Jessica Alba arrived back in the US today after a few days in Venice to promote ‘Machete’, and when she landed at LAX there wasn’t a frown to be seen, because she was wearing a shirt made by someone... READ MORE

Jessica Alba is in Italy this week for the European premiere of ‘Machete’ at the Venice Film Festival. Lindsay Lohan isn’t there because no one likes her, but she probably should be because she has 3 naked scenes in... READ MORE

Jessica Alba had a rooftop photo shoot in LA yesterday, and when she stood near the edge you could kind of see up her dress. But not enough to see anything great. It was pretty disappointing. In fact, considering... READ MORE

Jessica Alba had a photoshoot in LA over the weekend, although it’s not known what it was for. If nothing else it would make a good ad to promote masturbating. (image source = fame) READ MORE

LARRY KING – announced his retirement last night and ‘Americas Got Talent’ judge Piers Morgan could sign a deal to replace him as early as today. King had no comment about Morgan because CNN had already pushed him down... READ MORE

I’m gonna go out on a limb and guess that Megan Fox doesnt have to scour the countryside to find someone, anyone, to have sex with her. Not only does Cameron Diaz have to do that, but she seems... READ MORE

Jessica Alba spent Memorial Day just south of LA in Newport Beach, and it seems impossible to believe but these are the only two pictures of her in a bikini. Fuck. Off. Nice pictures, dick. This is bullshit. This... READ MORE

Jessica Alba presented an award with Ashton Kutcher (not pictured) at last nights Peoples Choice Awards, which makes perfect sense when you think about it because everyone loves Ashton Kutcher. Ashton “the Peoples Choice” Kutcher, they should call him.... READ MORE

(NOTE: I’d like to get an erection this weekend, so I’m not gonna risk looking up Lohan pictures just because the story is about her. So instead, hey look, it’s Denise Milani decorating a Christmas tree while her huge... READ MORE

Todays Lindsay Lohan story that someone clearly made up has to aim high because it’s been a while since she was in the news.  So to make up for lost time, the Mirror has one that claims she was... READ MORE