Kylie Jenner Couldn't Be a Better Girlfriend

When none of their Facebook friends are watching, even white Blue State moms confess they don't want to wake to photos of their topless teen daughters mounted on short unemployed older black men. read more

Nick Gordon Can't Pay For His Murders

There are a few drawbacks to marrying your loser adopted elder brother. Firstly, people tend to discuss how weird it is. This can lead you to be kind of a recluse like Woody Allen. Also, it means the guy is kind of a weirdo and might kill you. read more

World Toilet Day Was Full Of Winners

Saturday was World Toilet Day. If you missed it don't be alarmed, any worthy cause would be scheduled for a weekday. World Toilet Day's mission was to bring awareness about all the people around the world who don't have access to a toilet. This encompasses some 2.4... read more

They Don't Give Awards to The Smartest Chicks

Some models get it. This gig is so damn arbitrary. There are a ton of pretty girls and you look like a ton of them. When opportunity knocks, open the door, fuck it, and ask what it can do for you while you smoke a menthol on your pillow. read more

Andy Cohen's Run Out of Good Stories

Bravo's Andy Cohen has yet another tell-all book out. You figure an openly homosexual man enmeshed in the world of second tier celebrity and entertainment would have some decent yarns to spin. Cohen may be all out at this point. read more

Martha Hunt Sexy Workout And Shit Around The Web

Martha Hunt looking hot as fuck in a sweaty workout pictorial. Sweat is one of those things that look great on a woman in photos. In reality, she just smells. read more

Way to Fuck Your Movie, Michael Shannon

Sean Penn is likely tatting foot wide swaths of his back into Trump as Hitler crushing Che Guevara beneath his large boot while Che hands out daisies to street urchins. One thing Sean Penn won't do is show off that tattoo while promoting a movie somebody else paid a ton... read more

It's Easy to Forget All The Tits on Premium Cable (Mr Skin Minute VIDEO)

Because the rise of gender equality has meant, above all else, a massive scrubbing of all hetero naked chicks in mainstream media, the premium cable outlets continue to make a killing by doubling down on bare titty. For every cause there is an effect. read more

Kesha Not Fully Conceding

The financial and emotional backers of Kesha's lawsuits against Dr. Luke have slowly backed away in light of the fact that the legal actions got nowhere and even Taylor Swift doesn't like to keep dropping $250,000 in an effort to get back at men in the record business. read more

Kaley Cuoco Confesses to Plastic Surgery, But For the Right Reasons

In Hollywood you can have five abortions, three in-patient rehab visits, and four marriages and take home the Sojourner Truth Award, but if you fix that bump you hate in your nose you have to concoct a public mea culpa. read more

Hilary Duff Trainer Fucking Paying Off

At some point every Hollywood celebrity has to spend some amount of time fucking their personal trainer. Who cares about you more than the person helping you look Instagram body ready? read more

Bobby Brown Wins $36 Million for His Dead Daughter

When an older drug addict dies in the bathtub in the Beverly Hilton, everybody shakes their heads and pretends they didn't see it coming. When her daughter goes the same way for the same reason, everybody demands an investigation. Watching a twenty-year old girl die is... read more