Spider-Man less amazing now than the first 3 times

'The Amazing Spider-Man' easily won the weekend box office (it helps to open Monday at midnight and have a 6-day opening "weekend") earning $75 million in it's first 3 days ($140M total), making it a huge success by any standard. Unless your standard is the other Spider-Man movies, from the trilogy that ended just 5 years ago, because 'Spider-Man' earned $115 million in it's first 3 days. 'Spider-Man 2' made $130...

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'The Avengers' made 205 million, smashes old record

Until now, ‘Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Part 2' had the biggest opening weekend ever when it made $169M, and though the numbers won't be official until later today, ‘The Avengers' reportedly made $205 million in it's opening weekend, more than double the old record (or maybe not "double". I'm not great with numbers.) It's now made almost $650 million worldwide, meaning a lot of high-priced call girls are...

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'the Avengers' made $185M this weekend, opens 4 days from now

If you haven't already bought tickets to see 'the Avengers' next weekend, and you live on earth, you might want to because Deadline says it's already sold $185 million in tickets overseas, while in the US it's pre-sold more tickets than every other Marvel movie combined and is tracking for an opening weekend of at least $125 million. On top of all that it's currently getting a 97 on rotten tomatoes and a 75 on ...

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weekend box office was the second lowest all year

A cast including Sarah Jessica Parker, Ashton Kutcher, Jon Bon Jovi, Katherine Heigl, Josh Duhamel, Halle Berry, Jessica Biel, Robert De Niro, Zac Efron, Lea Michele, and Michelle Pfeiffer wasn't enough to get anyone to go see ‘New Years Eve', which was number 1 at the box office despite grossing just $13.7 Million. It's the 66th lowest debut of 2011, even lower than ‘Something Borrowed' and ‘Jumping the Broom', which...

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Brett Ratner lied about "banging" Olivia Munn

Brett Ratner had a perfectly terrible weekend, and that's awesome because he's a shitty director and an asshole and no one deserves success less than he does. Here's a recap: FRIDAY: Ratner explained that the reason his movies look like no one bothered to rehearse is because no one bothered to rehearse. Then he added the word "fags". "After a screening of his new movie 'Tower Heist' at L.A.'s Arclight Cinemas, the...

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'Real Steel' won the weekend box office

‘Real Steel' was the number 1 movie at the box office this weekend, grossing a fairly weak $27.3 million. ‘Ides of March' was second with $10.4 million, ‘Dolphin Tale' was third with $9.1M, ‘Moneyball' fourth with $7.5M, and ‘50/50' was fifth with $5.5 million. I didn't see any of those by the way so don't tell me how 'Real Steel' ends. I bet it's surprising! (deadline)

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Monday headlines, with pregnant bride Lily Allen

KIM KARDASHIAN - was accused of cheating on her fiance after an NFL player named Brett Lockett told InTouch they'd been having a "physical relationship" for 5 months, but now he admits he's never actually met her face to face. His dick must be huge. (e!) SUPER 8 - was number 1 at the box office with $37M, because movie theaters don't give refunds. (ew) BOOK OF MORMON - is the musical written by Matt Stone and Trey...read more

Monday headlines, with Michelle Hunziker in a bikini

TREE OF LIFE - won the equivalent of Best Picture at the Cannes Fim Festival this weekend, but experts don't think that will help much at the box office. But how can that be? Everyone loves the French. If those socialist pussies liked the movie, it should do great here in America. (la times) KIRSTEN DUNST - was the winner of the Best Actress award at Cannes for her work in 'Melancholia'. As you now know, Cannes...

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Monday headlines, with X Factor and secret Avenger endings

PAULA ABDUL - has officially signed on to reunite with Simon Cowell and be the fourth judge on 'the X Factor', because what the hell else is she gonna do. (thr) THORS END CREDITS - had the fourth clip building up to next summers 'the Avengers', (the first 3 from 'Iron Man', 'Iron Man 2' and 'the Incredible Hulk' are above and here) but what does it mean? For one it means I was trapped in the center of the row for the...

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Monday morning headlines

SUPERMAN - will face off against General Zod in the reboot, to be played by the excellent Michael Shannon. So, brace yourself, but Lindsay was lying to make it seem as if she was in demand. Although really I think she should be the one playing Lois Lane. And Zod. And Superman. She's that good. (thr) YOUR HIGHNESS - bombed at the box office this weekend, making just $9.5 million and opening at number 6 despite starring...

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Monday morning headlines

CHRIS BROWN - took a naked picture of himself in a mirror, and it leaked over the weekend. I'm sure this video scan of the picture reaches the bottom of his penis at some point. Let me know how it turns out. (media take out) RANGO - won the weekend box office with $38 million, easily beating the Adjustment Bureau which was second with $20.9M. When Matt Damon heard about this, he took a knife and ran the blade over the...

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Monday morning headlines

UNKNOWN - won the weekend box office with $21.8 million, but the heavily hyped I Am Number Four only managed 3rd place with 19.2. So apparently you can be a brooding teenager with special powers and a forbidden love all you want, but if you're not a vampire, fuck off. (deadline) DIANNA AGRON AND ALEX PETTYFER - are the stars of I Am Number Four, and they've dated for about a year, until this weekend, when they broke...

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afternoon headlines

NO STRINGS ATTACHED - was the only new movie in theaters this week, and it made 20 million to win a very slow weekend box office. So finally we've discovered that people will watch an Ashton Kutcher movie, as long as they have nothing else to choose from. (box office mojo) SKINS - has lost two more sponsors, Subway and Schick, citing concerns that the show may be child pornography. Jersey Shore went through this same...read more

Wednesday headlines

THE 10 HIGHEST GROSSING MOVIES OF 2010 - might surprise you. Unless you already know what they are, in which case they won't. Unless you have that Memento thing and you didn't tat them down. Do you have that? Do you have that? Do you have that? Do I have keep asking or how does this work? (filmdrunk) REESE WITHERSPOON - got engaged to her agent Jim Toth. It will be her second marriage (she divorced Ryan Phillippe in...

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Monday morning headlines

LITTLE FOCKERS won the weekend box office with a lower than expected $34 million, but the real story was that Gullivers Travels absolutely bombed, opening at number 7 with just $7.2 million. Actually "bomb" might not be a fitting description, because I'd much rather be in a room with an actual bomb than a Jack Black movie. (variety) TENNA MARIE - died of natural causes over the weekend at age 54, and apparently this...

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