Brad Pitt knows how to party

The Quentin Tarantino / Brad Pitt WWII movie "Inglourious Basterds" had it's Berlin premiere yesterday, and that's not just an unfortunate picture of Pitt at the after-party up top. OK! says he and beer were there until around 2am. Your liver turns black if you drink too... read more

Afternoon headlines

MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY - his wife is pregnant for the second time, just 11 months after giving birth to their first child. I hope he still has time to make a shitty romantic comedy every six weeks. One where he and his ex-girlfriend are both lawyers and they end up going... read more

Afternoon headlines

BRAD PITT AND ANGELINA JOLIE - donated $1 million to a U.N. agency providing aid to refugees in Pakistan. This is just days after they gave the same amount to a hospital in Missouri. In a related story, Jennifer Lopez rolled down the window of her limo and yelled, "Why... read more

Monday morning headlines

WEEKEND BOX OFFICE - The Hangover is the first movie of the summer to be number 1 two weeks in a row, adding 33m to its 105m total. Up was second with 30m (187m total), and Pelham 1 2 3 opened in one two third with 25m. Hopefully Zach Galifianakis will now be the huge... read more

afternoon headlines

BRITNEY SPEARS - is officially dating her agent, Jason Trawick. "They are totally and definitely dating," a source tells People. "He's the best thing that's happened to her." Well, yeah, but, how hard was that? Basically if he doesn't push her down the stairs she'll... read more

"There is no split."

Earlier today there was a post with the headline, "It's an official split". And there was an ominous picture that showed Brad and Angelina looking in opposite directions. As if in life, as well as at Cannes. But this post has cute kissy-face pictures, which can only mean... read more

"It's an official split."

This weeks version of the Brad Pitt-Angelina Jolie break-up story comes from the National Enquirer, which I don't like because they often get stuff like this right. I liked it better back when they just talked about leprechauns robbing banks or some shit. Brad and... read more

Is that someone famous?

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie walked the red carpet at Cannes earlier today for the premiere of "Inglourious Basterds", the WWII movie written and directed by Quentin Tarantino, and as you might imagine the foreign press went insane. Which is cool because Pitt and Jolie... read more

brad pitt is cool

Brad Pitt is one of the most famous people on earth, but he went relatively unnoticed this weekend when he took his boys Maddox and Pax to Niagara Falls. Probably because it’s Brad Pitt, one of the most famous people on earth, and he’s wearing a little 2 dollar poncho... read more

angelia is pregnant

Star magazine will sometimes say just about anything but today they seem pretty confident with not one but two exclamation points in their headline that Angelina Jolie is pregnant again. Also there's a catfight over Rob."Yes, Angie is pregnant." A source close to the... read more

if only he really was doing this

Star magazine says today that John Mayer is considering a tell-all book about his relationship with Jennifer Aniston, where he’ll, um, you know, tell all. Including the time during sex when ... when ... wait for it ... she called him “Brad”. Star, go:...what embarrassing... read more

brad is banging the nanny. maybe.

The cover story for today’s Star magazine claims that Angelina Jolie caught her lover Brad Pitt makin the moves on a “pretty young nanny.” He was allegedly rubbing her back, which several of my girlfriends swear is what people mean when they say “third base”. This nanny... read more