Zac Efron is having a very public struggle with addiction but did it get so bad that he overdosed ? Word on the Internets is that it did. Back in January, before he went into rehab, Zac reportedly had to be resuscitated at a party after he took a bunch of Oxycodone and Aderall. I usually just put out pretzels and chips, so I guess this was a more upscale event. Supposedly, he was so bad off that he wouldn’t even let people in the door unless they brought him pills. It’s sad to see a kid with…well…not talent, but you know, fuck up his life this royally. I don’t even feel like making any Zac sucks dick jokes. Do you see now how drug abuse affects more than just the user?
Further proving that most celebrities are the victims of their own narcissistic desires to be mentioned by the tabloids and gossip sites on a daily basis, actor Zac Efron allegedly not only went to rehab recently for substance abuse, but he also finished his treatment five months ago without anybody ever mentioning it. According to E!, sources claim the 25-year old is “healthy, happy and not drinking,” while TMZ claims this is all about cocaine. Either way, he’s currently working on more projects than ever, and I think the key to this kind of quiet, understated success and recovery is to not have entered this world through Dina Lohan’s birth canal.
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Nicole Kidman plays a white trash slut so well in ‘the Paperboy’ that they might as well have called it ‘the Dina Lohan Story’, especially since they’ll both be remembered for the awful thing that came out of their vaginas.
As the Huffingtom Post says…
“The Paperboy” debuted at the Cannes Film Festival on Thursday, and Lee Daniels’ “Precious” follow-up provided attendees with the chance to watch Nicole Kidman urinate on Zac Efron.
“This is a movie that often seems to be missing important transitional scenes or specific inserts,” wrote Vulture’s Kyle Buchanan, “but you had better believe that when Nicole Kidman pees on Zac Efron, that camera is there.”
The “golden shower” happens in a non-sexual context: Efron’s character gets stung by a jellyfish while in the ocean.
The good news is that having an Academy Award winner pee on Zac Efron is an excellent way to get your movie noticed. The bad news is that Kim Kardashian has labeled him a selfish lover for not reciprocating.
Zac Efron apparently dropped a condom on the red carpet at the premiere of ‘The Lorax’, I guess because he could have sex at any moment. Or maybe he wears them when a girl blows him too. What a creep. Personally I would never reach into my pocket, pull out some latex covered in spermicide and then ask a girl I just met to lick it, but apparently Zac Efron doesn’t respect women as much as I do.
(image source of zac with perhaps the lucky young lady and/or lorax = getty)
Had he played his cards right, 24-year-old Zac Efron could have been the next young Hollywood hunk having three-ways with 49-year-old Demi Moore. Or, played his cards wrong, whichever the case may be.
“(Demi) has been really down (since separating from Ashton Kutcher), and she’s surrounding herself with young people to make her feel better,” an insider tells Us magazine.
One of Moore’s favorite young stars to party with — and flirt with — is daughter Rumer Willis’s longtime friend Zac Efron, a hunk nine years younger than Kutcher, 33.
A wired, gaunt Moore “tracked down” Efron at a party in Venice. “She seemed out of her mind at this party.”
So this could have been just like the scene in ‘New Years Eve’ when Zac kissed Michelle Pfeiffer, except this time, the game is for real!!!
(image source = inf, splash)
ZAC EFRON – is considering breaking up with Vanessa Hudgens because he’s being told, “When people see them together, they think of their characters.” As in from “High School Musical”. Another way to change his image would be to rant about how the Jews control the banks. They do, you know. I’ve got some stuff you should read. (source = star magazine)
LILY ALLEN – says that “Britain’s Got Talent” sensation Susan Boyle is overrated, and that 12-year-old Shaheen Jarfagholi should win (relevant videos over here). More importantly, how come we’re stuck with Paula Abdul and they get hot-ass Amanda Holden. Every time I see Amanda I wanna punch Paula. I’d rather “Idol” switch to footage from a truck stop toilet than go to Paula after every song. (source = daily mail)
SHAUNA SAND – for the second time today, the “star” of a set of pictures from Miami Beach has been overshadowed (this time by the random topless chick) but if you need to describe these Shauna pics to a coworker, stumble back and point at the monitor and say, “OHMY FUCKINGGOD WHATISTHAT?!” (source = mavrix and splash. jump to hq here)