Alicia Vikander Is Rising

Swedish actress Alicia Vikander is smoking hot. She also won an Oscar on Sunday. Further proof that God doesn't believe in the redistribution of anything. Vikander won Best Supporting Actress for her role inThe Danish Girl, in which she is married to a man who identifies... read more

Go Big On The Oscars Next Year

The Oscars are an obnoxious self congratulatory circle jerk you're occasionally forced to sit through with your girlfriend while she cries and you consider breaking up with her. She would totally blow Cumberbatch. Not even hypothetically. Just right now, on this couch.... read more

Jennifer Lawrence Isn't Wearing Any Panties

Jennifer Lawrence took a break from being disgusted by Hollywood selling young sexy woman to show up without panties at the Vanity Fair Oscar party. It's a bold meta statement on her desire to get the media to confess their sins. Quit looking at my pussy, you insidious... read more

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Leave Kim Novak Alone

Kim Novak became the butt joke of the Oscars last night for looking like every single other woman in that audience is going to look sometime in the next three decades. For Goldie Hawn, about four more days. You might as well build a time machine and travel forward to... read more

Ireland Baldwin To Be Fashion Correspondent At The Oscars

While daddy struggles with the minority-hating man in the mirror, Ireland Baldwin has been tapped to be the Oscar night fashion correspondent for TVGN. I have no fucking clue what TVGN is or what Ireland Baldwin knows about fashion, but if they can commit to having... read more