Failed Father Tommy Lee Doesn’t Like Being A Dad

June 20, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Tommy Lee’s son Brandon Lee could have just got his father the standard on-sale tie from Target and called it a day but no, he wrote an angry Instagram caption/letter to daddy. I get it, sometimes the guy you... READ MORE

Tommy Lee Not Such A Scumbag After All

April 12, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

It’s a bittersweet moment for any son when they finally figure out that their father is Tommy Lee. Yes, you have access to a residual of stashed cash that wasn’t squandered away on drinking and drugs but you also... READ MORE

Pamela Anderson’s Son Dresses Her

September 20, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There are two reasons a grown son might dress his own mother. The first involve a series of limited but very popular category tabs on Xhamster. The second means you won't be attending his wedding to a woman any... READ MORE

Paul Allen Hosts A Has-Been Boat Party

May 23, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Only billionaires can afford custom built luxury yachts because only billionaires can afford to lose tens of millions of dollars a year in operating cost and depreciation. Even Jennifer Lawrence finally being paid the same as her male co-stars... READ MORE

Pamela Anderson “Affair” With WikiLeaks Founder

April 6, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Pamela Anderson will be 50 in July. Look at her face if you need proof. The former porn star and current grab bag of bones and silicon is opening up about her "affair" with WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange.

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Pamela Anderson Still Gushing

April 3, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Pamela Anderson is doing a shitty job disguising her loin moisture for lesser Bond movie villain, looking Julian Assange. According to Ecuadorian Embassy scuttlebutt, Anderson's visited Assange in his diplomatically protected lair a half dozen times.

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Pam Anderson Dripping WikiLeaks and Mama June Fap Worthy on the Last Men on Earth Podcast #80

March 15, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

On this week's Last Men on Earth Podcast, we delve into the vagina poetry of Pamela Anderson for her stud Julian, Matt shockingly calls Mama June a trailer park 6 or 7, Snoop fake shoots Trump but... READ MORE

Pamela Anderson Pens Love Poem to Julian Assange

March 13, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Girls pen sappy odes to love as emotionally overwrought pubescents. It's a sign the hormones are flowing. You may change genders in high school if you're not totally impressed by your chromosomal selection or you'd simply like to use... READ MORE

Pamela Anderson Is Not a Top Get

December 20, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It's not that every single tiny country doesn't deserve their own version of vacuous model competition shows, but if you were overrun by the Germans in under two weeks, you ought to think about forming larger entertainment blocs. READ MORE

Pamela Anderson Might’ve Killed WikiLeaks

October 18, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Pamela Anderson was a busy beaver in London. In the morning she posted protest letters to the new British Prime Minister urging her to prohibit elephants from being used in circuses. In the afternoon, she brought a vegan lunch... READ MORE