poor Sophie Turner :(

Sophie Turner looked a little gloomy yesterday on the beach in Sydney, maybe because you can't walk 10 feet in Australia without tripping over some physically perfect sex machine. Here she gets tons of attention but down there, I don't know of Australia has kids who... read more

jessica and ashley hart are in bikinis

Jessica Hart (in the orange) is a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model, and she and her sister Ashley went to Central Park and played frisbee in bikinis. Then, with their skin glistening in the sun, they seductively ate some watermelon and adjusted their breasts. After that... read more

monday morning headlines

ROMAN POLANSKI - will not be extradited by the Swiss to the US. He of course was convicted in 1977 of drugging a 13-year-old model and fucking her in the ass, but he fled the country and has never served a day in jail. Well maybe I'll just go over there and fuck some of... read more

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lara bingle is in a bikini

This summer has been awful in terms of celebrity bikini pictures, so it was a welcome relief to see Aussie model Lara Bing wrap her awesome body in a little bikini this weekend in the Hamptons. And considering how nice her tits are this might be a weird thing to notice,... read more

jessica hart is a good model

Australia must have the coolest vibe in the world because it seems like all their supermodels just go to the beach and hang out. Yesterday it was Victoria's Secret model Jessica Hart on Bondi Beach in Sydney. We don't get that here. Marisa Miller never puts on a tiny... read more

screw you australia

Australia and their seemingly endless supply of hot bikini models are really starting to bug me. Because I'm not in Australia. I even had to start an Aussie Girl tag because of it. This is Aussie TV host Kelly Landry, who is fantastic looking and I've never even heard of... read more

morning headlines

BRAD PITT AND ANGELINA JOLIE - were photographed makin out in Paris on the set of her new movie. Perhaps all part of their intricate plan to trick the media into thinking they're still together, which is apparently crucial for some reason that no one has ever bothered to... read more

friday afternoon headlines

TIGER WOODS - is donating $3M in medical care and supplies to help those affected by the earthquake in Haiti, and he may give even more to a similar charity run by Wyclef Jean. In a related story, I got a new cashmere blanket and slept like a little angel last night.... read more

megan gale is close to perfect

Aussie model Megan Gale spent yesterday on a beach in Sydney with her comedian boyfriend Andy Lee, star of the wildly popular radio show, 'Hamish and Andy'. He's the one who spends all of his time in these pictures either on his knees as if bowing down to worship her, or... read more

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Australia kicks ass, part 2

Apparently you can't walk 10 feet on an Australian beach without tripping over a blond model with perfect breasts, because yesterday Jessica Hart was walking around mostly naked at Bondi Beach in Sydney. She has one of those big gaps between her teeth, but flaws like... read more

australia kicks ass

Aussie model Lara Bingle stripped down to a bikini for a photo shoot on Tamarama Beach in Sydney yesterday, and I don't know who that is but she's hot and has that sexy as fuck Aussie accent so who cares. Her name is kind of goofy though. She should change it. Tamarama... read more