TOM CRUISE GOT ONE. THIS ONE.

Friends of Tom Cruise like Jennifer Lopez and David Beckham and Will Smith say that, despite his affinity for scientology, he would never pressure them to join the infamous Hollywood cult.  But today, the New York Daily News says Smith has done just that.  Seemingly. Will... read more

TOM CRUISE IS CRAZY, IMPORTANT

A new book is claiming that longtime Scientologist Tom Cruise has risen in the ranks and is now second in command of the controversial religion, based on outer space warlords trapped in volcano prisons and dead aliens attaching themselves to human souls.  Oh, and also,... read more

KATIE HOLMES ISNT HELPING

Very obviously Tom Cruise has been plagued for years by rumors that he's gay, and every girlfriend or wife he ever has is just called a beard, and now Katie Holmes tells Us magazine some stuff that will do anything but help.Katie Holmes has opened up about her one-year... read more

RANDOM MORNING STUFF

KAYNES MOM PASSED AWAY - Kanye West's mother, Dr. Donda West, has died. Multiple reports indicate that Dr. West's death may have been a result of complications from some sort of surgery.  And, I don't mean to make light of this, but was she a real doctor, or was that her... read more

EVERYONE HATES TOM CRUISE

Fox News says it's no coincidence that Robert Redford and Meryl Streep did not attend a dinner earlier this week honoring Tom Cruise.  Cruise, Redford and Streep, of course, star in "Lions For Lambs", which opens nationwide today.  Fox says: When I noted that the "Lions... read more

SURI CRUISE IS SO SCREWED

Us magazine says that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are using strict Scientology guidelines to raise their daughter Suri, and that dictates everything from the way she was nursed to the way she's disciplined and even what friends she's allowed to have.  Us magazine says:... read more

STUFF FROM ALL OVER

If Orlando Bloom is dating Jessica Simpson, it's news to Orlando Bloom, who was seen last night trying to cool things down with a dude whose girlfriend Orlando was hitting on.  I think.  It's a little confusing.  At one point it's hard to tell if they're about to fight... read more

TOM CRUISE IS NUTS, TINY

Star magazine, via Celebitchy, says that Tom Cruise is planning to build a ... wait for it ... wait for it ... a 10 million dollar underground bunker in Colorado to prepare for the arrival of Xenu, his alien god who is at the heart of scientology.  Star says:Devout... read more

TOM IS BRAINWASHING THE KIDS

Star Magazine, via Celebitchy, says that the two adopted children of Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman have spent the summer at a camp outside Portland, a camp that critics say is designed to take kids while they're young and indoctrinate them into Scientology.  Star says: As... read more

TOM CRUISE IS DANGEROUS

Eleven extras were injured after falling off a truck on the set of Tom Cruise's latest movie, "Valkyrie".  The movie, directed by Bryan Singer, was filming in Germany when the side of a military troop transport truck burst open as it drove around a corner.  The BBC says:... read more

TOM CRUISE IN STAR TREK?

IGN says that J.J. Abrams has asked Tom Cruise to play Captain Christopher Pike in the upcoming movie version of "Star Trek".  Pike was James T. Kirk's predecessor and captain of the U.S.S. Enterprise in the original and unaired Star Trek TV pilot.  The role would be... read more

THIS IS GROSS

The Aussie version of MSN says today that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes want to do a sexy - and naked - photoshoot together much like the one David and Victoria Beckham did last month for W magazine.  MSN says:Sources say a racy photo shoot will allow the pair to show off a... read more