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Facebook Forced To Roll Out Feature To Erase Already Sent Messages

April 12, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Mark Zuckerberg has been having a terrible month. Just within the last few weeks he’s been caught with his pants down more times than your average teenage couple caught by a cop in the back of a borrowed car.... READ MORE

Khloe Kardashian’s New Show Is As Creative As They Come

April 11, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I wonder where Khloe Kardashian gathered inspiration to create a show about a group of sisters whose lives strayed off the straight and narrow path of being decent people. The series she’s planning on producing is called “Twisted Sisters”... READ MORE

James Toback Finds Vindication; No One Else Finds A Reason To Care

April 11, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

James Toback just took a win home in a to-go box from court. It’s quite impressive when a man of his size manages to Keanu Reeves Matrix maneuver around five sexual misconduct cases flung his way but James just... READ MORE

Justin Theroux Does Not Love Thy Neighbor

April 11, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

If there’s one commandment worth breaking it’s definitely the one about being buddy buddy with your neighbor when they’re clearly an anthropomorphic pile of douche. Justin Theroux and his co-op neighbor, Norman Resnicow, aren’t the best of friends. Theroux... READ MORE

Some People Spent Good Money To Sniff Russell Crowe’s Unmentionables

April 11, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Are you not entertained? Maximus must sell the same jockstrap he wore in Cinderella Man to finance a divorce from his princess. And surprisingly it sold because who could pass up the opportunity to smell the same region where... READ MORE

Stan Lee Experiencing The Worst Kind Of Identity Theft

April 11, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Stan Lee is one man who can’t find any solace in his final years on this Earth thanks to almost everyone within arm’s reach specializing in some sort of thievery. Lee was pretty preoccupied worrying about the live-in nurses... READ MORE

Kendra Wilkinson Using Alcohol And Xbox To Get Over Her Ex

April 10, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Kendra Wilkinson is coming out of this divorce a weak woman. If sipping from a shot glass on Snapchat in a bunny ears filter while playing Xbox doesn’t spell lost human being I don’t know what does. Kendra is... READ MORE

Brooklyn Beckham Bending Over Playboy Models Now

April 10, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

The blogs are the only place where a boy named after a borough in New York City could be considered a legitimate philanderer. So according to the headlines written by writers who don’t get laid often, Brooklyn Beckham is... READ MORE

Before MadMen There Was Soft-Core Porn For John Hamm

April 10, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

John Hamm has probably had one of the longest roads leading to success. Most individuals looking for fame wait tables or do dishes until they hit it big. No, not John. He arranged props as a set-dresser for soft-core... READ MORE

Jared Leto Is Probably 30 Seconds Away From Nearby Bus Stop

April 10, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

They’re smug, pretentious, and utilize penny-farthings as their main source of transportation. They infest inner city areas areas like cockroaches, forcing bodegas out in order to open up overpriced fair trade coffee shops. They wear lumberjack uniforms with the... READ MORE

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