$100 for Mayweather-McGregor, Find Your Idiot Friend Now

The very first Man Rule in my book of said such is, Don't Be the Biggest Pussy in the Room. Masculinity isn't about being the most alpha of males in the clan. It's about not being the most beta.  read more

Blac Chyna Victim Crafting (VIDEO)

Those who write history are at distinct advantage in shaping the final story. Let's assume you want to be the whore on Good Morning America explaining why your precious gems and bitcoin based relationship with the sole remaining Kardashian with a dick is simply not your... read more

Viagra Pulls Out

The NFL stands at risk of only making ten bazillion dollars next year in advertising as truck companies realize those Chevy real people not actors commercials are super creepy and Viagra and Cialis are now ditching football. read more

Ellie Goulding Italian Bikini Vacay and Shit Around the Web

  Joanna Krupa splitsville, Lily-Rose Depp enchants, and more! read more

Convicted Felon Cashes In

What could possibly break up a happy home? A butterface worth a billion dollars is what. read more

Pink Multitasking Brelfie For Relevancy

Aged singer Pink hooks up her baby Jameson to her milk bags in an Instagram photo posted this weekend. The caption reads "Jameson can multitask too." The six-month-old holds a makeup brush as mom gets groomed by stylists ready for a challenge. Feminizing a WNBA player... read more

Katy Perry Lesbian On A Boat

This weekend former pop sensation Katy Perry was caught lurking around the waters of Capri, Italy in an off-the-shoulder bathing suit looking like the miscarried love child of Jamie Lee Curtis and Bamm-Bamm. Her expression even says "I've had one too many Activia... read more

Kesha Transforms Into Victim Butterfly (VIDEO)

After five years in a career limbo created entirely by herself, Kesha is returning with a new album on Sony, called Rainbow. Sign up now. They might run out. read more

Iggy Azalea Latex Come Back (VIDEO)

Iggy Azalea huddled with crisis managers who gave her the idea to think low rent during her rebuild. A simple bit of genius. Most MTV demo pop stars shamed from the circuit attempt to come back with some high-minded 2.0. read more

Kendall and Kylie Jenner Sued

Lacking any schooling, the Jenner girls believe the associate property means they can steal Tupac photos for their licensed merchandise merely because they've fucked a bunch of other black rappers. Math jokes never work. Neither does violating copyright laws. read more

Alicia Vikander Ripped Teenage Boy In Bikini

While hanging out on a yacht in Ibiza, Alicia Vikander flaunts her new body ahead of her role as a sixteen-year-old male Olympic diver. Or as the white Serena Williams. The details are still under wraps. The future Ms. Lara Croft is intended to be a younger, less... read more

Bella Thorne Blew Man Group and Shit Around the Web

  Iggy Azalea assless pants, Paula Bulczynska shirtless, and more! read more