John Oliver Into Used Jock Straps And Koalas With STDs

May 11, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

John Oliver’s face looks like the Groucho Marx funny nose glasses combo, so I’d expect a man who always looks like he’s in a Party City incognito mask to be into some weird things. But into weird things is... READ MORE

Some People Spent Good Money To Sniff Russell Crowe’s Unmentionables

April 11, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Are you not entertained? Maximus must sell the same jockstrap he wore in Cinderella Man to finance a divorce from his princess. And surprisingly it sold because who could pass up the opportunity to smell the same region where... READ MORE

Russell Crowe Didn’t Beat up Azealia Banks Like She Said

December 8, 2016 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Back in October Azealia Banks took time out of railing on white people to attend a super white movie person party in Russell Crowe's hotel suite in Beverly Hills where she claims Crowe was a less than hospitable host. READ MORE

Azealia Banks Should Be Taken Out Behind The Barn

October 18, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Azalea Banks has filed a police report after Russell Crowe grabbed her and threw her out of his hotel room because she belligerently threatened to stab some of his friends with a broken wine glass. Crowe and the RZA... READ MORE

Russell Crowe Wants His Fucking Hoverboard

December 29, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Russell Crowe took to Twitter to complain that Virgin Atlantic wouldn’t let him check his kids’ hoverboards on his family vacation flight.  Well, not him, but the Maori slave boys who handle his luggage: Ridiculous @VirginAustralia. No Segway boards as... READ MORE

Michael Jackson Prank Called Russell Crowe

April 1, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Russell Crowe firmly believes the King of Pop prank called him repeatedly over a period of several years although it’s unclear how he verified this. Clearly it is more flattering to believe the most famous music artist ever is calling... READ MORE

Goodbye, Fat Kiwi Friend

June 10, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Hugh Jackman and Russell Crowe are headed in two different directions. It shows. Hugh’s got the HGH muscle rip going in his mid 40’s. He’s got that condescending clenched muscle forearm wrapped around Russell Crowe’s fatty tailing career. It... READ MORE

Britney or Russell: Who Wore It Better?

January 26, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Britney Spears went on twitter to point out that Russell Crowe was basically wearing the same thing in the opening scene of ‘Les Miserables’ as she was in her video for ‘Toxic’, except that he buttoned his coat. LOL.... READ MORE

Tuesday Afternoon Headlines

January 16, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

JESSICA SIMPSON – is in talks with NBC for a sitcom that “would feature Simpson playing a version of herself in a Curb Your Enthusiasm-style look at her life”. And it can’t possibly fail because improv is the perfect... READ MORE

‘Noah’ is delayed because of flooding

October 31, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

As reported here first, Hurricane Sandy has all but shutdown the northeast since ravaging New York and New Jersey, including the filming of Darren Aronofskys ‘Noah’, starring Russell Crowe and Emma Watson, which is filming in Oyster Bay, New... READ MORE