People who point to Chris Brown beating on Rihanna as the sign of his douchebaggery just aren’t digging deep enough. Chris Brown is a shit stain on so many levels, hitting a woman only scratches the surface. But is... READ MORE

Some people call Mila Kunis the perfect girl. She’s smart, she’s funny, she’s talented, and she’s hot. But she did let McCauley Caulkin suckle her teat for almost almost a decade, then bounced into the sack with Ashton Kutcher,... READ MORE

Ali Landry has never done much to actually be considered famous, other than win Miss USA, star in a Doritos commercial and marry the guy who played Slater on Saved by the Bell for a whopping two weeks. But... READ MORE

The fact that there are not one but TWO celebrity diving shows on American television says pretty much everything you need to know about why people are so stupid lately. First, FOX aired Stars in Danger: The High Dive... READ MORE

Her? Really? Flute girl? Well, I guess even psychotic, obsessed perverts lower their standards every now and then. … the “How I Met Your Mother” actress obtained a temporary restraining order in February against John Hobbs … who was... READ MORE

I almost wish I had been the one person in the world to see the Red Dawn reboot so I could have been ready for attack by those sinister North Koreans. Those boot stomping mofos are always up to... READ MORE

First Chavez, now Paul Bearer, that doesn’t bode well for one celebrity come tomorrow, as these things always happen in threes. Maybe Bieber will prove this stupid superstition out and we can stop calling it a stupid superstition and... READ MORE

(^^^ you might want to kill the volume on this video unless you want to experience sudden female spotting.) Why is it so damn amazing to be Michael Bublé (accent added to appease the angry mob Canadians)? It’s not the gold... READ MORE

Turns out, the innovation-averse monkeys on network television couldn’t even develop a celebrity diving show on their own. Splash, the new horrible TV show that I’ll probably watch, showing mostly fat and tired celebrities learning how to dive into... READ MORE

This is what it’s come to. Liza Morales is famous for being Lamar Odom’s baby mama. Lamar Odom used to be famous for being a basketball player, now he’s more well known for being the dude who has the... READ MORE