Azealia Banks Should Be Taken Out Behind The Barn

Azalea Banks has filed a police report after Russell Crowe grabbed her and threw her out of his hotel room because she belligerently threatened to stab some of his friends with a broken wine glass. Crowe and the RZA are friends who have worked on movies together. He had a... read more

Russell Crowe Wants His Fucking Hoverboard

Russell Crowe took to Twitter to complain that Virgin Atlantic wouldn't let him check his kids'hoverboards on his family vacation flight. Well, not him, but the Maori slave boys who handle his luggage: Ridiculous @VirginAustralia. No Segway boards as luggage? Too late to... read more

Michael Jackson Prank Called Russell Crowe

Russell Crowe firmly believes the King of Pop prank called him repeatedly over a period of several years although it's unclear how he verified this. Clearly it is more flattering to believe the most famous music artistever is calling you and not the bellhop who you... read more

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Goodbye, Fat Kiwi Friend

Hugh Jackman and Russell Crowe are headed in two different directions. It shows. Hugh's got the HGH muscle rip going in his mid 40's. He's got that condescending clenched muscle forearm wrapped around Russell Crowe's fatty tailing career. It this were Spartacus, he'd be... read more

Britney or Russell: Who Wore It Better?

Britney Spears went on twitter to point out that Russell Crowe was basically wearing the same thing in the opening scene of 'Les Miserables' as she was in her video for 'Toxic', except that he buttoned his coat. LOL. Cute hat @RussellCrowe. You wear it well. Maybe we... read more

Tuesday Afternoon Headlines

JESSICA SIMPSON - is in talks with NBC for a sitcom that "would feature Simpson playing a version of herself in a Curb Your Enthusiasm-style look at her life". And it can't possibly fail because improv is the perfect vehicle for this quick-witted legend of comedy. (tv... read more

'Noah' is delayed because of flooding

As reported here first, Hurricane Sandy has all but shutdown the northeast since ravaging New York and New Jersey, including the filming of Darren Aronofskys ‘Noah', starring Russell Crowe and Emma Watson, which is filming in Oyster Bay, New York. IMDB says... To make it... read more

Russell Crowes 'Noah' will beat your ass

Just 3 days after his divorce was announced, Russell Crowe got back to work starring in 'Noah', which is filming in New York for some reason. It's directed by the great Darren Aronofsky, so don't expect a traditional take on the character. The new, cool Noah will look... read more

Russell Crowe is jolly

Russell Crowe left his hotel in New York today to take a ride on his bike, so if you see him, flag him down and ask if your kid can get a picture with Santa, and ask him to say "Ho, Ho, Ho." There are two things you can always count on with Russell Crowe; he loves... read more

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its Russell Crowe in Superman

The Daily Mail has the first pictures of Russell Crowe playing Supermans dad, or at least smoking cigarettes in Supermans dad costume. As you can see they have him with the S on his chest, which apparently is not an S but the family crest which is why Superman wears it... read more

Friday headlines, with female empowerment

KATY PERRY - will tie Michael Jacksons record if her 5th single off 'Teenage Dream' goes to number 1 like the other 4 have. And also if she gets two dozen little boys drunk and blows them. (mtv) CARS 2 - is the worst reviewed Pixar movie ever, and not coincidentally... read more

Russell Crowe: "circumcision is barbaric and stupid"

Most celebrities and politicians only use twitter to troll for strange pussy, but Russell Crowe apparently uses his to talk about penises. More specifically, babys penises and their foreskin, and how they're perfect just the way they are (his words, not mine). Or at... read more