Mia Khalifa Leaks Chad Kelly's Texts

Mia Khalifa lives in Tallahassee, claims to go to Florida State but don't ask for her transcripts, and gets her disgusting bloated fake cartoonish tits fucked on camera by a Russian national from time to time, sometimes while wearing a hijab. She's most likely Guatemalan... read more

First Black Miss Teen USA Heard Donald Trump Was Racist

The Trump accusers are a motley crew. They make the Cosby accusers look like ancient Greek stoics. Unlike the Fat Albert victims who shared their stories through the years to an unsympathetic audience, the Trump claimants have activated simultaneously in October 2016 like... read more

Trump the Violator and Kesha's Nasty Medical Records on The Last Men on Earth Podcast #63

On this week's Last Men on Earth podcast we build a friendship test based on how you react to Trump sexual piggery news, guess at what's so darkly secreted in Kesha's medical records, I worry about King Cairo having shitty guidance, Matt hates on NBC because he's a... read more

Emily Ratajkowski Goes Topless And Shit Around The Web

Emily Ratajkowski goes topless because it's what she does. And why you tolerate every single other thing she does. A free pass. Stamp it. read more

Trump Called America's Deaf Sweetheart a Retard

Half of Hollywood is currently temping for the Clinton campaign digging up anything they can find with Trump making derogatory statements about women, or in this case, a deaf woman. Trump trollers are finding shit left and right, anonymously quoted, naturally. They all... read more

Alexis Ren Next Gen Instagram Pimping

Social media stardom is no longer a novelty. It's a business. Get in early. Alexis Ren started with bikini photos at fifteen. One of her barely covered mid-teen photos went viral and everybody politely pretended it wasn't millions of men around the world jail-baiting one... read more

Blatant Plug for the NFL Sunday Ticket, It's the Bomb

While America crumbles around you in waves of Lena Dunham scented downy filled boy shorts, there is still hope. There is still football. read more

Thandie Newton Tits, They're Still Hanging Around (Mr. Skin Minute VIDEO)

If you're still getting paid to show off your tits on camera at forty-three, consider yourself blessed. That's Clemens and Bonds era longevity. A bygone fantasy cocktail. read more

Kaili Thorne in A Bikini

It's not that pouring water on your tits is ever a bad idea, but there is the potential for a look of desperation. Bella Thorne's two older sisters continue to play the role of Vince and Dom Dimaggio. You might be decent ball players, but you don't get a cool nickname and... read more

Shailene Woodley Hard Time

Shailene Woodley wanted her people to know she was fine after being arrested for trespassing while protesting the Dakota Access Pipeline. Woodley Facebook streamed all three hours of her protest on behalf of the environment and the Indigenous Peoples of America and... read more

Melissa Lori Tinier Bikini

Self-described "heavily published model" Melissa Lori continues her experiment of laying in a thong on Miami Beach to see what opportunity comes knocking. The food trucks are decent and at some point an ocean-soaked man with decent prospects may come up the beach out of... read more

Rose McGowan Finally Books a Gig (VIDEO)

Gender doesn't matter, until it does and decides Presidential elections. The lowest common denominator election in anybody alive's lifetime is about to be settled on a definitively gender basis. A new CNN map showed how if only men voted, Trump would take most every... read more