ZAC EFRON - is considering breaking up with Vanessa Hudgens because he’s being told, “When people see them together, they think of their characters.” As in from “High School Musical”. Another way to change his image would be to rant about how the Jews control the banks. They do, you know. I’ve got some stuff you should read. (source = star magazine)
LILY ALLEN - says that “Britain’s Got Talent” sensation Susan Boyle is overrated, and that 12-year-old Shaheen Jarfagholi should win (relevant videos over here). More importantly, how come we’re stuck with Paula Abdul and they get hot-ass Amanda Holden. Every time I see Amanda I wanna punch Paula. I’d rather “Idol” switch to footage from a truck stop toilet than go to Paula after every song. (source = daily mail)
SHAUNA SAND - for the second time today, the “star” of a set of pictures from Miami Beach has been overshadowed (this time by the random topless chick) but if you need to describe these Shauna pics to a coworker, stumble back and point at the monitor and say, “OHMY FUCKINGGOD WHATISTHAT?!” (source = mavrix and splash. jump to hq here)
Zac Efron and his awesome girlfriend Vanessa Hudgens were in Hawaii over the weekend for some friends wedding. I guess that’s the kind of guy she’s into. Some girls find that type attractive I guess. I don’t get it but whatever. If she’s ready to upgrade, I'm right here baby. I was All-State in Push-Ups and French Kissing in HS, then went on to win the Admiral Bull Halsey Award for Achievements in Ass-Kicking while at the Naval Academy. And not just because of my awesome level of racism against enemies of the United States. These model type guys look pretty smug walking around the house in their underpants. Maybe a karate attack will take the blush out of those cheeks. HI-YA!
BONO IS IN TROUBLE - Bono has a wife. That’s not her.
JENNIFER HUDSON OFFERS A REWARD - You probably know by now that Jennifer Hudson’s mother and brother were shot to death in Chicago on Friday, presumably by her brother-in-law, who is also the prime suspect in the disappearance of Jennifer’s 7-year-old nephew Julian. She has now offered a $100,000 reward for Julian’s safe return. This shit is depressing. Moving right along.
HSM3 MADE 82 MILLION DOLLARS - "High School Musical 3" made $42 million in the US, another 40 overseas. I saw it late Friday night and personally I was a disappointed. I haven’t seen the first two, but I have seen "Fresh Outta High School" 1 – 10. I thought it would be the same thing, pretty much. But halfway through the theater manager explained it wasn’t. Also, "where are your pants" and "you better get a mop and clean that up".
SO CAL GIRLS HEART SOCIALISM - pardon me, "wealth redistribution". Even worse, there's just a week left for your chest to cast its vote in CH's governing bodies contest. Here are some of the BREAST so far. A-cha-cha-cha!
I didn't think people this young were even allowed to fly by themselves, but apparently they are, because Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens, the stars of "High School Musical" 1 and 2, are in Hawaii this week. Vanessa was born in 1988, but try telling that to my penis, who is freaking out because she looks like she's 12. These might as well be pictures of a baby panda and a baby tiger holding hands on the beach.
