LeAnn Rimes is yelling at her fans on twitter again

August 16, 2012 | pictures | editor| 0 Comments

Despite what you may read, or hear, or see in that picture above, LeAnn Rimes is not some hussy, she’s a good Christian, and if you go on twitter and imply otherwise, she WILL yell at you about it.... READ MORE

Britney has a twitter question for Curiosity

August 16, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Martians are annoying dicks because they’re always coming to Earth and making our car radios staticky then zipping away and hiding like some little girl. But they got a wake-up call 10 days ago when we sent a one... READ MORE

Kristen Stewart has been fired from her own franchise

August 16, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Hahahaha, hahaha. Ha. Ha. Haha. Hahahaha. The Hollywood Reporter says… Universal has decided to shelf its planned ‘Snow White and the Huntsman’ sequel and is instead focusing on a solo Huntsman movie starring Chris Hemsworth. Kristen Stewart will not... READ MORE

Kelly Brook is photogenic

August 15, 2012 | bikini | editor| 0 Comments

According to the caption on the cover, Kelly Brook has finally done her first photo shoot with Nuts magazine, for reasons that were probably explained in the text I didn’t read before cropping out and discarding. More showy, less... READ MORE

Kris Jenner is not dead. Unfortunately.

August 15, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Apparently there was a rumor on Twitter last night that Kris Jenner had died, and the entire world was dancing and celebrating like at the end of ‘Return of the Jedi’, but then Kim Kardashian had to butt in... READ MORE

what ex-boyfriend is Taylor Swift attacking now?

August 15, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Taylor Swifts next album will be out in October and the first single, which was released today (hear it here), is called ‘We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together’. Naturally, it’s about a real ex-boyfriend who was a total... READ MORE

Elton John mooned Michael Caine

August 15, 2012 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Elton John and Michael Cain were both on their yachts in St. Tropez yesterday when John saw Caine and mooned him. Because you know how it is. You’re on your yacht off the coast of southern France, feeding kobe... READ MORE

Robert Pattinson finally did an interview

August 14, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Robert Pattinson had agreed to go on ‘the Daily Show’ to promote his new movie ‘Cosmopolis’ (based on the book by the great Don DeLilo) long before Kristen Stewart cheated on him, and while she’s been dropping out of... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan looked fat in her bikini

August 14, 2012 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

So not only is Lindsay Lohan an irresponsible drunk, a kleptomaniac, and a shitty actress with a terrible attitude, but now it seems she’s also putting on weight. She’s a dream come true if you’re a director or casting... READ MORE

Ashley Greene won the bikini contest

August 14, 2012 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

Ashley Greene looked absolutely terrific in a bikini yesterday after going paddle boarding in Malibu, and not that it even matters but she was with some dork. I don’t know who he is. It might have said his name.... READ MORE