Russell Crowe Didn’t Beat up Azealia Banks Like She Said

December 8, 2016 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Back in October Azealia Banks took time out of railing on white people to attend a super white movie person party in Russell Crowe’s hotel suite in Beverly Hills where she claims Crowe was a less than hospitable host.


Azealia Banks Should Be Taken Out Behind The Barn

October 18, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Azalea Banks has filed a police report after Russell Crowe grabbed her and threw her out of his hotel room because she belligerently threatened to stab some of his friends with a broken wine glass. Crowe and the RZA are friends who have worked on movies together. He had a little party, and RZA brought Banks with him because he’s clearly banging her, which is probably pretty fun since she’s completely nuts and is a black activist who wants to be white. Bad call.


Russell Crowe Wants His Fucking Hoverboard

December 29, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Russell Crowe took to Twitter to complain that Virgin Atlantic wouldn’t let him check his kids’ hoverboards on his family vacation flight.  Well, not him, but the Maori slave boys who handle his luggage: Ridiculous @VirginAustralia. No Segway boards as luggage? Too late to tell us at airport.Kids and I offloaded. Goodbye Virgin. Never again. Truly […]


Michael Jackson Prank Called Russell Crowe

April 1, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Russell Crowe firmly believes the King of Pop prank called him repeatedly over a period of several years although it’s unclear how he verified this. Clearly it is more flattering to believe the most famous music artist ever is calling you and not the bellhop who you stiffed and thinks you’re a tool bag: “For two […]


Goodbye, Fat Kiwi Friend

June 10, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Hugh Jackman and Russell Crowe are headed in two different directions. It shows. Hugh’s got the HGH muscle rip going in his mid 40’s. He’s got that condescending clenched muscle forearm wrapped around Russell Crowe’s fatty tailing career. It this were Spartacus, he’d be driving the sword through Russell’s ruddy flesh, with gallons of blood […]


Britney or Russell: Who Wore It Better?

January 26, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Britney Spears went on twitter to point out that Russell Crowe was basically wearing the same thing in the opening scene of ‘Les Miserables’ as she was in her video for ‘Toxic’, except that he buttoned his coat. LOL. Cute hat @RussellCrowe. You wear it well. Maybe we should perform a Toxic/Work Song mashup 😉 […]


Tuesday Afternoon Headlines

January 16, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

JESSICA SIMPSON – is in talks with NBC for a sitcom that “would feature Simpson playing a version of herself in a Curb Your Enthusiasm-style look at her life”. And it can’t possibly fail because improv is the perfect vehicle for this quick-witted legend of comedy. (tv guide) RUSSELL CROWE – might be dating “burlesque […]


‘Noah’ is delayed because of flooding

October 31, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

As reported here first, Hurricane Sandy has all but shutdown the northeast since ravaging New York and New Jersey, including the filming of Darren Aronofskys ‘Noah’, starring Russell Crowe and Emma Watson, which is filming in Oyster Bay, New York. IMDB says… To make it as realistic as possible, the director built a massive ark, […]


Russell Crowes ‘Noah’ will beat your ass

October 18, 2012 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Just 3 days after his divorce was announced, Russell Crowe got back to work starring in ‘Noah‘, which is filming in New York for some reason. It’s directed by the great Darren Aronofsky, so don’t expect a traditional take on the character. The new, cool Noah will look less like John Huston, and more like […]


Russell Crowe is jolly

October 12, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Russell Crowe left his hotel in New York today to take a ride on his bike, so if you see him, flag him down and ask if your kid can get a picture with Santa, and ask him to say “Ho, Ho, Ho.” There are two things you can always count on with Russell Crowe; […]