Candice Swanepoel in Lingerie

I like when people are good at shit then shut the fuck up. LeBron is amazing at the round ball but can't keep his trap shut. Top earning actresses have to bleed stigmata over the plight of women in film. Rolling Stone has to invent high profile rape stories to get attention for their nineteenth Green Day retrospective. This South African chick models lingerie, she does it spectacularly well, and she doesn't speak....

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Cara Delevingne Born to Be a Babe

Every year there's a new hot British model that every girl wants to be and every guy in a burgeoning rock band gets to bang. That girl is currently Cara Delevingne. She's the 'it' model in London right now.Not only does Cara get to go to parties where I wouldn't even pass the background check to bus tables, she gets paid a shitload of pounds sterling to model everybody's clothes. Also, her cocaine is a better grade...

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Nina Agdal in Lingerie

Whenever I see lingerie ads, I assume they're for women, because other than my Uncle Theo who we found out later in life was 'Tina' twice a week at a risque nightclub three counties over, men aren't buying much lingerie. Outside of the idiots who can't wait to hear their girls utter the phrase, 'Great, so you think I'm a whore?', silky underwear buying is better left to the wearer. Or to girls who giggle at...

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Shit Happened Fast for Kate Upton

You never forget the first time you see an eighteen year old getting paid to be in her underwear. Kate Upton did this lingerie modeling gig as she turned barely legal; not exactly the Hustler version of the concept, but it helped transform this sugar-titty hot blonde from just another cute female Guess model into one of the most yanked-to women in the world just over two years later. Whether you're a female model or a...

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Lara Alvarez Should Be More Famous

After coming across these pics the first thought that popped into my head was I want to live in between her tits for a day. Well actually it was who is this, she seems nice, I wonder if we would get along, then burrowing in between her tits. Turns out it's Lara Alvarez, who is apparently a sideline reporter in Spain who is gorgeous and also occasionally models. She also balls Spanish soccer player Sergio Ramos. Or...

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Emily Ratajkowski Models Lingerie

We had some amazing pictures of Emily Ratajkowski up before Carl's Jr. went and ruined everything by forcing us to remove them. There's nothing worse than a legal letter from a burger chain. It's all nasty and threatening and written on a greasy piece of crumpled up yellow service paper. Carl's Jr. did invent the stoner-magnificent Cap'n Crunch milkshake, so they get some kind of lifetime pass. In more than...

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Friday Afternoon Headlines

OPIE AND ANTHONY - are offering $25,000 to any girl who can prove they had sex with Manti Te'o. Because even though he told Katie Couric yesterday that he was "far from gay", being gay or a complete dumb fuck are the only possible explanations for the things he's done. And that sweater. (opies twitter) TINA TURNER - has apparently lived outside Zurich in Kuesnacht, Switzerland, since the mid 1990's, is now renouncing...

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Sofia Vergara + lingerie = awesome

I still feel like Sofia Vergara is incredibly underrated as an actress because not only is she really good on ‘Modern Family', but she's really funny too, and that's exactly the kind of thing I would say to her in person while pretending not to stare at her tits. (image source of vergara filming ‘fading gigolo' in new york today = splash)read more

Jessica Simpson tried to get lap-band surgery

Losing weight is hard and takes discipline, and Jessica Simpson is lazy and spoiled, so naturally she got tired of dieting to lose weight after giving birth almost immediately and asked doctors to give her a gastric by-pass. Twice. Radar says... "After having her daughter Maxwell, Jessica felt there was no way she could ever lose the weight on her own because she has struggled so much in the past and her post partum...read more

Kelly Brook is in lingerie

I've never heard of New Look lingerie, so they fixed the hell out of that by taking pictures of Kelly Brook in a push-up bra. These pictures are so great that when I got to the end I was very sad and started to cry, and then my mom took me to Dairy Queen and got me a blizzard to cheer me up.read more

Stacy Keibler has been a attractive for a while now

Some pictures of Stacy Keibler modeling lingerie back in 2008 showed up online today for some reason, and these are news worthy because shut up. (image source = inf) [gallery ids="1009481,1009482,1009492,1009502,1009511,1009512,1009522,1009532,1009542,1009551,1009552"]

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Kelly Brook is very wise

One advantage Kelly Brooks lingerie has over other brands of lingerie is that it's modeled by Kelly Brook. That sly boots. I also like that she's wearing high heels, because it makes me think that if she tried to run away I could catch her. (image source = splash) [gallery id="7151"]

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its the 2012 Kelly Brook calendar

Kelly Brooks 2012 calendar might be the most disappointing one she's ever done. She looks like she's gained at least 15 pounds, which is sort of a problem because she's not 40 feet tall. [gallery id="7206"]

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Playmate Hope Dworaczyk says Lindsay is fat

It's easy to take shots at Lindsay Lohan these days, and fun, and 100 percent justified, which is why people do it. Including 2010 Playmate of the Year Hope Dworaczyk apparently, who was asked about Lindsays boring and ugly Playboy shoot. ??"I saw that spread, and I was not impressed. I just feel like if I would have known I was doing a Playboy shoot, I would have worked out more maybe." Well of course Hope would....read more

Kanye West is not dating Kate Upton

Over the weekend, Kanye West was spotted on his hotel balcony in Cannes kissing an unknown blond girl (pics here and here). I mean, I'm sure he knows who she was, but no one else did. So yesterday, the Sun decided to say the girl was 18-year-old Sports Illustrated model Kate Upton (seen here in Beach Bunny's 2011 bridal bikini collection. Because bridal bikinis are apparently a thing that exists now). Luckily, Kate...

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