Pamela Anderson’s Son Dresses Her

September 20, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There are two reasons a grown son might dress his own mother. The first involve a series of limited but very popular category tabs on Xhamster. The second means you won’t be attending his wedding to a woman any time soon

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Paul Allen Hosts A Has-Been Boat Party

May 23, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Only billionaires can afford custom built luxury yachts because only billionaires can afford to lose tens of millions of dollars a year in operating cost and depreciation. Even Jennifer Lawrence finally being paid the same as her male co-stars could at best afford a sloop. 

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Pamela Anderson “Affair” With WikiLeaks Founder

April 6, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Pamela Anderson will be 50 in July. Look at her face if you need proof. The former porn star and current grab bag of bones and silicon is opening up about her “affair” with WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange.

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Pamela Anderson Still Gushing

April 3, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Pamela Anderson is doing a shitty job disguising her loin moisture for lesser Bond movie villain, looking Julian Assange. According to Ecuadorian Embassy scuttlebutt, Anderson’s visited Assange in his diplomatically protected lair a half dozen times.

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Pam Anderson Dripping WikiLeaks and Mama June Fap Worthy on the Last Men on Earth Podcast #80

March 15, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

On this week’s Last Men on Earth Podcast, we delve into the vagina poetry of Pamela Anderson for her stud Julian, Matt shockingly calls Mama June a trailer park 6 or 7, Snoop fake shoots Trump but real shoots other people, I defend Justin Bieber for being spiteful midget bottom, we wonder why a Texas Congresswoman is proposing a bill to force men into rectal exams and what that might look like, and we both wish we’d been the who who first humped the defiant girl statue on Wall Street. You don’t want to get in there second. Not with bronze.

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Pamela Anderson Pens Love Poem to Julian Assange

March 13, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Girls pen sappy odes to love as emotionally overwrought pubescents. It’s a sign the hormones are flowing. You may change genders in high school if you’re not totally impressed by your chromosomal selection or you’d simply like to use a dirtier bathroom.

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Pamela Anderson Is Not a Top Get

December 20, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s not that every single tiny country doesn’t deserve their own version of vacuous model competition shows, but if you were overrun by the Germans in under two weeks, you ought to think about forming larger entertainment blocs.

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Pamela Anderson Might’ve Killed WikiLeaks

October 18, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Pamela Anderson was a busy beaver in London. In the morning she posted protest letters to the new British Prime Minister urging her to prohibit elephants from being used in circuses. In the afternoon, she brought a vegan lunch to Julian Assange in the Ecuadoran embassy where he’s been holed up for the past four years avoiding Hillary Clinton drone strikes. Also some sexual assault charges in Sweden. But who doesn’t have those pending?

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Gretchen Carlson Pro-Cash and Pamela Anderson Anti-Jizz on The Last Men On Earth Podcast #59

September 10, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

On this week’s Last Men on Earth podcast we explore the legitimacy of nude models with Hep C preaching an anti-porn message, wonder aloud if Megan Rapinoe or Colin Kaepernick has the bigger dick, question how Melissa Click got hired into a new professorial job without sitting out at least one season, and estimate how badly you have to be sexually harassed by your old fat gross boss before you get a check for twenty million without much of a wait. Just the important stuff.

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Pamela Anderson Topless and Protesting Porn

September 2, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Pamela Anderson has joined forces with Shmuley Boteach, the effusive rabbi Michael Jackson enlisted to help him put a theological face on his child raping, to put the verboten on pornography. Not your traditional Christian ministry combo pack for a good old-fashioned anti-porn sermon.

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