Justin Bieber is rad to the max

February 7, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Justin Bieber was in Miami this weekend, thankfully recording his amazing new album “Believe”, when he reminded everyone that he’s not just an incredible singer, dancer, and pussy magnet, but a next-level athlete as well. On a custom skateboard... READ MORE

this was not the most popular Super Bowl commercial

February 7, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

The USA Today admeter is ranking last nights Super Bowl commercials (watch the entire top 10 here), and so far the results are as dumb as expected. Because just imagine the kind of person whose idea of fun is... READ MORE

Gisele says Tom Brady can’t catch the f**king ball too

February 7, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

One thing that certainly helped the Giants win the Super Bowl last night was the three dropped passes by Patriots receivers in the fourth quarter. This was not lost on Tom Bradys wife Gisele Bundchen, who of course caught... READ MORE

M.I.A. ruined the Super Bowl, nations innocence

February 6, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

What began as a wholesome night of watching the worlds most powerful athletes try to cripple each other for personal glory and money turned into something tawdry and lewd during Madonnas halftime show when M.I.A. flipped off the camera.... READ MORE

M.I.A. is brave

February 4, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

M.I.A. finally premiered the video for her new fantastic new song ‘Bad Girls’ today (see it here), and whatever it’s called when Arab people do the thing where they ride outside their cars while it’s on two wheels, she... READ MORE

Madonna is a simple midwest girl, football player

February 4, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Apparently we’re really doing this and Madonna, who is 53 and only liked by middle aged women and drag queens, will be performing at the Super Bowl on Sunday. Yesterday she met with the media to talk about the... READ MORE

Michael Cera has a sexy new mustache

February 4, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

If he was trying to look like Magnum P.I., Michael Cera didn’t do very well with his new mustache. If the plan was to look like a young Mr. Pringle however, mission accomplished! (image source = fame) READ MORE

Tulisa is wearing a romper

February 4, 2012 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Tulisa(*) was out in LA yesterday, and seriously what the fuck. Is this really what the kids are doing these days, is this what the young people are wearing? Rompers? Those are for infants. They’re in the toddler department,... READ MORE

Lindsays neighbors are glad to be rid of her

February 4, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Lindsay Lohan was on twitter yesterday, confirming that she’s moved out of her condo on Venice Beach, and doing it with her trademark sense of delusion. “419 Venice way is on the market!! Anyone looking in Venice should see... READ MORE

girls have awful taste in movies

February 3, 2012 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Wouldn’t it be great if action movies were written by girls, and took place in some fantasy world where girls fought boys in hand to hand combat and beat them up, and there were fancy costumes and goofy names... READ MORE