Mandy Moore – Wilmer Valderrama Lied About Tasting My 16-Year-Old Candy

June 8, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  My coworkers and I just fell down a Wilmer Valderrama rabbit hole following the news that he lied about banging an underage Mandy Moore in 2006. Apparently, amid the backdrop of the glitz and glamour of the 2000’s club... READ MORE

Mr. Skin Minute: Anne Hathaway Will Put Some Motion in Your Ocean’s (VIDEO)

June 8, 2018 | celebrity | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

This week's Mr. Skin Minute Hath-a-way of making us weak in the knees! READ MORE

Things That Are Hilarious: Saudi Arabia Fashion Show With Drones

June 8, 2018 | Photos | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Every once in a while something so ridiculous happens that people from all walks of life can set aside their differences and join in mocking the offending dumbass or dumbasses. It's like the I'd Like To Buy The World... READ MORE

Jennifer Garner Almost Has The Pet Thing Figured Out

June 8, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Imagine finally reaching adulthood and being so boring that you decide ants make okay pets. Jennifer Garner just refuses to grow up. She was so upset over her pet chicken passing away that she decided to make her new... READ MORE

Claudia Romani Crystal Balls and Crap Around the Web

June 7, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Only one more day until your weekend starts, so celebrate with these links including Kristen Stewart poking out, Caity Lotz having fun, and the top ten nude scene stealers from famous comedies! READ MORE

Kate Upton Shatters Glass Ceilings (And Zippers!) As Maxim’s #1

June 7, 2018 | bikini | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Kate Upton looks hotter and pornier than ever in her photoshoot for Maxim’s Hot 100 issue, to the point that Guess creative director Paul Marciano is kicking himself for jumping the gun in sexually molesting her before her prime. Photographer... READ MORE

T&A&Vag Streaming On Netflix, Amazon Prime, And Hulu Featuring Angelina Jolie Bush

June 7, 2018 | NSFW | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Now that the weather is nice outside, people are all over the place, so it’s best to stay inside and fast forward to nude scenes on your streaming services like a sex offender. On Netflix, Angelina Jolie shows... READ MORE

CrossFit Trainer Out After Homophobic Tweets. Related: CrossFit Still A Thing

June 7, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Berger   You might remember, about a decade ago, bro-y douchebags paying hundreds of dollars to roll large tires around empty warehouses. These douchebags would fav each other’s shirtless gym selfies on social media and comment incessantly on each... READ MORE

Slime-A-Rita Ora’s Boyfriend Is Very Very Very Ugly

June 7, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  It has come to my attention via cyberbullying that people think I’m a women h8er for only making fun of stupid heifers like Icky Azalea, and I just want to say that this could not be further from... READ MORE

Weinstein Wants To Produce The Documentary Of His Downfall

June 7, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

You can now add Harvey Weinstein as the official eighth wonder of the world. One can only wonder how big Weinstein’s balls are when he’s more worried about controlling the narrative regarding his public image than worrying about his... READ MORE