There is a new White House petition to change the national anthem to R. Kelly’s Ignition (remix). The song about going to the club, drinkin’, ridin’ in a stretch Navigator, and gettin’ yo freak on has already garnered 4300... READ MORE

There are two types of dudes in this world. The kind who can’t stop thinking about the men their girl was with before them. And the kind who are able to let it go. The second group is split... READ MORE

The Royal Family does absolutely nothing when it comes to running the United Kingdom, but they have a shit ton of money, so they get to pretend that crowns and robes still mean something over there. English people eat... READ MORE

A 28-year old girl named Lauren Silberman paid $275 to kick footballs in front of some NFL scouts this weekend, because she thought that her background in college soccer qualified her to be a professional place kicker for an... READ MORE

America teenagers are really stupid (See: the success of Nicki Minaj and Justin Bieber) and MTV is run by people who are very good at taking advantage of that stupidity. So despite the fact that no intelligent adult has... READ MORE

Courtney Cox stepped out into the sun for the first time in centuries to grab coffee looking a little hard-featured. Personally, I’ve never understood the love for her, at any point. I always like Rachel, and, under a dim... READ MORE

It ain’t easy being a dictator. The funny hats, the 60’s military garb, long dinners with Sean Penn who just won’t shut the fuck up. And, then, shit, you get a cough which turns into cancer and suddenly you’re... READ MORE

After coming across these pics the first thought that popped into my head was I want to live in between her tits for a day. Well actually it was who is this, she seems nice, I wonder if we... READ MORE

Middle-aged lesbian Justin Bieber received a cold reception from his Limey fans when they booed him at a London concert. Why would his dedicated fan base of overweight menstruating girls and closeted boys jeer their ferret-faced idol? He was... READ MORE

Make that ‘All-Star Celebrity Apprentice’. Lisa Rinna is involved. This is top shelf. According to reports, Bret Michaels went full force tears after learning that he was the first contestant booted from the show this season. It was a... READ MORE