STUFF FROM ALL OVER

TOM CRUISE IS SEXY - I hope it doesn’t sound like I’m bragging, but I’m fuckin hot, so I know sexy when I see it, and Tom Cruise is sexier than ever. He could totally be a plus-sized model. (more pictures over on Splash)EVERYONE HATES PARIS HILTON - Page Six says that Paris Hilton probably bought the giant (and fake) “engagement ring” she’s been sporting lately to fuel speculation that on-again/off-again boyfriend...

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SPOT THE FUG

I hope you're not afraid of being super turned on, because these pictures are hot. Rawr! It's funny to see these pictures, taken last night at the premiere for "the Pursuit of Happyness", to see Jennifer Lopez try and look pretty while she stands between her ratlike husband and the newly fat Tom Cruise. She dresses like a ghost, but whatever, she could be made of nothing but rainbows and kisses and still get dragged...

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NICOLE KIDMAN IS PREGNANT

The Mirror UK says that Nicole Kidman is pregnant and due to give birth to her first child this spring. Kidman married singer Keith Urban six months ago and has been plagued by pregnancy rumors ever since, but the paper says this time it's real and an official announcement will be made shortly. According to The Mirror:Our source says, "Miss Kidman certainly isn't hiding the changes in her body now and seems to be very...

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ARE TOM AND KATIE ASHAMED OF SURI?

CBB followed the rumor this weekend that the real reason it took so long to see the first pictures of Suri Cruise in Vanity Fair, and the reason candid pictures of her have been non-existent since then, is because Suri has a large and distinctive birthmark located in the middle of her forehead between her eyes. The rumor is Tom and Katie were embarrassed and didn't show her in public until it could be addressed. CBB...

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STUFF FROM ALL OVER

Nicole Kidman is nice - Even though she wasn't invited to the wedding, Nicole Kidman has sent Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes a wedding present and a note that "wished them both a lifetime of happiness together." How touching. I bet it's a vibrator she bought at a garage sale. Angelina speaks out - Angelina Jolie has issued a statement after three of her bodyguards were arrested in India, accused of handling some children...

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SURIS NOT RETARDED, IS SHE?

I thought she looked cute in that Vanity Fair shoot too, but lately every time I see Suri she always looks like they just pulled her out of the dryer. She just looks disheveled and confused and kinda fucked up. Her parents are idiots, so poor Suri is gonna be dumb too, but she doesn't even look normal. In the banner picture she looks like she should be wearinga plastic football helmet and water wings. Mark my words,...

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TOM AND KATIE GET MARRIED TOMORROW

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes will get "married" in a Scientology ceremony tomorrow at Odescalchi Castle in Italy. The 600 year old castle in the lakeside town of Bracciano has been descended on by international media and celebrity friends like Jim Carrey and his gf Jenny McCarthy, Jada Pinkett Smith and Will Smith, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony, and Brooke Shields, just to name a few. Also there are Scientology pals...

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TOM CRUISE GETS PWN3D. AGAIN

Sumner Redstone - the head of Viacom, the parent company of Paramount Pictures - isn’t done ripping into Tom Cruise just yet. Nine weeks after he leveled Cruise in the press and effectively fired him from Paramount, Redstone says he doesn't regret a thing:"He was embarrassing the studio. And he was costing us a lot of money … (My wife), like women everywhere, had come to hate him ... His behavior was entirely...

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THE WEDDING IS NOVEMBER 18TH

After getting engaged almost a year and a half ago, invitations went out last Friday announcing to family and friends that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes will get married November 18th in Italy. Us Magazine says:... guests were notified to be free the weekend of November 16-19. The couple's rep, Arnold Robinson, confirms the wedding will take place November 18 in Italy--"All those details are correct … proper security...

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TOM CRUISE RUINS EVERYTHING

Stanley Kubrick told his friend R. Lee Ermey that "Eyes Wide Shut" was a "piece of shit" that was ruined by Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman. Ermey's first role was as the drill instructor in Kubrick's "Full Metal Jacket" and the two remained friends until Kubrick's death in 1999. Ermey says:"Stanley called me about two weeks before he died, as a matter of fact. We had a long conversation about "Eyes Wide Shut". He told me...

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TOM CRUISE IS THOUGHTFUL

Tom Cruise is determined to help Katie Holmes reclaim the movie star body she had before getting pregnant and giving birth to their daughter Suri almost 6 months ago. Except, replace “determined” and any supportive connotations that may have with the image of Tom calling her a fat ass and making little piggy sounds when she looks at food. TMZ says:Tom has become "very concerned" about her appearance these days, and has...

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BRAD PITT IN "MISSION : IMPOSSIBLE 4"?

Less than a month ago, Paramount Pictures embarrassed Tom Cruise by not renewing his production deal with the company, a move that was basically seen as Cruise being fired. Now Paramount may take things even further and replace him in the "Mission : Impossible" franchise with Brad Pitt, one of his biggest rivals. The Daily Mail says:(Paramount) is determined to keep the lucrative series alive after "Mission :...

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TOM CRUISE IS A TOUGH GUY

A new report alleges that Tom Cruise used a scientology "mob" to physically intimidate the head of Paramount Pictures during contract negotiations on "Mission Impossible III". Radar Online says:Paramount Pictures honcho (Brad) Grey had a highly unpleasant run-in with the Church during his tense negotiations with Cruise over Mission: Impossible 3. Grey, who had recently joined the studio, entered the talks determined to...

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TOM AND KATIE ARE GETTING MARRIED. MAYBE.

After getting engaged almost 15 months ago, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes will get married in the next six weeks, according to various new reports. News.com says:Katie's close friend, Andrea Burnoutz told US Weekley, "All I really know is that the wedding is soon! They will surprise us all." Another source said: "It's going to happen in the next three to six weeks." Tom and Katie's representative Arnold Robinson has...

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SURI CRUISE IS FREAKIN ADORABLE

I guess these pictures of Suri Cruise in today’s Vanity Fair could be cuter, but only if there was a baby tiger and a baby panda dressed in little Halloween costumes in the background. The tiger would be dressed as a pirate and the panda would be a ghost in a sheet with holes cut out for eyes. And then they went to the house and the person ran out of candy after giving candy to the baby pirate tiger, so the baby ghost...

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