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Adrianne Palicki Boobs Might Save G.I. Joe Retaliation

Rumor has it, this G.I. Joe movie has been sitting in a can for many years now. The release date has seen more bumps than Paris Hilton during a work play vacay in Medellin (that was a fucking reach). It's been delayed at least a year, if not two, which is typically not a good sign for an expensive tentpole movie like Joe. Can Bruce Willis save it? Probably not. Those days are over and this looks like another one in...read more

Gerard Butler Wants to Have Sex With Ashley Judd

Gerard Butler wants to have sex with every woman. He's had sex with every woman. But at the premiere of his movie Olympus Has Fallen last night, he checked Ashley Judd up and down like he was plotting his specific penile point of entry. You and I couldn't get away with this sexual visual scrubdown of Ashley Judd. But when Gerard Butler does it, it's a compliment. We'd be slapped, most likely with a lawsuit, if not an...read more

Coco's Boobs Won't Kill You

Ice-T won't cap your ass anymore for looking at his woman. He now mostly just charges your two-bucks and asks you to tell five friends about the deal. You might call this sad, I call it convenient. Now you can check out Coco's big tubes from her Vegas birthday party without fear of it being the last sight you'll ever see in this lifetime. Not that that would be so awful. But my final eyesight plan still remains for a...read more

Sofia Vergara Was Always Sexy (VIDEO)

I always read these stories about how older married couples rediscover long since forgotten romantic photos of themselves and it reminds them of their young love. Just kidding. I don't read. I saw that in a Cialis ad during a hockey game. But this seems like the kind of shit old married couples do when they're not trying to poison each other for insurance payoffs. And I can relate. Sometimes, I forget how much I...read more