This sounds like madness, but Star magazine claims that Natalie Portman, who is 27, was caught last week “making out” with Sean Penn, who is married and oh by the way 48. For the math challenged, that’s a 21-year difference. A source tells Star….
"They went to a bank of elevators that only goes to the spa or to private rooms. They came back about 45 minutes later, and that's when I saw them making out. There's a door outside of the hotel's Tower Bar that has a bridge to the terrace, so it's semi-private. I used that path to get to the restroom, and when I came back, I had to go through some curtains — and that's when I interrupted Sean and Natalie! When they saw me, they were startled and quickly composed themselves."
I’d rather watch my grandparents make out than a flawless angel like Natalie Portman and that tick infested hippie. Just picturing him and her is profoundly uncomfortable. I could catch her tossing Flava Flav and not be this grossed out.
Robin Wright filed for divorce from Sean Penn on December 21st after 11 years of marriage, and although the only reason given was the always dull "irreconcilable differences", Star magazine has a far more interesting version of what went wrong.
It all started innocently enough, with an intended romantic getaway in Lake Tahoe, Calif. The couple checked in to the Squaw Valley resort just days before Christmas, but sources said Sean didn’t request couple-friendly accommodations.
“Sean didn’t spend much time with his wife — he booked her a separate suite — and when Robin got fed up with being alone, she went over to his suite,” an insider revealed. There, she “found him drunk with two Russian girls!”
Allegedly the actor continued to party the night away, while Robin was nowhere to be seen. “When asked where his wife was, he answered, ‘Who cares?’”
Awww. What a great guy he is. He's so romantic. In fact, did I just read that, or did someone whisper sweet valentines in my ear during a beautiful dream!
Random stories like this always appear during a slow week, but Fox has a piece today laying out how incredibly cheap some celebrities can be. They mention the lawsuit filed by a stylist against notorious jackass Jamie Foxx after he didn’t pay for work she did dressing him for awards shows and press junkets, but the article is mainly about celebrities who don’t tip in restaurants and bars. Bill Cosby tipped $3 on a $375 meal, Ricki Lake tipped $8 from $142.50 check (even after having her dessert comped) and Sean Penn didn't tip a dime on a $450 meal in New Orleans. Shockingly, Kirsten Dunst makes the list as well. Fox says:
“The tangle of fame and fortune can also result in terrible tippers," said Eliza Pharrell, an assistant manager at a high-profile New York restaurant. "For instance, Kirsten Dunst came through and ran up a $233 bill and left without even the smallest gratuity."
Kirsten Dunst is exactly what an alien would be like if an alien came to earth and tried to blend in. They wouldn't know about our earth customs like tipping. Or dental care. This is why she doesn't tan, I bet. Her world has three suns and ours isn't strong enough for her cold clammy skin. I heard that one guy saw her eat a mouse one time. She just picked it up by it's tail and dropped it in her mouth whole. It was still alive and everything, kicking and squeaking. Swear to god, man.
(thanks to JoRgE for the link. And for banging Ashlee Simpson so I could get some QT with Jess)
