poor Sophie Turner :(

By brendon January 28, 2013 @ 10:49 AM

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Sophie Turner looked a little gloomy yesterday on the beach in Sydney, maybe because you can’t walk 10 feet in Australia without tripping over some physically perfect sex machine. Here she gets tons of attention but down there, I don’t know of Australia has kids who shoot up their schools but if they do I bet they look like this and complain that they felt invisible.

(image source = pacific coast)

jessica and ashley hart are in bikinis

By brendon July 21, 2010 @ 4:42 PM

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Jessica Hart (in the orange) is a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model, and she and her sister Ashley went to Central Park and played frisbee in bikinis. Then, with their skin glistening in the sun, they seductively ate some watermelon and adjusted their breasts. After that they took their tops off and started kissing and making out. No, not really. I just made that up. That would have been awesome though, huh.

(note = Ashley looks better in that bikini than Jessica did when she wore it back in December. source = pacific coast)

monday morning headlines

By brendon July 12, 2010 @ 11:14 AM

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ROMAN POLANSKI - will not be extradited by the Swiss to the US. He of course was convicted in 1977 of drugging a 13-year-old model and fucking her in the ass, but he fled the country and has never served a day in jail. Well maybe I’ll just go over there and fuck some of their teen models in the ass. Two can play this little game, Switzerland. (huff post)

EVERYONE GOT MARRIED THIS WEEKEND - including Carrie Underwood to NHL star Mike Fisher, Martin Lawrence to Shamicka Gibbs, and John Krasinski and Emily Blunt to each other. By contrast, I found a big box, painted numbers on it and pretended it was a race car. Oh god I’m so lonely! (people, people, people)

MEL GIBSON - has said offensive stuff for a long time, and here’s a list of some of it going back as far as 1991 when he said: “They take it up the ass. (points to his anus) This is only for taking a shit.” To make matters worse he was answering a question about Mexicans when he said that. (gawker)

SOPHIE TURNER – spent the weekend in a bikini in Malibu, and I think I see a shark behind her in one of these pictures. She should take her bikini top off and signal for help. (pacific coast)

lara bingle is in a bikini

By brendon July 06, 2010 @ 11:35 AM

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This summer has been awful in terms of celebrity bikini pictures, so it was a welcome relief to see Aussie model Lara Bing wrap her awesome body in a little bikini this weekend in the Hamptons. And considering how nice her tits are this might be a weird thing to notice, but she has really nice teeth. These pictures would be a good ad for toothpaste.

(source = pacific coast news)

jessica hart is a good model

By brendon April 20, 2010 @ 8:40 AM

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Australia must have the coolest vibe in the world because it seems like all their supermodels just go to the beach and hang out. Yesterday it was Victoria’s Secret model Jessica Hart on Bondi Beach in Sydney. We don’t get that here. Marisa Miller never puts on a tiny bikini and walks up and down the beach. Which really really sucks. Is there anything better than a hot girl with big tits walking around in a bikini? Yeah, you bet there is. As long as you’re a fag.

(image source = pacific coast)

screw you australia

By brendon March 15, 2010 @ 2:02 PM

Kelly Landry Filming On The Beach In Miami (AUSTRALIA ONLY)

Australia and their seemingly endless supply of hot bikini models are really starting to bug me. Because I’m not in Australia. I even had to start an Aussie Girl tag because of it. This is Aussie TV host Kelly Landry, who is fantastic looking and I’ve never even heard of her. The suicide rate for ugly girls down there must be like 190 percent. It’s why their population is so low. Or do the doctors even let those kids out? It seems just as likely that they look at the parents and then drown the baby if there’s a chance it won’t be sexy as hell.

(image source = flynet online)