Dukes of Debauchery Arrested

Cocaine possession without a complementing indecent assault charge is the equivalent of leaving your pants at home. All you wanted to do was party in the first place. read more

Amber Heard Loses Another Billionaire

When you're a billionaire, there are a billion reasons to break up. There's no limit in relationships when you can buy love and women. read more

Caitlin Jenner Caught Wearing Trump Hat

The former Bruce Jenner prepared in many ways to become a woman. The to-do list item she forgot was a long term self-promotional strategy. If you love dick and attention in equal amounts, you need to prepare for both equally. read more

Jennifer Lawrence Dating Opportunist

Jennifer states that her relationship with Darren is somewhat serious. We will find out how serious this publicity stunt relationship is after the tickets sales are released. read more

Usher Gave a Dude Herpes

By the time you read this, Gloria Allred's ambulance chasing attorney daughter, Lisa Bloom, will have already held a press conference announcing three clients who will be suing Usher for giving them herpes. read more

Serena Williams Baby Daddy Full Tilt Beta

The baby between the female LeBron and a nerdy tall techie is probably going to be some dominant new leader of species. Imagine if Bill Gates could bench press 300 pounds. Or even 120. In the interim, we're left with the exclamations of a beta male baby daddy, Reddit... read more

Sansa Stark Securing Roles with Social Media

Your followers on social media will never amount to anything is something that gets said a lot. But having a legion of the mindlessly loyal could be the reason you end up on tv. read more

Rousey Too Lousy For UFC, Hello WWE

In a sea of roided up rug munchers, Ronda Rousey was a Cinderella. Her career was quickie just like the fight that ended it. Claiming the transition to the WWE is an evolutionary career step up is everything short of the truth. read more

Bella Hadid Comes Alive Face-Planting

My conviction that Hadid is an early prototype Japanese sex robot discarded for being just the worst is wavering after seeing her fall on her ass while leaving Cipriani in New York City. The supermodel sensation trips up on her heels (which are ironically emblazoned with... read more

Teen Suicide Coach Sentenced

Back in my day you could tell people to go kill themselves and not have to worry about residual criminal charges being pressed. No one really meant for anyone to actually kill themselves. And we sure as shit didn’t say that to our girlfriends.  read more

Xenia Van Der Woodsen Gives You Wood and Shit Around the Web

  Kim v Kylie: Who wore it better, nude cast members of American Horror Story, and more! read more

Emotional Abuse Enthusiast Angelina Jolie VS. Vanity Fair

The third world's very own Baby Jane, Angelina Jolie, recently came under fire for her casting techniques leading up to the filming of First They Killed My Father, as detailed by writer Evgenia Peretz in Vanity Fair. They involve a potentially emotionally abusive game... read more