Sarah Hyland Had Another Kidney Transplant

December 11, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Being a starlet in 2018 without having had a kidney transplant is like being a starlet a decade ago without having been hospitalized for celebrity exhaustion. Anyone who’s anyone these days blames blown out drug kidneys (ALLEGEDLY, don’t sue, none... READ MORE

Sarah Hyland Pretends To Know A Famous Person In Bikini Video

November 30, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  We can make fun of pretty much any celebrity on here unchecked, but God forbid tweaking anorexic taco Sarah Hyland comes into the mix. Suddenly this is Hello Giggles and we can’t call a spade a spade. So... READ MORE

Adam Levine Livid About Maroon 5’s Fall From Grace

November 29, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Maroon 5 is past their salad days and Adam Levine is looking for someone to blame. The band’s most recent music has a feature from Cardi B. Cardi B! And Adam actually has the audacity to wonder where the... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian Admits To Being High On Ecstasy In Sex Tape

November 26, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  As the executive producers of Keeping Up With The Prostitutes, the Jenndashian brothel mates have a huge amount of control over what content from their lives actually spills out onto our TVs. Keep this in mind when ingesting... READ MORE

Blac Chyna Selling Skin Whitening Creams

November 26, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Blac Chyna looks like Sammy Sosa with syphilis, so naturally, any time her name is brought up people tend to find it upsetting. This time it’s for selling skin whitening cream. As if the blonde wig wasn’t bad enough,... READ MORE

Would You Hit It: Duh Edition – Salma Hayek

August 9, 2018 | bikini | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

#nofilter #noretouching A post shared by Salma Hayek Pinault (@salmahayek) on Aug 8, 2018 at 10:34am PDT   At fifty-one-years-old, Salma Hayek’s gigantic boobs have been turning boys into masturbating men for decades, and even if they weren’t a... READ MORE

Now You: What’s Your Ideal Charlie’s Angels Reboot Cast?

August 4, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

As most of you know by now, parking lot tampon Kristen Stewart has signed on to play one of Charlie’s Angels in the upcoming woke progressive reboot series helmed by Elizabeth Banks (she also plays Bosley, who was previously... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian Calls Tyson Beckford Gay After He Calls Her Botched

August 2, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

This is the exact predicament that Kim Kardashian found herself in while sporting a slutty Guinan from Star Trek: The Next Generation Halloween costume, that's apparently a Kanye West original under his Yeezy label. Someone posted a pic of her wonky... READ MORE

Jessica Biel Is Going Out Of Business

July 20, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Kids can be a drag. Especially the ones that are not yours. And sometimes when you cater to them specifically, they can be the downfall of your business. A moment of silence please for both Discovery Zone and Toys... READ MORE

Amy Schumer Red Hot Bikini Pics

July 19, 2018 | Photos | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Now that you're lactating over Ashley Graham's diaper ass, it's a perfect time to check out someone who's even uglier - Amy Schumer. The sultry vixen posted a bunch of Instagram pics of herself waddling around a bunch of... READ MORE