April 12, 2018 |
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Elliot Wolf|
Mark Zuckerberg has been having a terrible month. Just within the last few weeks he’s been caught with his pants down more times than your average teenage couple caught by a cop in the back of a borrowed car....
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April 11, 2018 |
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Elliot Wolf|
I wonder where Khloe Kardashian gathered inspiration to create a show about a group of sisters whose lives strayed off the straight and narrow path of being decent people. The series she’s planning on producing is called “Twisted Sisters”...
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April 11, 2018 |
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Elliot Wolf|
James Toback just took a win home in a to-go box from court. It’s quite impressive when a man of his size manages to Keanu Reeves Matrix maneuver around five sexual misconduct cases flung his way but James just...
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April 11, 2018 |
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Elliot Wolf|
If there’s one commandment worth breaking it’s definitely the one about being buddy buddy with your neighbor when they’re clearly an anthropomorphic pile of douche. Justin Theroux and his co-op neighbor, Norman Resnicow, aren’t the best of friends. Theroux...
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April 11, 2018 |
celebrity |
Elliot Wolf|
Are you not entertained? Maximus must sell the same jockstrap he wore in Cinderella Man to finance a divorce from his princess. And surprisingly it sold because who could pass up the opportunity to smell the same region where...
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April 11, 2018 |
celebrity |
Elliot Wolf|
Stan Lee is one man who can’t find any solace in his final years on this Earth thanks to almost everyone within arm’s reach specializing in some sort of thievery. Lee was pretty preoccupied worrying about the live-in nurses...
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April 10, 2018 |
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Elliot Wolf|
Kendra Wilkinson is coming out of this divorce a weak woman. If sipping from a shot glass on Snapchat in a bunny ears filter while playing Xbox doesn’t spell lost human being I don’t know what does. Kendra is...
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April 10, 2018 |
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Elliot Wolf|
The blogs are the only place where a boy named after a borough in New York City could be considered a legitimate philanderer. So according to the headlines written by writers who don’t get laid often, Brooklyn Beckham is...
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April 10, 2018 |
celebrity |
Elliot Wolf|
John Hamm has probably had one of the longest roads leading to success. Most individuals looking for fame wait tables or do dishes until they hit it big. No, not John. He arranged props as a set-dresser for soft-core...
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April 10, 2018 |
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Elliot Wolf|
They’re smug, pretentious, and utilize penny-farthings as their main source of transportation. They infest inner city areas areas like cockroaches, forcing bodegas out in order to open up overpriced fair trade coffee shops. They wear lumberjack uniforms with the...
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