poor Sophie Turner :(

Sophie Turner looked a little gloomy yesterday on the beach in Sydney, maybe because you can't walk 10 feet in Australia without tripping over some physically perfect sex machine. Here she gets tons of attention but down there, I don't know of Australia has kids who shoot up their schools but if they do I bet they look like this and complain that they felt invisible. (image source = pacific coast)read more

jessica and ashley hart are in bikinis

Jessica Hart (in the orange) is a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model, and she and her sister Ashley went to Central Park and played frisbee in bikinis. Then, with their skin glistening in the sun, they seductively ate some watermelon and adjusted their breasts. After that they took their tops off and started kissing and making out. No, not really. I just made that up. That would have been awesome though, huh. (note =...

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monday morning headlines

ROMAN POLANSKI - will not be extradited by the Swiss to the US. He of course was convicted in 1977 of drugging a 13-year-old model and fucking her in the ass, but he fled the country and has never served a day in jail. Well maybe I'll just go over there and fuck some of their teen models in the ass. Two can play this little game, Switzerland. (huff post) EVERYONE GOT MARRIED THIS WEEKEND - including Carrie Underwood...

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lara bingle is in a bikini

This summer has been awful in terms of celebrity bikini pictures, so it was a welcome relief to see Aussie model Lara Bing wrap her awesome body in a little bikini this weekend in the Hamptons. And considering how nice her tits are this might be a weird thing to notice, but she has really nice teeth. These pictures would be a good ad for toothpaste. (source = pacific coast news) [gallery...

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jessica hart is a good model

Australia must have the coolest vibe in the world because it seems like all their supermodels just go to the beach and hang out. Yesterday it was Victoria's Secret model Jessica Hart on Bondi Beach in Sydney. We don't get that here. Marisa Miller never puts on a tiny bikini and walks up and down the beach. Which really really sucks. Is there anything better than a hot girl with big tits walking around in a bikini?...

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screw you australia

Australia and their seemingly endless supply of hot bikini models are really starting to bug me. Because I'm not in Australia. I even had to start an Aussie Girl tag because of it. This is Aussie TV host Kelly Landry, who is fantastic looking and I've never even heard of her. The suicide rate for ugly girls down there must be like 190 percent. It's why their population is so low. Or do the doctors even let those kids...

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morning headlines

BRAD PITT AND ANGELINA JOLIE - were photographed makin out in Paris on the set of her new movie. Perhaps all part of their intricate plan to trick the media into thinking they're still together, which is apparently crucial for some reason that no one has ever bothered to explain. (just jared) BONER - from 'Growing Pains' was last seen in Vancouver 10 days ago, and this morning his dad from 'Star Trek' asked for the...read more

friday afternoon headlines

TIGER WOODS - is donating $3M in medical care and supplies to help those affected by the earthquake in Haiti, and he may give even more to a similar charity run by Wyclef Jean. In a related story, I got a new cashmere blanket and slept like a little angel last night. Actually I guess those two stories arent that related. (fox sports) WYCLEF JEAN - Remember that story about Tiger Woods donating money to Wyclefs Jeans...read more

megan gale is close to perfect

Aussie model Megan Gale spent yesterday on a beach in Sydney with her comedian boyfriend Andy Lee, star of the wildly popular radio show, 'Hamish and Andy'. He's the one who spends all of his time in these pictures either on his knees as if bowing down to worship her, or diving headfirst toward her vagina. Neither of which seem unreasonable in any way. (source = flynet online) [gallery id="9189"]

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Australia kicks ass, part 2

Apparently you can't walk 10 feet on an Australian beach without tripping over a blond model with perfect breasts, because yesterday Jessica Hart was walking around mostly naked at Bondi Beach in Sydney. She has one of those big gaps between her teeth, but flaws like that make hot girls more attainable, either because it chips away at their confidence or other guys are turned off. It's with this is mind that I've been...read more

australia kicks ass

Aussie model Lara Bingle stripped down to a bikini for a photo shoot on Tamarama Beach in Sydney yesterday, and I don't know who that is but she's hot and has that sexy as fuck Aussie accent so who cares. Her name is kind of goofy though. She should change it. Tamarama Beach would be a good name if she ever does porn, because it's fun to say Tamarama but also because lots of foreign porn stars have some reference to...

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