Guess who just bought new glutes off the black market? Black-acceptance seeking Madonna’s newly remodeled backyard is enough to make Sir Mix-a-Lot finally tell his first fib. I’m not sure what her options were when checking out available asses... READ MORE

Being a guy is not as easy as it looks. Sure, I don’t have to use my core strength hovering over public toilets to pee like some kind Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon ninja. But that doesn’t mean everything is... READ MORE

Snitches get stitches, found in ditches, or end up like Whitey Bulger when the prison karma fairy pays a visit. Rats have been known to ruin a good thing. And the trading of sexual favors for cinematic favors was... READ MORE

  Being a starlet in 2018 without having had a kidney transplant is like being a starlet a decade ago without having been hospitalized for celebrity exhaustion. Anyone who’s anyone these days blames blown out drug kidneys (ALLEGEDLY, don’t sue, none... READ MORE

  We can make fun of pretty much any celebrity on here unchecked, but God forbid tweaking anorexic taco Sarah Hyland comes into the mix. Suddenly this is Hello Giggles and we can’t call a spade a spade. So... READ MORE

Maroon 5 is past their salad days and Adam Levine is looking for someone to blame. The band’s most recent music has a feature from Cardi B. Cardi B! And Adam actually has the audacity to wonder where the... READ MORE

  As the executive producers of Keeping Up With The Prostitutes, the Jenndashian brothel mates have a huge amount of control over what content from their lives actually spills out onto our TVs. Keep this in mind when ingesting... READ MORE

  Brazil’s rich heritage has afforded the world so so so much. Cocaine. Prostitution. Botched surgeries. Big asses. All of these cultural touchstones came into play to varying degrees in the most recent, and apparently last ever, Miss BumBum... READ MORE

Kids can be a drag. Especially the ones that are not yours. And sometimes when you cater to them specifically, they can be the downfall of your business. A moment of silence please for both Discovery Zone and Toys... READ MORE

Picture yourself being intimate with your significant other on a regular basis and having no idea that they were infatuated with committing suicide. I know during the obligatory cigarette session after sex with Asia Argento, Anthony Bourdain had let... READ MORE