Morning Headlines

WEEKEND BOX OFFICE - "Inglourious Basterds" crushed this weekend, pulling in 65.1M worldwide. This is good news for director Quentin Tarantino and star Brad Pitt, two big names who don't always deliver box office. A friend of mine almost didn't go see it but I told her... read more

Afternoon headlines

KIRSTIE ALLEY - has four years to live because of her binge eating and total lack of self control. She's now 58 and over 250 pounds. The article is from the Enquirer, but put the quotes in a different order and you could rewrite it for Popular Science, bragging that even... read more

Angelina is frisky

While walking the red carpet Monday night for the Hollywood premier of "Inglorious Basterds", Angelina Jolie talked a little about how much she loves gettin it on, and how she and Brad Pitt seek out new and different places to stick it to her. The Sun UK says... ANGELINA... read more

Angelina still rules

Last night was the much anticipated Hollywood premiere of Brad Pitts "Inglorious Basterds", and jesus christ Angelina Jolie is still the hottest piece of ass on the planet and it's not even close. And I've officially had it with all the dumb rumors of their imminent... read more

Brad Pitt knows how to party

The Quentin Tarantino / Brad Pitt WWII movie "Inglourious Basterds" had it's Berlin premiere yesterday, and that's not just an unfortunate picture of Pitt at the after-party up top.  OK! says he and beer were there until around 2am. Your liver turns black if you drink... read more

Afternoon headlines

MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY - his wife is pregnant for the second time, just 11 months after giving birth to their first child.  I hope he still has time to make a shitty romantic comedy every six weeks.  One where he and his ex-girlfriend are both lawyers and they end up going... read more

Afternoon headlines

BRAD PITT AND ANGELINA JOLIE - donated $1 million to a U.N. agency providing aid to refugees in Pakistan. This is just days after they gave the same amount to a hospital in Missouri. In a related story, Jennifer Lopez rolled down the window of her limo and yelled, "Why... read more

Monday morning headlines

WEEKEND BOX OFFICE - The Hangover is the first movie of the summer to be number 1 two weeks in a row, adding 33m to its 105m total.  Up was second with 30m (187m total), and Pelham 1 2 3 opened in one two third with 25m.  Hopefully Zach Galifianakis will now be the huge... read more

afternoon headlines

BRITNEY SPEARS - is officially dating her agent, Jason Trawick.  "They are totally and definitely dating," a source tells People.   "He's the best thing that's happened to her."  Well, yeah, but, how hard was that?  Basically if he doesn't push her down the stairs she'll... read more

"There is no split."

Earlier today there was a post with the headline, "It's an official split".  And there was an ominous picture that showed Brad and Angelina looking in opposite directions.  As if in life, as well as at Cannes.  But this post has cute kissy-face pictures, which can only... read more

"It's an official split."

This weeks version of the Brad Pitt-Angelina Jolie break-up story comes from the National Enquirer, which I don't like because they often get stuff like this right.  I liked it better back when they just talked about leprechauns robbing banks or some shit. Brad and... read more

Is that someone famous?

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie walked the red carpet at Cannes earlier today for the premiere of "Inglourious Basterds", the WWII movie written and directed by Quentin Tarantino, and as you might imagine the foreign press went insane. Which is cool because Pitt and Jolie... read more