Guillermo Del Toro Accused of Copycatting, Again

February 7, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Guillermo del Toro should have been nominated for fewer awards when it comes to The Shape of Water. The film pandered and the plot was subpar. I used to only believe that a mute woman having sex with her pet humanoid goldfish could only be found on DeviantArt fan fiction but I was wrong. Now […]

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YouTuber Fired From Movie After Hate Speech Went Viral

February 7, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Sometimes the hate you give comes back to bite you in the ass when you catch a big break. Kian Lawley was fired from the Twentieth Century Fox film The Hate U Give after a video resurfaced of him spreading verbal one star Yelp reviews of his melanin friends. When the film company heard about […]

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Natalie Portman Never Sexually Assaulted But Knows A Friend That Knows A Friend

February 7, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Natalie Portman is doing her best to wedge her way into the MeToo movement. Her first attempt included giving a speech at the 2018 Women’s March where she opened up about receiving an erotic rape fan letter at the tender age of 13. A letter about rape isn’t technically rape so Portman tried again in […]

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Shocker: Celeb Hairdresser is Straight, Accused of Hanky Panky

February 7, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Think your hair care products don’t hurt anyone? Think again the next time you think about picking up a bottle of Paul Mitchell for your high maintenance girlfriend or secret Super Cuts boyfriend with the highlights in his hair. Angus Mitchell is the son of Paul Mitchell and a co-owner of the company. He’s also […]

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Quentin Tarantino – Roman Polanski’s 13-Year-Old Victim Hungry For Dong

February 6, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

“He didn’t rape a thirteen-year-old. It was statutory rape…he had sex with a minor. That’s not rape.”

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Ashley Graham Models Bikinis For The Big Girls With Mom

February 6, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Ashley Graham was fortunate enough to be blessed with an overactive thyroid that launched her career. At least that’s what most overweight models claim as the reason for their obesity. It’s never overeating at all. Never one to miss a meal or opportunity to make money Ashley enlisted the aid of a woman who she […]

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Amber Heard Starting To Lose The Upper Hand

February 6, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Amber Heard is hot but also crazy. Sometimes the balance between the two shifts so much towards the lunatic side of the scale that being hot doesn’t make up for a dumb deed. Fortunately for her the judge who had to decide between fining her $70,000 or $7,000 for missing a deposition chose only slapping […]

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Weekend TV Tits Roundup

February 6, 2018 | NSFW | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

This past weekend marked the debut of one of the most vag-filled shows in recent years, Netflix’s sci-fi porn Altered Carbon, which brings full nudity from Martha Higareda, Dichen Lachman, and Hannah Rose May. It’s nice to see Netflix sticking to what they know, and the clinical settings is reminiscent of fellow porn series Westworld on […]

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Uma Thurman Under The Threat Of Weinstein Lawsuit

February 6, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

If you can’t keep them quiet with a settlement the threat of a lawsuit works well as a plan B. Uma Thurman is coming out of her sexual harassment shell and claiming her name is on the list of Harvey Weinstein’s super exclusive sexual assault club. But after so many allegations and counting Harvey is […]

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