Lois Lane. And Zod. And... read more

Monday morning headlines

CHRIS BROWN - took a naked picture of himself in a mirror, and it leaked over the weekend. I'm sure this video scan of the picture reaches the bottom of his penis at some point. Let me know how it turns out. (media take out) RANGO - won the weekend box office with $38... read more

Monday morning headlines

UNKNOWN - won the weekend box office with $21.8 million, but the heavily hyped I Am Number Four only managed 3rd place with 19.2. So apparently you can be a brooding teenager with special powers and a forbidden love all you want, but if you're not a vampire, fuck off. (... read more