Goodbye, Fat Kiwi Friend

By Lex June 10, 2013 @ 11:53 AM

Hugh Jackman And Russell Crowe Meeting For Coffee In New York

Hugh Jackman and Russell Crowe are headed in two different directions. It shows. Hugh’s got the HGH muscle rip going in his mid 40′s. He’s got that condescending clenched muscle forearm wrapped around Russell Crowe’s fatty tailing career. It this were Spartacus, he’d be driving the sword through Russell’s ruddy flesh, with gallons of blood and angst and margarine spilling everywhere. Consider this the passing of the torch from one silly sounding bearded Oceania action star to another.

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Britney or Russell: Who Wore It Better?

By brendon January 25, 2013 @ 2:29 PM

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Britney Spears went on twitter to point out that Russell Crowe was basically wearing the same thing in the opening scene of ‘Les Miserables’ as she was in her video for ‘Toxic’, except that he buttoned his coat.

LOL. Cute hat @RussellCrowe. You wear it well. Maybe we should perform a Toxic/Work Song mashup ;)

Assuming this was a snide way of calling him a homosexual, Crowe found her and hit her in the head several times with his shoe. Russell Crowe takes twitter very very seriously.

Tuesday Afternoon Headlines

By brendon January 15, 2013 @ 6:55 PM

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JESSICA SIMPSON – is in talks with NBC for a sitcom that “would feature Simpson playing a version of herself in a Curb Your Enthusiasm-style look at her life”. And it can’t possibly fail because improv is the perfect vehicle for this quick-witted legend of comedy. (tv guide)

RUSSELL CROWE – might be dating “burlesque goddess” Dita Von Teese, who has somehow totally escaped her past as a “spread-eagle girl having sex with a popsicle goddess”. For the record, it might not be the best idea in the world for a guy with his temper to date a girl who is super super pale.(page six)

BEN AFFLECK – will have a tough time winning the Oscar for Best Picture even though his movie ‘Argo’ just won the Golden Globe for Best Picture. His best bet is for lots of old voters to think they’re voting for ‘Fargo’. (huff post)

TAYLOR SWIFT – has a crush on Bradley Cooper, so she had Jennifer Lawrence ask Bradley if he wanted to go out with her. The response: “Bradley has absolutely no intention of getting together with Taylor.” So then Taylor asked, “What does he mean ‘no intention‘? So he really wants to date me but thinks you can’t plan love? Oh my gaad, why do guys always have to play these games, why can’t they just be honest!” (radar)

MICHELLE KEEGAN – is an English actress in the new issue of Zoo, and she’s in a bikini but who cares about that? What I wanna know is if her eyes are the same size, and what insect does her eyebrow look like? This magazine is really out of touch.

‘Noah’ is delayed because of flooding

By brendon October 31, 2012 @ 1:24 PM

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As reported here first, Hurricane Sandy has all but shutdown the northeast since ravaging New York and New Jersey, including the filming of Darren Aronofskys ‘Noah’, starring Russell Crowe and Emma Watson, which is filming in Oyster Bay, New York. IMDB says…

To make it as realistic as possible, the director built a massive ark, which measures 450 feet long, 75 feet tall and 45 feet wide. Unfortunately, it was never meant to be sailed.
With production wrapping up within the next few weeks, the ark was forced to deal with flooding as Hurricane Sandy passed through.

Uhh, you’re supposed to say “spoiler alert”, God. Thank’s a lot dick, way to ruin the ending for people who didn’t read the book.

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Russell Crowes ‘Noah’ will beat your ass

By brendon October 18, 2012 @ 1:05 PM

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Just 3 days after his divorce was announced, Russell Crowe got back to work starring in ‘Noah‘, which is filming in New York for some reason. It’s directed by the great Darren Aronofsky, so don’t expect a traditional take on the character. The new, cool Noah will look less like John Huston, and more like an Eastern European strongman in one of those contests where they throw beer kegs in the air and see who can carry a refrigerator the farthest.

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Russell Crowe is jolly

By brendon October 11, 2012 @ 2:53 PM

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Russell Crowe left his hotel in New York today to take a ride on his bike, so if you see him, flag him down and ask if your kid can get a picture with Santa, and ask him to say “Ho, Ho, Ho.” There are two things you can always count on with Russell Crowe; he loves meeting the public and he loves a good joke, especially at his expense. Trust me, it’ll go great.

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