No Award Show For Florida Victims Accused Of Acting

March 8, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

It’s already a punishment enough when you live in Florida with the exception of a few parts. “Florida man” news stories are never anything to be proud of. It’s sad to see a state once celebrated for Walt Disney... READ MORE

Alicia Vikander Is Rising

March 1, 2016 | Uncategorized | josh-j| 0 Comments

Swedish actress Alicia Vikander is smoking hot. She also won an Oscar on Sunday. Further proof that God doesn’t believe in the redistribution of anything. Vikander won Best Supporting Actress for her role in The Danish Girl, in which she... READ MORE

Go Big On The Oscars Next Year

February 24, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

The Oscars are an obnoxious self congratulatory circle jerk you’re occasionally forced to sit through with your girlfriend while she cries and you consider breaking up with her. She would totally blow Cumberbatch. Not even hypothetically. Just right now,... READ MORE

Jennifer Lawrence Isn’t Wearing Any Panties

March 5, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Jennifer Lawrence took a break from being disgusted by Hollywood selling young sexy woman to show up without panties at the Vanity Fair Oscar party. It’s a bold meta statement on her desire to get the media to confess... READ MORE

Leave Kim Novak Alone

March 4, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kim Novak became the butt joke of the Oscars last night for looking like every single other woman in that audience is going to look sometime in the next three decades. For Goldie Hawn, about four more days. You... READ MORE

Ireland Baldwin To Be Fashion Correspondent At The Oscars

February 26, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

While daddy struggles with the minority-hating man in the mirror, Ireland Baldwin has been tapped to be the Oscar night fashion correspondent for TVGN. I have no fucking clue what TVGN is or what Ireland Baldwin knows about fashion,... READ MORE