this isnt helping

Jennifer Aniston is a lunatic. Her obsession with Brad Pitt is well documented, even though they broke up 4 GD years ago. But surely she’s stopped talking about it by now, right? I'm joking of course. Of course she hasn’t stopped talking about, as you can see in this interview with the cast of "He’s Just Not That Into You". Drew Barrymore: I remember when I first started dating, the big thing was Radioshack answering...read more

this dress is on backwards

Us magazine has gotten confirmation on something that has been talked about since Sunday night, namely that Angelina Jolie went to the SAG Awards with her dress on backwards. Why would she do this? Because Angelina Jolie is charmingly insane, that’s why. Blogs have been buzzing that Angelina Jolie wore her cornflower blue Max Azria gown backward at Sunday's Screen Actors Guild Awards in Los Angeles. Well, she did.Her...read more

oh no she di'ent!

I have no rational explanation for why I don’t hate Ryan Seacrest, but I don’t. There I said it. I know I should, but I don’t. I think hosting live TV is really really really hard. That’s why no one does it. But he does it as well as you can, especially considering the goofy crap he’s asked to host. Anyway, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt don’t appear to be as open-minded as me, as you can tell by the way they completely...read more

BRAD SAYS HE NEVER CHEATED

Brad Pitt tells W magazine this month that he never cheated on Jennifer Aniston with Angelina Jolie while they (Pitt and Jolie) were filming "Mr. and Mrs. Smith". Although he should have. Jeez this bitch is ugly. Pitt says..."What people don't understand is that we filmed 'Mr. and Mrs. Smith' for a year. We were still filming after Jen and I split up. Even then it doesn't mean that there was some kind of dastardly...read more

JUST LIKE THAT BABY

I think if Angelina Jolie bent over in front of you like this, I think you should be allowed to start humping her. Wait, no, not you. Me. After all, this website brings joy to the hearts of millions, and isn’t that what Angelina wants, for people to be happy?(picture source = splash news online)read more

ANGELINA IS PREGNANT. AGAIN. MAYBE.

In Touch Weekly, which gets some credibility here because they broke the news of her being pregnant with twins, now says Angelina Jolie is pregnant again, for the third time, with bf Brad Pitt. If true, it would be her seventh child. The Daily Mail says...In an 'exclusive' report the publication, which hits news stands tomorrow, states: 'An excited Angie can't stop talking about the new baby. So why doesn't Brad seem...read more

STFU JENNIFER ANISTON

When asked about then-husband Brad Pitt leaving her for Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Aniston told Vogue magazine, "what Angelina did was very uncool". In other words, she continues to talk about the past and blames Angelina. It's much more likely Brad Pitt woke up one day and realized he was Brad Fucking Pitt and he was married to the chick with the big nose on Friends. Even if Angelina did steal Pitt, so what? Losing a...read more

BETRAYAL!

Star magazine hits the newsstands today with the headline, Angelina's Humiliating Betrayal, followed by an exclamation point, indicating excitement, so you know this is gonna be good. Angie is livid over Brad's recent freewheeling behavior with the happily single costars and director of his latest movie, Inglourious Basterds. But what's really sending Angie over the edge is the blatant flirtation between him and his...read more

ANGELINA MIGHT WANT TO GET MARRIED

Angelina Jolie has been married twice already and has said she’d never get married again, but now it seems she’s at least open to the idea. At first I read this and got all excited but it turns out she meant with someone else. People magazine says...Asked if she plans to make an honest man out of Brad Pitt, the actress hints that they may end up tying the knot – under pressure from the kids."Usually people fall in love...read more

GTFO

Someone very much in a position to know this kind of thing just texted me and said Angelina and Brad have broken up. I call “no way”. They seem happy. But then again I thought Megan Fox and I were happy until she had security remove me from the tree outside her bedroom. Love can be funny sometimes.read more

MADDOX HAS A NEW HAIR CUT

Maddox Jolie showed off his new blue mohawk today in Venice. Brad and Angelina seem like fun parents. I was never allowed to get cool haircuts like this and now I go to therapy twice a week. Massage therapy. I wasn’t getting enough handjobs from Vietnamese sex slaves working off their passage to America. I'm cured!(picture source = bauer griffin)read more

THE TWINS ARE HERE!!!

People magazine and Hello magazine were the first to reveal Knox Léon and Vivienne Marcheline Jolie-Pitt to the world last night. People hits the newsstands today and features an unprecedented 19-page spread with the new wondertwins. They say:In an exclusive interview and photos, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie offer PEOPLE an intimate look at their growing family. "It is chaos, but we are managing it and having a...read more

THEY HAD IN VITRO?

US Weekly is breaking the news right now that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie turned to in vitro fertilization to conceive their newly born twins, Knox and Vivienne. IVF is typically used when a couple has trouble conceiving, but in this case Us says Brad and Angiejust wanted to speed things up."They conceived through in vitro fertilization," a well-placed source within their camp tells Us. "They both desperately wanted...read more

AS EXPECTED

As they did with the first pictures of their baby Shiloh, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt will donate every dime that they collect from selling the first pictures of thier new twins to charity. The Daily Mail says that offers are already on the table for up to 10 million dollars. The bidding war has already begun for the first photos of Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline who were born on Saturday night at a French...read more

YOU CAN FINALLY ADD TWO MORE

After weeks of rumors and random speculation, Angelina Jolie gave birth at the Fondation Lenval hospital in Nice, France, early Sunday morning to twins, a boy and a girl. People magazine says…"The babies are doing well. The operation went just perfectly," Dr. Michel Sussmann told PEOPLE Sunday. "Angelina is in very good spirits. Brad Pitt was at her side. He was there and all was well."Sussmann confirmed the Nice-Matin...read more