Seal Targets Oprah Because Politics Just Got Good

January 12, 2018 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

You have to have a monster ego to want to be President because the process of obtaining the job is perhaps the most dehumanizing endless rounds of trolling ever. And it pays less than McDonald’s fry jobs in Seattle now. The buzz around Oprah for President created after the Golden Globes by a lazy and […]

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Kendall Jenner To Solve World’s Problems With Cupid

January 11, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Well this is a relief for Jessica Chastain, who doesn’t seem to have gotten her global “transformation social change” off the ground quite yet. Fake model and Petree dish face Kendall Jenner has another solution for worldwide peace love and understanding that’s most likely about as realistic as what Chastin is cooking up, and it […]

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Sophie Kasaei a Tit Nippley and Crap Around the Web

January 11, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

LeAnn Rimes bikini booty of the day (DrunkenStepfather) Josephine Skriver and Jasmine Tookes Antarctic adventure (TMZ) Moira Donegan cops to creating the ‘Shitty Media Men’ harassment list that got everybody fired (TerribleWords) Rosie Huntington-Whiteley breast exposed at photo shoot (TaxiDriverMovie) Sophie Kasaei beach bikini body curves (Egotastic) Sura Silverman sexy in this elegant topless shoot (EgotasticAllStars) Gal Gadot looking like a leggy […]

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Stan Lee Loves Nurses A Little Too Much

January 11, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Stan Lee sort of slipped up recently. At age 95 it’s pretty easy to claim you’re senile and your hand is accidentally triggered to grab ass every time the nurse checks your blood pressure. Testosterone is one hell of a hormone. You’re at an age where you’re about to die and allowed to get away […]

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Ed Sheeran Obsessed With Carrying Condiments

January 11, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Sometimes you just can’t completely remove the poor from a person. When frequenting establishments where the average meal costs close to $500 there is no reason to put salt, pepper, or ketchup on whatever you’re served. Just don’t tell that to Ed Sheeran as he carries a bottle Heinz at all times. Even normies know […]

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Margot Robbie Wants To Be A Decision Maker

January 11, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Hollywood is about to lose another pretty face. Margot Robbie has decided to go after a possible career as a director. More empowerment for her, less eye candy for the rest of us. No longer should the person behind the camera be the stereotypical privileged male waving his wang around, women want the opportunity to […]

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Hugh Jackman, Victim Of Singing Success

January 11, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Hugh Jackman isn’t just super human when in costume for the never ending Wolverine cameos and solo sideline stories, he’s also super awesome off-screen. Unfortunately he feels that no one is strong enough to save him from himself. His singing success has become the root of his newly found suffering. Hugh is finding it hard […]

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Michael Douglas Preemptively Denies Masturbation Harassment Claim from 80’s

January 11, 2018 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Michael Douglas got wind that the Hollywood Reporter was about to run with a story that a woman who worked for Douglas in the early 80’s was accusing him of workplace harassment. The outlet had reached out to him for comment, as well as contacting a number of his long time associates. The harassment claims […]

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Ashley Graham Sexually Assaulted At 17 Because She’s Hot

January 11, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

I’ve heard of a tall tale, but a fat one? Read on. A seismologist’s wet dream Ashley Graham has confessed to being a victim of sexual assault at the age of seventeen because like present-day, she was very attractive and had the ability to drive men wild. I want to start being body positive, so that’s […]

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Harvey Weinstein Slapped by a Dick (VIDEO)

January 11, 2018 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

You’d be hard pressed to find a guy who makes himself look like the bigger dick in a public exchange with Harvey Weinstein. Weinstein being the dude that ruined the good times for everybody in Hollywood, both criminal and mere sinners. Also possibly a rapist, though it remains to be seen if he’ll ever see […]

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