I was locked in my bathroom innocently checking out Candice Swanepoel behind the scenes of yet another sexy photoshoot when I got confused by the virtual entry of a bunch of male models. Not confused in the way ten-percent... READ MORE

What happens when you’re a hot ass bikini model and you go to the beach with your friend and she’s got a nicer butt than you? You cap her ass? Tip your cap? Or just hope nobody is around... READ MORE

Amanda Bynes, International Master of Disguise, was hiding in plain sight in New York’s Time Square with an invisibility cloak over her basketball sized face while wandering around yesterday and I’m sure no one noticed. Oh wait yes they did…... READ MORE

Cyborg probable murderer Oscar Pistorius was granted permission by a South African judge to travel overseas and compete. You’ll recall that the world famous Olympian was accused of shooting his girlfriend…. four times. According to Oscar, he thought she... READ MORE

I dig Lily Cole. She’s a redhead (a nearly sure sign that someone’s down for butt sex, trust me) who likes to show her boobs. Fuck what some feminists say, women have as much right to show off their... READ MORE

Right there’s the thing women will never fully understand about men. The hottest woman in the world is always the next woman we see. Doesn’t matter if Sex Incarnate came through before, whatever vision of womanhood follows, is always... READ MORE

I wonder what it must be like to be a chick like Maria Menounos. To come out of your mama with the destiny of looking incredibly hot your entire life. She was probably the cute girl who got all... READ MORE

Princely William is about to become as fucking useless as the rest of the British royal family. He has worked the last few years piloting search and rescue helicopters and actually making himself worthwhile. But now he’s quitting because... READ MORE

Back on March 14, all seemed well for rapper Gucci Mane, as he stepped out to the Hollywood premiere of Spring Breakers with his very lovely girlfriend and model Keyshia Dior to celebrate his film debut. Maybe he even... READ MORE

Ryanair is pretty much considered the single worst airline in the world. I’m not making that up, they came in dead last in the Zagat survey, or first I suppose, if you’re striving to be the worst. They scored... READ MORE