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This is the exact predicament that Kim Kardashian found herself in while sporting a slutty Guinan from Star Trek: The Next Generation Halloween costume, that's apparently a Kanye West original under his Yeezy label. Someone posted a pic of her wonky... READ MORE

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Now that you're lactating over Ashley Graham's diaper ass, it's a perfect time to check out someone who's even uglier - Amy Schumer. The sultry vixen posted a bunch of Instagram pics of herself waddling around a bunch of... READ MORE

Picture yourself being intimate with your significant other on a regular basis and having no idea that they were infatuated with committing suicide. I know during the obligatory cigarette session after sex with Asia Argento, Anthony Bourdain had let... READ MORE

Network television features about one-thousand shows in which formerly respected celebrities sit in chairs from Battlefield Earth and make poor assholes fight for fame and money. It's like producers realized that television was never going to get better than... READ MORE

Success is relative, and so is sanity when it comes to celebrities. Paris Hilton is pretty insane to honestly believe that she’s “self-made” and somehow started the Hilton empire by herself. Sure she may have invented what the world... READ MORE

Eighty-four-year-old British socialite Katie Price recently took to the beach in Thailand to demonstrate that the price was indeed right for her Groupon tit job – about four dollars – by showing off her stapled on kettlebell boobs and... READ MORE