Back in November, Katie Holmes ran the New York City Marathon, her first one, and now Us Weekly is reporting that she has signed up for her second, this time the famous Boston Marathon. Us says:

Holmes had placed 34,193rd among 39,085 entrants in the New York City marathon (26.2 miles in about 5 hours and 30 minutes) on Nov. 4, which means she didn't qualify by merit for the April 21st race in Boston.
Runners in the Boston Marathon must have specific qualifying times. For Holmes' age group, that would mean finishing a previous marathon in 3 hours and 40 minutes.
The actress "received an exemption," a marathon insider tells Us, because race organizers "occasionally give out 'charity entrances.'"

It's easy to make fun of Katie Holmes for a hundred different reasons, but at least she exercises and keeps her body looking hot, unlike that fatass Jennifer Love Hewitt, who seems to think running is only for when your car breaks down in the rain or if you’re being chases by zombies.

(katie last night at the premier of "mad money".  picture source = getty images)



A new book is claiming that longtime Scientologist Tom Cruise has risen in the ranks and is now second in command of the controversial religion, based on outer space warlords trapped in volcano prisons and dead aliens attaching themselves to human souls.  Oh, and also, there’s this…

And author ANDREW MORTON says some followers have speculated that his daughter Suri may have been fathered using FROZEN SPERM from its founder L RON HUBBARD.
Mission: Impossible actor Tom has rubbished the book by Brit Morton, who wrote Princess Diana’s biography Her True Story.
Tom, 45, also denies claims that his ex NICOLE KIDMAN was told her sex secrets would be leaked if she criticised the “church”, and that he aims to convert pals DAVID and VICTORIA BECKHAM.
Morton interviewed high-ranking Scientologists, or Sea Orgs — led by the mysterious David Miscavige.
And Morton writes: “Some Sea Org fanatics wondered if the actress had been impregnated with Hubbard’s frozen sperm.

Scientology will do well with a keen mind like Tom Cruise in charge, even if he has been evasive about his role there in the past.  I cornered him in an elevator one time and said, "Tom, what's the deal with you and scientology", and he said, "uhh, uhh", then turned his back to me.  Then he turned around again with his finger under his nose so it looked like a moustache and said, "I'm not Tom Cruise".  And then I said, "I'm pretty sure you are".  Then he said "ring ring" out of the corner of his mouth, then put his thumb and his pinky to his ear and his mouth and said, "I'm sorry, I have to take this call".  He said it was President Lincoln, but frankly I had my doubts.



Very obviously Tom Cruise has been plagued for years by rumors that he's gay, and every girlfriend or wife he ever has is just called a beard, and now Katie Holmes tells Us magazine some stuff that will do anything but help.

Katie Holmes has opened up about her one-year marriage to Tom Cruise, revealing his biggest turn-on.  "Tom likes me in a suit and a mini every now and then. I like it when he likes it. It makes me blush," she told the January issue of In Style. "He'll say, 'You look good. I hope security's going with you.' Now that gives me attitude."

Uhhh … hmm.  A suit, huh?  Like, a suit and tie.  And your hair keeps getting shorter and shorter, huh?  This is what we call "baby steps" Katie.  By next year, fully expect an interview where she says, "Toms new big turn-on is when I wear an old fedora and argyle sweater and smoke a pipe during sex.  And he mounts me from behind and does anal, and he likes it when I wave my arm back at him and say, 'you kids get out of there!  Damn kids!' "