TOM CRUISE HAS DONE IT

Naysayers may be resistant to accept Tom Cruise in his new role as the German general who attempted to assassinate Hitler, but as this picture proves, he can hold a briefcase on a runway and look tubby right up there with some of the best actors who ever lived.  (full... read more

SURI CRUISE IS GOOFY LOOKIN

Someone needs to kidnap Suri and run a CAT scan on her immediately because something is wrong with her.  I don't know what, but she's clearly f'd up somehow.  She always looks like they just pulled her out of the dryer.  Katie looks like a hot zombie, there's no way her... read more

ZE GERMANS CAVED

Monday, wire reports said that the World War II movie "Valkyrie" would not be allowed to film on German military sites because its star, Tom Cruise, is a scientologist.  Now the German government has reconsidered, deciding that the story of high ranking German officers... read more

ZE GERMANS HAVE A GOOD POINT

Wire reports today say that Germany will not allow a movie starring Tom Cruise to film at German military sites because Cruise is a Scientologist.  Reuters says: Cruise, also one of the film's producers, is a member of the Church of Scientology which the German government... read more

KATIE HOLMES IS PREGNANT?

The Sun UK says that Katie Holmes is pregnant for the second time.  No word yet on who the father might be (zing!).  The Sun says: Holmes told close pals she is thrilled.  But she tried to hide her bump under a loose dress as she and Tom celebrated with their pals THE... read more

TOM CRUISE IS A MINISTER OR SOMETHING

Tom Cruise has attained the highest level one can reach in Scientology, and apparently that gives him the power to perform marriages inside the church.  And now he might do it for the first time for pawn friend James Packer. Packer is a devout scientologist, and one of... read more

KATIE HOLMES IS MAD AT KATEE HOLMES

An 18-year-old, blue-eyed blond who claims to be a virgin has decided to get into porn and has chosen the stage name Katee Holmes.  She will have sex for the first time in her first movie.  This, predictably  enough, is not sitting well with the more famous Katie Holmes... read more

IS KATIE LOOKING?

For the first time in almost two years, Katie Holmes is back at work and spending time away from Tom Cruise.  And sources say she basically walked toward the nearest living thing and started flirting with it.  MSNBC says: Katie Holmes has been “flirting” with her “Mad... read more

KATIE HOLMES SEEMS REALLY HAPPY

The Us Magazine cover story this week goes inside the marriage of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes.  And by "goes inside" I mean "speculates wildly".  US says:Katie Holmes has hardly left Tom Cruise's side since they began dating in April 2005However, that support has caused... read more

SURI CRUISE IS UGLY

TomKatCrazy has new pictures of Suri Cruise with mom and dad taken yesterday at the birthday party for Brooke Shields daughter, Grier Hammond (um, wasn't Katie supposed to be in Shreveport filming a movie.  and is that where she left her conditioner).  Grier and Suri were... read more

KATIE HOLMES IS MAKING HER MOVE

MSNBC says that Katie Holmes is using her time alone on her new film to re-connect with family and old friends and reclaim parts of her life that she gave up after she met Tom Cruise.  The Scoop says:  Holmes is reconnecting with family and friends and even secretly... read more

STUFF FROM ALL OVER

SURI CRUISE IS ONE YEAR OLD TODAY - the baby girl of Tom Crusie and Katie Holmes turns one year old today, as previously implied by the headline.  It's not known if the parents will throw a party for their only child, but if they do, I think a good theme would be... read more