read this palm you gypsy bitch

Some Romanian woman was accused of abusing children and when visited by the police, she slapped one of them. I don't speak Gypsy, but according to Patrice O'Neal, after that the cop inquired if she might perhaps read his fortune. Knowing what a rush she must have been... read more

friday afternoon headlines

TIGER WOODS - is donating $3M in medical care and supplies to help those affected by the earthquake in Haiti, and he may give even more to a similar charity run by Wyclef Jean. In a related story, I got a new cashmere blanket and slept like a little angel last night.... read more

did mtv go too far?

It's possible this fancy gentleman was offended by a young lady wearing a hat indoors, and in this clip he's saying, "Madam please remove your hat" in accordance with Jim Nortons Hat Removal Service, but more likely is WHATTHEFUCKWASTHAT! MTV is getting tons of very... read more

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sharon osbourne killed susan boyle (not literally)

Most celebrity interviews suck and no one ever says anything good because most celebrities are functional retards who only got where they are based on being pretty and you would smell hair burning if they ever had a thought. But put Sharon Osbourne in a studio with Opie... read more

Victims should not be mocked

I suppose it's possible that Megan Fox will let you bang her in the ass before midnight tonight, but short of that the most awesome thing that will happen to you all day is when you hear Opie and Anthony (official site here) and the great Patrice O'Neal listen to a now... read more

PAGE SIX IS FAIR, DILIGENT

Yesterday Page Six of the New York Post said that a sex tape featuring Bam Margera and the fiancé of Gregg “Opie” Hughes from the Opie and Anthony radio show was all set to hit the internet. They said…THE sex-mad "Opie & Anthony" radio show is facing its own carnal... read more