SURI CRUISE IS SO SCREWED

Us magazine says that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are using strict Scientology guidelines to raise their daughter Suri, and that dictates everything from the way she was nursed to the way she's disciplined and even what friends she's allowed to have. Us magazine says:... read more

STUFF FROM ALL OVER

If Orlando Bloom is dating Jessica Simpson, it's news to Orlando Bloom, who was seen last nighttrying to cool things down with a dude whose girlfriend Orlando was hitting on. I think. It's a little confusing. At one point it's hard to tell if they're about to fight or... read more

TOM CRUISE IS NUTS, TINY

Star magazine, via Celebitchy, says that Tom Cruise is planning to build a ... wait for it ... wait for it ... a 10 million dollar underground bunker in Colorado to prepare for the arrival of Xenu, his alien god who is at the heart of scientology. Star says:Devout... read more

TOM IS BRAINWASHING THE KIDS

Star Magazine, via Celebitchy, says that the two adopted children of Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman have spent the summer at a camp outside Portland, a camp that critics sayis designed to take kids while they're young and indoctrinate them into Scientology. Star says: As... read more

TOM CRUISE IS DANGEROUS

Eleven extras were injured after falling off a truck on the set of Tom Cruise's latest movie, "Valkyrie". The movie, directed by Bryan Singer, was filming in Germany when the side of a military troop transport truck burst open as it drove around a corner. The BBC says:... read more

TOM CRUISE IN STAR TREK?

IGN says that J.J. Abrams has asked Tom Cruise to play Captain Christopher Pike in the upcoming movie version of "Star Trek". Pike was James T. Kirk's predecessor and captain of the U.S.S. Enterprise in the original and unaired Star Trek TV pilot. The role would be little... read more

THIS IS GROSS

The Aussie version of MSN says today that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes want to do a sexy - and naked - photoshoot together much like the one David and Victoria Beckham did last month for W magazine. MSN says:Sources say a racy photo shoot will allow the pair to show off a... read more

TOM CRUISE HAS DONE IT

Naysayers may be resistant to accept Tom Cruise in his new role as the German general who attempted to assassinate Hitler, but as this picture proves, he can hold a briefcase on a runway and look tubby right up there with some of the best actors who ever lived. (full... read more

SURI CRUISE IS GOOFY LOOKIN

Someone needs to kidnap Suri and run a CAT scan on her immediately because something is wrong with her. I don't know what, but she's clearly f'd up somehow. She always looks like they just pulled her out of the dryer. Katie looks like a hot zombie, there's no way her... read more

ZE GERMANS CAVED

Monday, wire reports said that the World War II movie "Valkyrie" would not be allowed to film on German military sites because its star, Tom Cruise, is a scientologist. Now the German government has reconsidered, deciding that the story of high ranking German officers... read more

ZE GERMANS HAVE A GOOD POINT

Wire reports today say that Germany will not allow a movie starring Tom Cruise to film at German military sites because Cruise is a Scientologist. Reuters says: Cruise, also one of the film's producers, is a member of the Church of Scientology which the German government... read more

KATIE HOLMES IS PREGNANT?

The Sun UK says that Katie Holmes is pregnant for the second time. No word yet on who the father might be (zing!). The Sun says: Holmes told close pals she is thrilled. But she tried to hide her bump under a loose dress as she and Tom celebrated with their pals THE... read more