Nicole Kidman pee’d on Zac Efrons face and chest

By brendon May 24, 2012 @ 2:33 PM

Nicole Kidman plays a white trash slut so well in ‘the Paperboy’ that they might as well have called it ‘the Dina Lohan Story’, especially since they’ll both be remembered for the awful thing that came out of their vaginas.

As the Huffingtom Post says…

“The Paperboy” debuted at the Cannes Film Festival on Thursday, and Lee Daniels’ “Precious” follow-up provided attendees with the chance to watch Nicole Kidman urinate on Zac Efron.
“This is a movie that often seems to be missing important transitional scenes or specific inserts,” wrote Vulture’s Kyle Buchanan, “but you had better believe that when Nicole Kidman pees on Zac Efron, that camera is there.”
The “golden shower” happens in a non-sexual context: Efron’s character gets stung by a jellyfish while in the ocean.

The good news is that having an Academy Award winner pee on Zac Efron is an excellent way to get your movie noticed. The bad news is that Kim Kardashian has labeled him a selfish lover for not reciprocating.

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Zac Efron dropped a condom at the Lorax premiere

By brendon February 23, 2012 @ 3:15 PM

Zac Efron apparently dropped a condom on the red carpet at the premiere of ‘The Lorax’, I guess because he could have sex at any moment. Or maybe he wears them when a girl blows him too. What a creep. Personally I would never reach into my pocket, pull out some latex covered in spermicide and then ask a girl I just met to lick it, but apparently Zac Efron doesn’t respect women as much as I do.

(image source of zac with perhaps the lucky young lady and/or lorax = getty)

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it could have been Zac Efron tweeting Demi Moores ass

By brendon February 01, 2012 @ 4:07 PM

Had he played his cards right, 24-year-old Zac Efron could have been the next young Hollywood hunk having three-ways with 49-year-old Demi Moore. Or, played his cards wrong, whichever the case may be.

“(Demi) has been really down (since separating from Ashton Kutcher), and she’s surrounding herself with young people to make her feel better,” an insider tells Us magazine.
One of Moore’s favorite young stars to party with — and flirt with — is daughter Rumer Willis’s longtime friend Zac Efron, a hunk nine years younger than Kutcher, 33.
A wired, gaunt Moore “tracked down” Efron at a party in Venice. “She seemed out of her mind at this party.”

So this could have been just like the scene in ‘New Years Eve’ when Zac kissed Michelle Pfeiffer, except this time, the game is for real!!!

(image source = inf, splash)

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Afternoon Headlines

By brendon May 26, 2009 @ 12:34 PM

ZAC EFRON – is considering breaking up with Vanessa Hudgens because he’s being told, “When people see them together, they think of their characters.” As in from “High School Musical”. Another way to change his image would be to rant about how the Jews control the banks. They do, you know. I’ve got some stuff you should read. (source = star magazine)

LILY ALLEN – says that “Britain’s Got Talent” sensation Susan Boyle is overrated, and that 12-year-old Shaheen Jarfagholi should win (relevant videos over here). More importantly, how come we’re stuck with Paula Abdul and they get hot-ass Amanda Holden. Every time I see Amanda I wanna punch Paula. I’d rather “Idol” switch to footage from a truck stop toilet than go to Paula after every song. (source = daily mail)

SHAUNA SAND – for the second time today, the “star” of a set of pictures from Miami Beach has been overshadowed (this time by the random topless chick) but if you need to describe these Shauna pics to a coworker, stumble back and point at the monitor and say, “OHMY FUCKINGGOD WHATISTHAT?!” (source = mavrix and splash. jump to hq here)

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A LITTLE SOMETHIN FOR THE LADIES…

By brendon October 28, 2008 @ 5:58 AM

Zac Efron and his awesome girlfriend Vanessa Hudgens were in Hawaii over the weekend for some friends wedding. I guess that’s the kind of guy she’s into. Some girls find that type attractive I guess. I don’t get it but whatever. If she’s ready to upgrade, I'm right here baby. I was All-State in Push-Ups and French Kissing in HS, then went on to win the Admiral Bull Halsey Award for Achievements in Ass-Kicking while at the Naval Academy. And not just because of my awesome level of racism against enemies of the United States. These model type guys look pretty smug walking around the house in their underpants. Maybe a karate attack will take the blush out of those cheeks. HI-YA!

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STUFF FROM ALL OVER

By brendon October 27, 2008 @ 6:44 AM

BONO IS IN TROUBLE - Bono has a wife. That’s not her.

JENNIFER HUDSON OFFERS A REWARD – You probably know by now that Jennifer Hudson’s mother and brother were shot to death in Chicago on Friday, presumably by her brother-in-law, who is also the prime suspect in the disappearance of Jennifer’s 7-year-old nephew Julian. She has now offered a $100,000 reward for Julian’s safe return. This shit is depressing. Moving right along.

HSM3 MADE 82 MILLION DOLLARS – "High School Musical 3" made $42 million in the US, another 40 overseas. I saw it late Friday night and personally I was a disappointed. I haven’t seen the first two, but I have seen "Fresh Outta High School" 1 – 10. I thought it would be the same thing, pretty much. But halfway through the theater manager explained it wasn’t. Also, "where are your pants" and "you better get a mop and clean that up".

SO CAL GIRLS HEART SOCIALISM – pardon me, "wealth redistribution". Even worse, there's just a week left for your chest to cast its vote in CH's governing bodies contest. Here are some of the BREAST so far. A-cha-cha-cha!