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Russell Crowe Wants His Fucking Hoverboard

Russell Crowe took to Twitter to complain that Virgin Atlantic wouldn't let him check his kids'hoverboards on his family vacation flight. Well, not him, but the Maori slave boys who handle his luggage: Ridiculous @VirginAustralia. No Segway boards as luggage? Too late to tell us at airport.Kids and I offloaded. Goodbye Virgin. Never again. Truly ridiculous. Offload! Offload! Airlines have banned those idiotic Segway...read more

Michael Jackson Prank Called Russell Crowe

Russell Crowe firmly believes the King of Pop prank called him repeatedly over a period of several years although it's unclear how he verified this. Clearly it is more flattering to believe the most famous music artistever is calling you and not the bellhop who you stiffed and thinks you're a tool bag: "For two or three fuckingyears, I never met him, shook his hand, but he found out the name I stayed in hotels under,...read more

Goodbye, Fat Kiwi Friend

Hugh Jackman and Russell Crowe are headed in two different directions. It shows. Hugh's got the HGH muscle rip going in his mid 40's. He's got that condescending clenched muscle forearm wrapped around Russell Crowe's fatty tailing career. It this were Spartacus, he'd be driving the sword through Russell's ruddy flesh, with gallons of blood and angst and margarine spilling everywhere. Consider this the passing of the...read more

Britney or Russell: Who Wore It Better?

Britney Spears went on twitter to point out that Russell Crowe was basically wearing the same thing in the opening scene of 'Les Miserables' as she was in her video for 'Toxic', except that he buttoned his coat. LOL. Cute hat @RussellCrowe. You wear it well. Maybe we should perform a Toxic/Work Song mashup ;) Assuming this was a snide way of calling him a homosexual, Crowe found her and hit her in the head several...read more

Tuesday Afternoon Headlines

JESSICA SIMPSON - is in talks with NBC for a sitcom that "would feature Simpson playing a version of herself in a Curb Your Enthusiasm-style look at her life". And it can't possibly fail because improv is the perfect vehicle for this quick-witted legend of comedy. (tv guide) RUSSELL CROWE - might be dating "burlesque goddess" Dita Von Teese, who has somehow totally escaped her past as a "spread-eagle girl having sex...read more

'Noah' is delayed because of flooding

As reported here first, Hurricane Sandy has all but shutdown the northeast since ravaging New York and New Jersey, including the filming of Darren Aronofskys ‘Noah', starring Russell Crowe and Emma Watson, which is filming in Oyster Bay, New York. IMDB says... To make it as realistic as possible, the director built a massive ark, which measures 450 feet long, 75 feet tall and 45 feet wide. Unfortunately, it was never...read more

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Russell Crowes 'Noah' will beat your ass

Just 3 days after his divorce was announced, Russell Crowe got back to work starring in 'Noah', which is filming in New York for some reason. It's directed by the great Darren Aronofsky, so don't expect a traditional take on the character. The new, cool Noah will look less like John Huston, and more like an Eastern European strongman in one of those contests where they throw beer kegs in the air and see who can carry...read more

Russell Crowe is jolly

Russell Crowe left his hotel in New York today to take a ride on his bike, so if you see him, flag him down and ask if your kid can get a picture with Santa, and ask him to say "Ho, Ho, Ho." There are two things you can always count on with Russell Crowe; he loves meeting the public and he loves a good joke, especially at his expense. Trust me, it'll go great. (image source = splash)read more

its Russell Crowe in Superman

The Daily Mail has the first pictures of Russell Crowe playing Supermans dad, or at least smoking cigarettes in Supermans dad costume. As you can see they have him with the S on his chest, which apparently is not an S but the family crest which is why Superman wears it later, though to be honest that explanation seems like bullshit. I don't mean to brag but I'm pretty sure I know what an S looks like.read more

Friday headlines, with female empowerment

KATY PERRY - will tie Michael Jacksons record if her 5th single off 'Teenage Dream' goes to number 1 like the other 4 have. And also if she gets two dozen little boys drunk and blows them. (mtv) CARS 2 - is the worst reviewed Pixar movie ever, and not coincidentally they've now unveiled the characters for 'Brave', their first movie with a female protagonist. So I guess it's about girl problems, like when there are no...read more

Russell Crowe: "circumcision is barbaric and stupid"

Most celebrities and politicians only use twitter to troll for strange pussy, but Russell Crowe apparently uses his to talk about penises. More specifically, babys penises and their foreskin, and how they're perfect just the way they are (his words, not mine). Or at least that's what he was doing last night when he went on a rant about circumcision. - "Circumcision is barbaric and stupid. Who are you to correct...read more

russell crowe is being all russell crowey again

Russell Crowe was doing an interview with BBC radio yesterday to promote 'Robin Hood', when the host made the comment that Crowes accent in the movie sounded more Irish than English. In case you haven't heard, Russell Crowe is passive little lamb who doesn't mind being insulted. "C'est la vie", that's Crowes motto. Crowe said: "You've got dead ears, mate – seriously dead ears if you think there's an Irish accent."...read more

Morning Headlines

RUSSELL CROWE - has worked with director Ridley Scott 4 times already, but things are not going so well on the set of their untitled Robin Hood project. "The producers had to fly to London because Russell and Ridley won't talk to each other. Every time they stop filming, it costs the production millions of dollars." The movie has a budget of 175m already but it will likely go way over that. Which is all you need to...read more

RUSSELL CROWE IN STAR TREK?

IGN says that JJ Abrams is trying to get none other than Russell Crowe to play the villain is his upcoming version of "Star Trek". This high profile rumor comes on the heels of the news that Tom Cruise has been asked to play Capt. Christopher Pike. IGN says: Our source seriously doubted that Paramount and Abrams could land the busy star, who has Body of Lies and Nottingham on his schedule in the coming months. Still,...read more

EVERYONE HATES RUSSELL CROWE

The always great Radar Online has their Hollywood poll up now, the end result of black-op undercover work to get the true feelings of "more than 50 top power players: studio execs, high-level agents from every major firm, and dozens of A-list producers, directors, managers, screenwriters, and publicists. These are people who have run studios, released blockbusters, won Oscars." So, you know, powerful people. The kind...read more